Konohagakure Tavern Version 2.0

[ReXii]

I doubt that's possible.

Oh it is...

*Begins to tie you down*

 

[Ussop]

You both would beg for mercy. >.>

 

[ReXii]

You both would beg for mercy. >.>

Yes yes waste your oxygen saying sweet nothings.

*Finishes the bindings*

Ok who's first on the rape train?!

 

[Ussop]

*Rope somehow is burnt to a crisp*

On a serious note, i have an approved bio.
Anyone up for a spar? I only have 1 D rank water tech though, so it would be more of a freeform.

 

[ReXii]

*Rope somehow is burnt to a crisp*

On a serious note, i have an approved bio.
Anyone up for a spar? I only have 1 D rank water tech though, so it would be more of a freeform.

You only have one D ranked water technique, well then i guess you can't burn the rope to a crisp can you.

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Free goat piss to all who loosen him up for me. <_>

 

[Ussop]

Scary Yama doesn't like Goat piss.

 

[Inch]

*Makes several strange instruments made of ice.*

I think these will do the trick for the rape train.

 

[ReXii]

*Makes several strange instruments made of ice.*

I think these will do the trick for the rape train.

Loosen him up for me, i want it to be like throwing a hot dog up a hallway. U_U

 

[-Cobalt-]

Termites in the bar? You kidding me ? - the cleaning lady eats termites, there is no way there could have been terrmites o-O

We had a cleaning lady? O_O

Loosen him up for me, i want it to be like throwing a hot dog up a hallway. U_U

I like it when you talk dirty Rexii xd

 

[-Haku Yuki-]

ok how does anyone ever get sharingan training around here

 

[Inch]

Alrighty, let's get this started.
*Picks Ussop up by the rope he is tied with and carries him behind the counter.*
No screaming. O_O
*Violates with a variety of ice instruments.*

 

[ReXii]

We had a cleaning lady? O_O



I like it when you talk dirty Rexii xd

Are you Lili's alt? xd

ok how does anyone ever get sharingan training around here

Get raped for it?

Alrighty, let's get this started.
*Picks Ussop up by the rope he is tied with and carries him behind the counter.*
No screaming. O_O
*Violates with a variety of ice instruments.*

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[Vayne]

And we are back to weirdness
@Ussop i thought you were one of those name for a week name changers >_>

 

[-Haku Yuki-]

Are you Lili's alt? xd



Get raped for it?

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my body is ready xd

 

[Ussop]

And we are back to weirdness
@Ussop i thought you were one of those name for a week name changers >_>

Nope.

 

[Inch]

*A squeal of pain comes from behind the counter*
I SAID NO SCREAMING
*Several whimpers of pain can be heard.*
*Emerges from behind the counter.*
All yours, ReXii. It'll be more like throwing a hotdog down a bloody hallway, though. O_O Ice has the tendency to stick to warm skin. :zonder:

 

[ReXii]

*A squeal of pain comes from behind the counter*
I SAID NO SCREAMING
*Several whimpers of pain can be heard.*
*Emerges from behind the counter.*
All yours, ReXii. It'll be more like throwing a hotdog down a bloody hallway, though. O_O Ice has the tendency to stick to warm skin. :zonder:

Excellent...

*Approaches the body and places a FTG seal inside his rectum, runs to the other side of Konoha and come sprinting back in to the bar, Teleports headfirst inside Usopps rectum causing him to explode outwards in a mass of goo and faeces*

Flying thunder god style......Rectum rape jutsu!!!

 

[Inch]

DAMNIT WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KILL THE NEW PEOPLE. Quick, hide the remains~

 

[ReXii]

DAMNIT WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KILL THE NEW PEOPLE. Quick, hide the remains~

*Seals the remains using fuuinjutsu*

Dammit....I told you to make him loose!!!.....Kushina survived that for christs sakes... <_>

 

[-Cobalt-]

ok how does anyone ever get sharingan training around here

With a lot of patience. It took me a year to finish mine.

Alrighty, let's get this started.
*Picks Ussop up by the rope he is tied with and carries him behind the counter.*
No screaming. O_O
*Violates with a variety of ice instruments.*

DAMNIT WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KILL THE NEW PEOPLE. Quick, hide the remains~

Lmao xd.

@Rexii, no I'm not O_O