Konohagakure Tavern Version 2.0

[ReXii]

A prank over here is hitting someone in the balls, everyone laughs and then we get on with our lives. It's not some big elaborate plan xD

*Kicks you in the balls*

 

[Tsuna...]

*Kicks you in the balls*

It's not funny because you really didn't do it -_-

 

[Inch]

A prank over here is hitting someone in the balls, everyone laughs and then we get on with our lives. It's not some big elaborate plan xD

...That's not a prank. That's just being an *******.

 

[ReXii]

It's not funny because you really didn't do it -_-

*Comes to kick you in the balls*

 

[Gutsy]

...That's not a prank. That's just being an *******.

thats true man U_U though that concludes that many people are *******s O_O xd

 

[Tsuna...]

...That's not a prank. That's just being an *******.

Suppose it's just different here.

*Comes to kick you in the balls*

Oh jesus @_@

 

[Vayne]

Someone write the history for my Lambo bio >_> Lazy as hell

 

[drxdroopy]

Someone write the history for my Lambo bio >_> Lazy as hell

What kind f history are you looking to have? PM or Vm me

 

[Vayne]

I started it

Well I am tired of all this talking mister interviewer, so I will let my history be told by my delightful assistant MB, say hello MB, "Hello ^^" Ok thats enough you crazy Arab, tell my history and make it awesomez. "...Dear Lord" Stop calling me and do your job....overpaid assistant.
MB =_=...Anyway Lord Lambo(I was forced to say that) was born into the village hidden in the clouds, there he was raised by his parents Meth and Weed, his mother Weed was a wonderful woman, she cared for Lambo and always spoiled him with candies and other sweets, his father Meth on the other hand was a short tempered shinobi, his father was a prideful man, and a smug one, his smugness came due to the effect of being under the Raikage's direct command. This trait of Meth lead to him scolding little Lambo, especially when Lambo 'went at defeating everyone.'
A few years passed and Lambo became 5, Lambo didn't know it, but at this age a series of events will change his life.

 

[Inch]

Well I am tired of all this talking mister interviewer, so I will let my history be told by my delightful assistant MB, say hello MB, "Hello ^^" Ok thats enough you crazy Arab, tell my history and make it awesomez. "...Dear Lord" Stop calling me and do your job....overpaid assistant.
MB =_=...Anyway Lord Lambo(I was forced to say that) was born into the village hidden in the clouds, there he was raised by his parents Meth and Weed, his mother Weed was a wonderful woman, she cared for Lambo and always spoiled him with candies and other sweets, his father Meth on the other hand was a short tempered shinobi, his father was a prideful man, and a smug one, his smugness came due to the effect of being under the Raikage's direct command. This trait of Meth lead to him scolding little Lambo, especially when Lambo 'went at defeating everyone.'

A few years passed and Lambo became 5, Lambo didn't know it, but at this age a series of events will change his life. You see, Lambo had an uncle, Uncle Drew, an uncle like many others. He was fun, and always treated Lambo nicely.. Until things got weird, that is. One day, when Lambo was home alone with Uncle Drew, Uncle Drew introduced Lambo to a fun game called the Tickle Hole Game. Basically, Lambo took a small beanbag and tried to throw it in a hole in a piece of cardboard held up by his Uncle Drew. If Lambo made the beanbag through the hole, he got a piece of candy. Pretty great, right!? Well, not exactly. You see, whenever Lambo missed the hole, his Uncle Drew.. well, let's just say he ticked Lambo's hole a bit. Horrifically, this went on for years, and Uncle Drew was never caught, and Lambo never knew that anything was wrong with the practice. It can be understood that this is part of the reason that Lambo cried so often as a child. Uncle Drew's plan seemed solid, as he hadn't gotten caught for several years, until, on one horrific day, Lambo's father walked in on Uncle Drew "tickling" Lambo's hole. Enraged, Meth slaughtered Uncle Drew before Lambo's eyes, as Uncle Drew wasn't even a shinobi. Horrified, Lambo began to cry and ran away, but he didn't get far before his father caught him. His father placed Lambo in a genjutsu, so that he would never remember his father slaughtering Uncle Drew, nor would he remember the horrific Tickle Hole Game. From this day forward, Meth kept a closer eye on his son, training Lambo himself to assure that he would become a great ninja, just like himself.

Lambo grew up under his tutelage, and did indeed become quite the powerful shinobi, though he always begrudged the Village Hidden in the Clouds and his father for their arrogance. And so, Lambo abandonded the village after realising that he had already surpassed his father, and would learn nothing more from him. He went to a village where he knew some really strong shinobi are, such as McRazor, Gin-San, ReXii, Inch, well, you get the picture. Basically everyone from Konoha is a bad ass. Knowing that he would have a much better chance of becoming stronger here, Lambo requested to join Konoha, promising to bring information on Kumo that he had gathered from his father. Naturally, Konoha accepted him with open arms.

:3 Done. I really hope you like it.

On a side note, this is hands down the strangest thing I've ever written.

 

[Vayne]

Lol dat uncle xD I will use it, simply cause I am lazy to write anything, and because it is nice and funny too xD

 

[-Haku Yuki-]

sorry f or being inactvie teh last few days bought a old dbz game and remebered how fun it was to play a fightign game where i didn't just bash b ( cough storm series cough)

 

[Vayne]

Lol no prob Haku, btw check ma bio xD

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[Kettei]

I feel like Konoha only has about 10 members -_-

 

[Vayne]

only active ones that is, we have like 45 members.

 

[drxdroopy]

yea there are only a few of us that are in the tavern consistently

 

[Vayne]

Yeah, anyway what's up?

 

[hawaiianmike]

What's up guys. I haven't been here in awhile.

 

[Kettei]

What's up guys. I haven't been here in awhile.

Wassup.Nuttin much here.

 

[hawaiianmike]

Wassup.Nuttin much here.

Figures. I just figure I pop in and see what's going on. Seeing as there were quite a few changes, plus a new Hokage.