*completely drunk**comes in drinking some sake also*
Oi! O^O
CaRErulll.... U mAy spill the dreenk.*completely drunk*
GINNNIIIEEEEEE!!!!!! *slaps your back with enourmous force*
You here?!?!?! NOWWWWWSSSS readyz to startsss!?!
It is a style which implements the use of genjutsu in taijutsu, in which the user deals soft but precise hits into the opponent disrupting his chakra flow and in result placing them in an illusion. Lazy Fist users though, are less reliant of brute force and are more concentrated in pin point attacks.Drunk bastardo!!!
Now, *hic* what do you know about lazy fist? *BUUURRRPPPP*
You got sober rater quickly o-oCorrect!! Now, i want you to sit down and do the Horse hand seal. As you do this, focus on your chakra. Try to make it vibrate but in a frequency somewhat between the Wind and Lightning frequencies with just a touch of the balance and flowy movement of the water
"Perfectly understood!"Perfect!!! Now, remember that frequency, its that frequency that will disrupt the targets chakra flow to produce the illusion you want to produce.
Lets start with the basic movement:
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Lazy fist is all about shallow, fast, flowy movements, that have a set of randomness to them that enables you to simply touch your target in the desired place or to redirect the force he applies against you, in order to counter attack him. However, Lazy fist has some disadvantages. Its movements don't do much real damage because your movements don't have much strength.
Now, the theory part:
This style began with Panda's aversion to physical effort and activity (mostly fueled by their dizzy-like movement and mostly drunken and playful behavior) which lead them to become below average taijutsu fighters, relying more on their strong affinity to Genjutsu and Fire and Earth Ninjutsu. However, Panda Warriors soon saw that Taijutsu was the core ability to master by every fighter.
So, by taking advantage of their inherent affinity with Genjutsu and unique form of movement they developed a new type of Taijutsu unique to them: Lazy Fist.
This special type of Taijutsu relies on shallow, dull, soft and rapid movements to hit specific places in the opponents body, using their chakra and the impact to disturb the enemy's chakra flow. The disturbance of the chakra flow makes the enemy experience illusions, effectively putting the enemy under Genjutsus. This gives birth to a new technique all together: Gentaijutsu. The damage of a Lazy Fist move is a mixture of both physical damage (from impact) and the strain produced in the enemy's body by the Genjutsu placed upon impact. The impact serves as a medium to trigger the disturbance in the chakra flow through the chakra charged in that move.
Lazy Fist moves are generally fast but a bit flamboyant, relying on soft rapid touches that inflict below average physical damage (if they did high physical damage, they would auto-release the enemy from the Genjutsu) but, by charging chakra into them, they disturb the enemy's chakra flow. The speed of the moves is slightly higher than that of normal taijutsu and the fighting stances are very soft and fluid instead of firm and strong. Agility and not strength is the core of Lazy Fist but, unlike most agility type taijutsu, the Lazy Fist user moves in a rather apparently uncoordinated manner, almost appearing drunk or dizzy.
Assume the initial stance (bigger drawing) and strike my clone twice anywhere you like, using a flowy movement of hands.
*makes ubber sexy clone*
*clone cries like a little girl and grabs his arm and abdomen, apparently as if something is stuck in him*"Perfectly understood!"
When the clone appears, I am distracted by it's beautiful body for a couple seconds, though I regain consciousness after slapping myself in the cheek....or was it me? and what cheek?...
Well, anyways, after the clone is created, I inhale profoundly as I relax my body. I close my eyes as I exhale, letting my muscles to relax and my body to become much more agile in terms of sudden motions, as my muscles aren't tense to produce brusque movement.
I raise my left leg a little bit, bending my knee and pointing my toes down into the ground. In this stage, I am balancing myself on my right foot. I use both arms in order to balance myself easier, though because of my stage of relaxation it makes me look as if I was uncoordinated and drunk. In reality, I am in my full balanced capability.
"Yo, W-w-why do I fe-eel so dizzy?"
Once in my stance, I take a deep breath as I remember the chakra frequency I previously trained in. A frequency compared to a combination of water and lightning, though with a lower caliber to prevent disorder. The different chakra frequency and the stance, actually make me feel much more relaxed and passive.
I then proceed by hitting your clone. Remembering your previous words, the strikes should be soft and rapid touches in different areas in the body. I let my body loose as I strike, using my index and middle fingers as the main weapon of use in the attacks. With the simplicity of the world, I first begin by striking the area between the bicep and the bone in the right arm with my right hand, followed a half a second by a secondary strike in the solar plexus with my left hand as I pull back from the previous contact with the first hit. I then hit again with the right hand in the sternum and I follow by hitting the clone in the collar bone in the left side of the body with the opposite hand, always making a half second transition between attacks, giving close to no openings in the strikes. I then, as my final strike, use both hands simultaneously as I strike little below the ribs, firstly coming into a low stance as I raise up to add momentum to the soft strike.
"H-how is t-that?"
"After analyzing your words, I have no questions whatsoever."*clone cries like a little girl and grabs his arm and abdomen, apparently as if something is stuck in him*
Perfect! Seriously, very good! ^^ As expected of my senpai! You see, my clone has passed the knowlegde of what he felt to me. He felt as if thin sharp needles were inserted into him were you stroke. And that was our goal.
You have learned the basic but also one of the most versatile Lazy Fist moves:
Genkotsu Namakemono: Sono Odori no Namakemono Wan | Lazy Fist: The Dance of The Lazy One
Type: Attack/Defense
Rank: C-Rank
Range: Short
Chakra: 15
Damage: 30
Description:
The basic stance of Lazy Fist were the user takes a deep breathe and relaxes his muscles and articulations, acquiring a lose, light stance, concentrating his weight on his right leg (or left) and having his left leg (or right) slightly bent and retracted. His arms close to his torso, flexed and with his knuckles facing inwards (middle fingers slightly protruding). By assuming this stance the user immediately becomes slightly faster, more agile and flexible. This basic stance enables the user to throw up to 2 hits (fist jabs or kicks) in quick succession. Each hit gives the enemy the sensation of being hit with sharp, thin, deep needles in the place of impact as a result of the D-Rank genjutsu that each hit produces. This is, like any other Lazy Fist technique, caused by the disturbance produced in the chakra flow upon impact in that specific place.
Note: Requires Lazy Fist training
Note2: Can only be taught by Scorps
Note3: Requires Genjutsu mastery
The dance of the lazy one is a simple move that can serve as defense, attack or counter attack. You can deliver two simple strikes with your fingers. In the place you strike, the target will feel as if thin needles (the size of those that haku used, although you can make them a bit bigger or smaller) were pierced into him. Now, the opponent can't see that the needles aren't real unless he's a sharingan, byakugan or sensory ninja. He'll feel every limitation that a normal needle would produce if struck in that place. For example, if you strike the neck, hitting the side of it, he'll feel as if a needle trasnpassed his neck and severed his spinal colum, rendering him unable to move. The Genjutsu in itself is low rank, D-Rank, however, its beauty lies in its simplicity. You see, Lazy fist is not usable against Sharingan, Byakugan or Sensory Ninjas for the most part so the use of high or low rank illusions bears the same effect on normal ninjas.
Questions on this one? ^^
Well, all within reason. You can defend against one move (jutsu) of multiple hits (doesn't matter much) or you can defend like against 10 or something free form hits.For Southern Praying Manthis stance techniques in which you are able to defend against attacks, how many times can you defend from taijutsu attacks, kenjutsu attacks and elemental attacks?
Clear enough.Well, all within reason. You can defend against one move (jutsu) of multiple hits (doesn't matter much) or you can defend like against 10 or something free form hits.
As for Kenjutsu, its not very effective against the chakra wave-like attacks and move against the direct melee kenjutsu attacks by grabbing your opponents hands or diverting his wrists/arms or even the sword itself, altering its path and thus defending you.
Yay!you have now mastered Lazy Fist. congratulations! If you have any questions, msn babe. I'll explain a few tips on how to effectively use this with more detail if you need to ^^