Konoha Park

[RAMENATOR]

A typical park in Konoha with wide open grassy spaces, low rolling hills, shady trees, picnic tables, a duck pond, playground equipment, and bbq grills.

*Finds a spot under a shady tree and sits to enjoy the quiet afternoon*

 

[MomoSaka]

Behind the man, a small snake crawled out of the bushes hissing at him...

 

[RAMENATOR]

Unbeknownst to the snake, a Peregrin Falcon had it in its sights and was diving rapidly to collect its prey.

I hear the hiss and turn just in time to witness the spectacular capture by the falcon.

heh heh. Breakfast snek

 

[MomoSaka]

"That sure reminds me of that time my own student betrayed me...Hehehe"

Said Orochimaru, who crawled out of nowhere standing behind the man's back.

 

[RAMENATOR]

Good day snek man.

 

[MomoSaka]

So, can I have one of them boiled eggs on your table?

 

[RAMENATOR]

Certainly. I brought plenty to share.

 

[RAMENATOR]

*Sets the tree on fire*

Time to go feed the ducks.

 

[Troi]

*Fishing by the pond not too far from the tree that crazy man just set on fire*

What da hell?...

*Reels in third fish of the day after being here for hours*

Ay man... You may wanna... Do something about that tree.

 

[RAMENATOR]

*goes back and roasts a marshmallow and makes a smore*

Almost forgot my snack, he mutters before heading back towards the duck pond.

 

[Avonomemi]

"too soon"

summons PEIN to destroy the Park

 

[RAMENATOR]

The Supreme Duck Overlord arises from the duck pond in a dramatic fashion and yeets PEIN back to Amegakure.
*Feeds the ducks some seeds and veggies*

 

[Avonomemi]

*sidewalks away like nothing happened*

"i wonder if the hokage is in the office"

 

[RAMENATOR]

U_U I give them peace offerings aka bribes. Only goes so far though. Don’t upset the ducks.

 

[UzumakiJake]

Hello All

 

[RAMENATOR]

Sup. *goes toward the grill to bbq some burgers*

 

[The Big Boss]

I will enter the red light district.

(pulls out binoculars)

 

[Avonomemi]

*throws shuriken at binoculars*

read the sign... no technology here

 

[RAMENATOR]

Ooo dinner AND a show. *munches on a burger*

 

[Avonomemi]

*Proceed to perform the longest series of hand seals known to ninja*

beyond my power!

*Fills up the room with paper planes*