Jem: or what, love? You going to attack me?
-smiles mischieviously- Jem: okay.. -opens arms and gets ready- bring it on, doll.
(hahaha, way to go! Lol)
-sidesteps the blow, grabs wrist and pulls you to the pool. Then spins you till you are leaning over it, completely off balance- Jem: tsk tsk, now you had to go and try. Should I let go or let you attempt to hit me again love?
-pulls you to the shallow end and carries you out- Jem: then try not to fall in next time love. Jeez, it really wasn't my fault.
-considers dropping you in the pool again- Jem: I... Don't even know your name.