Sup guys how are things? Ca someone give me a ninja world run down?
Sure.
As I'm sure you'll recall, Zanji left the village a few weeks ago. More recently, Scorps, SY, and Dante went to Iwa under the pretense of getting revenge on the traitor. After a battle and a half, involving Scorps, Blizzard, and Oraan, Zanji revealed himself to be a spy for Konoha, and helped Scorps to take down Oraan. While some of this was going on, I went with a clone of Rexii's up to the land of snow. After the real assault began, Rexii and I moved down to Iwagakure, and his clone ended up getting poofed by Professor Sarutobi. Rexii is now moving towards Konoha, and after he died, I challenged professor, but apparently the iwa people Vasto Lorde to fight me instead. Rexii is now en route to Iwa. At the main fight, Zanji is fighting alone against Erzo and Kerrah, who are using the tag team format against him. Scorps is currently fighting Mig jj (unless he already beat him) and Dante is fighting Mugen.
While this was going down, I believe that Kiri gave up their most recent attack on Konoha, but then Selendrile got bored apprently and decided he wanted to blow Konoha up. Luckily, Gin-San had just come inactive, and under the pretense of wanting his porn magazine back, was able to easily thwart Selendrile's attempt at blowing up the village. *insert trollface here*
Mean while, in other parts of the ninja world, Lili got a few members of Ame/the akatsuki to betray it, namely Xylon and Omnom. Lili is now assaulting Ame on her own, fighting against Howard, who I believe has admitted defeat, and Vincent. Zero is also currently in Ame, and is probably going to end up joining the Akatsuki.
I believe that's everything. ^-^