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First time doing this. I don't care if this turns out bad. Here we go.
Warning Explicit
Chapter 1, Sai Returns
It’s a 30 min drive from the sand village to the sandy prison. Shino, Sai’s best friend, came by to bail him out. Its bin only 6 days since Sai got ratted by someone and put in the slam. What Sai doesn’t know, is that in 6 days everything has changed.
In the Prison.
(Sai is collecting his stuff from the officer in the window)
Prison guard: so sad you will be leaving punk.
Sai: (gathering his stuff) I’ll miss you too sweet heart.
Prison guard: (Angry) you better watch that tongue boy! Or you’ll be right back in here.
Sai: hey, go F*** youself.
Meeting Shino.
(Sai walking out)
Shino: well, well, well. Look whose back!
Sai: It’s good to be back, (shake hands)
Shino: look man I’m sorry I didn’t get you out earlier. I didn’t have any green.
Sai interrupts: don’t worry; I’m just glad I’m out of that hell-hole.
Shino: (smiles while walking to the car)
Sai: What’s happen since I bin gone?
Shino swallows: A lot of crazy shit.
Sai smiles: Really, what kind?
Shino: Naa, F**ked up shit.
Sai serious: so spill it fu.
(Stops)
Shino: NB doesn’t roll any more
Sai: WTF, what do you mean?
Shino: The hood got taken over.
Sai: By whom?
Shino: Truckworks. But they call him TK for short.
Sai: Who the F** is he? And why is it TK, wouldn’t it be TW?
Shino: I don’t know they just call him TK.
Sai smiles: Probably because TW sounds stupid.
Sai: So speak up. Who the F is this a’’hole?
Shino: Can we get in the car; I’ll tell you all about it on the way.
(Gets in Shino’s 1959 black El Camino)
Shino: He runs the streets now. he owns the Uchiha clan bought and paid for. Took out Nagato and Madara. Oh yeah, Kakashi is dead.
Sai (O_O): Get the F out of here!
(Starts up the car)
Shino: TK man. He killed them.
Sai: Wait, TK is now controlling everything,? And why is Kakashi dead?
Shino: Kakashi was playing along to save his own skin but got caught double dealing. TK found out and had him killed by Pain.
Sai: All of this in six days?
Shino: Yeah, weird.
Sai: What kind of noob does this?
Shino: The kind that thinks he knows everything.
Sai: So what happened to the rest of the NB gangsters? Naruto?
Shino grins: You don’t wanna know about him.
Sai: If we are going to take this fool down, we are going to need back up.
Shino: Wait, hold on! Bring down TK? Are you insane?
Sai: If he could do this much in six days, anyone should be able to do it too.
Shino: But bro.
Sai: You’re lazy Shino, you got soft.
(Shino's upset)
Sai: Listen. We can fix this, but we need naruto. Where is he?
Shino with an accepted expression: Alright. We’ll stop there first. But you mite not like what you see.
Sai: What do you mean by that? “Not like what you’ll see?”
Shino: He hangs with Kabuto.
Sai: The drug dealer? The F**ken Pothead?
Shino: Yup.
Sai: This is heavy.
Shino: Still want to go?
Sai: Yeah, I have to see this.
Naruto’s Addiction
Sai: So this is the place.
Shino: yup, but listen, don’t over do it. We are on sound’s turf. If they were to-
Sai interrupts: I know, I know, stop being a panty, and let’s go.
(Can hear the TV from the hallway and people yelling in the background)
Sai: So which one?
Shino: That one.
Sai: Which that one, idiot?
Shino: 4227
Sai: (pounds on the door) Open Up!
Behind the door: Who is it?
Sai: Is that you, Naruto?
Naruto: Sai?
Sai: Open the door!
(the door opens)
Sai shocked: what happened to you?
Naruto: Oh hey Sai, when did you get back?
Sai: Today
Naruto: it bin awhile. It’s nice to see you again
Sai: So what? you’re still down with the hood? NB gangster?
(Kabuto Walks up behind Naruto and pushes him aside)
Kabuto: WTF are you doing here?
Sai: F*** You, I’m here to get my homie.
Kabuto: Na. Naruto isn’t your homie no more.
Sai: Man, F*** you. Naruto, you still down to roll.
Kabuto: The only thing Naruto is down with is smoking and keeping my house clean. Isn’t that right, Naruto!
Naruto: Sorry Sai, things change I guess.
Kabuto Smiles at Sai: Ahhh, baby going to cry?
(Immediately Sai kicks Kabuto’s knee cap, then swings a left hook. Kabuto falls. Shino tries to hold back Sai from kicking him. Kabuto is holding his nose with his right hand and holding his knee with his other hand.)
Kabuto: (in pain) you Mother F**ker, wait till TK finds out about this.
(Sai and Shino look at each other, Shino reads Sai’s thoughts)
Shino: you can’t Sai, we better go!
(Sai pulls out his blade and stabs Kabuto)
Shino & Naruto: What the hell!
Sai: He’s dead, he won’t talk. Naruto you’re going to have to come with us.
Naruto looking at the dead body of Kabuto: F*** Sai, why did you have to do that?
Shino with a worried behavior: Let’s go Lets Just Go!
(Run back to the Shino’s car, Naruto jumps in the back.)
Shino: Shouldn’t have done that.
Sai: Shut up and drive Shino.
The Drive Back.
Shino: man, you shouldn’t have done that. Dude, what if TK founds out about this sh’t?
Sai: chill Mother F’ker! He ant going to do sh’t, he’s dead.
Shino: what about Naruto, he seen that sh’t?
Sai: Naruto is on our side now. you have to stop with this paranoia crap.
Shino: alright, alright.
(Stoplight)
Shino: I need to get some food. I can’t think right.
Sai: will you shut up for a second!
Sai surprised: is that who I think it is?
Shino turns his head to see who Sai’s looking at: Yeah, that’s Jiraiya,
(Sai still surprised)
Shino: You know J-Man, Jiraiya -.
Sai Interrupts: Idiot! I know who he is!
Shino: Man you haven’t changed.
Sai: Whatever. So what happened to him?
Shino: He’s a pimp
Sai: What?
Shino: A pimp, you know, someone that.
Sai interrupts: Fool! I know what a pimp is.
Sai: I just can’t believe what’s going on.
(drives on)
(Sai’s head is resting on his fist looking out the window)
Sai: I can’t believe this is what happens after only 6 days, the entire NB hood has bin flipped around.
Shino: Believe it bro.
(pause)
Sai: So what happened to Hinata? She isn’t an addict like Naruto, is she?
Shino: Well ever since Naruto became a pothead, she left him. She’s a B’tch. (rolls eyes)
Sai: What?
Shino: What? what is what? (the speed drops)
Sai: You called her a B’tch? (
laughs) you asked her out?
Shino: Ah no!
Sai: (laughs hysterical) she rejected you?
Shino: (angry face) man, F her!
(Sai still laughing)
Naruto: (Hear him from the back ground) what’s so funny?
Shino: F***, Naruto heard.
Sai: don’t worry, there is plenty of tail out there.
Shino: sh’t, I’m not good enough for her, than F*** her.
Sai: (pats his back smiling) I’m glade you on my side.
Shino: you know that. (smiles)
Arrives at Sai’s house
Sai: hey Naruto, you can crash here. (naruto jumps out of the car)
Naruto: solid.
Shino: so homie, six, seven?
Sai: noon!
Shino: Noon? WTF why so early?
Sai: Gotta get up early if you want to hunt goose eggs.
Shino:? Ohhh, you mean TK.
Sai: (shakes his head) sometimes I swear Shin, you were dropped on the head as a kid too much times.
Shino: laters!
Sai & Naruto: laters
END
Coming up.
Shino’s unexpected visitors, will Sai dig his own grave? Peace!
Inspired by (boyz n the hood) and the relationship of Shino and Sai.
First time doing this. I don't care if this turns out bad. Here we go.
Warning Explicit
Chapter 1, Sai Returns
It’s a 30 min drive from the sand village to the sandy prison. Shino, Sai’s best friend, came by to bail him out. Its bin only 6 days since Sai got ratted by someone and put in the slam. What Sai doesn’t know, is that in 6 days everything has changed.
In the Prison.
(Sai is collecting his stuff from the officer in the window)
Prison guard: so sad you will be leaving punk.
Sai: (gathering his stuff) I’ll miss you too sweet heart.
Prison guard: (Angry) you better watch that tongue boy! Or you’ll be right back in here.
Sai: hey, go F*** youself.
Meeting Shino.
(Sai walking out)
Shino: well, well, well. Look whose back!
Sai: It’s good to be back, (shake hands)
Shino: look man I’m sorry I didn’t get you out earlier. I didn’t have any green.
Sai interrupts: don’t worry; I’m just glad I’m out of that hell-hole.
Shino: (smiles while walking to the car)
Sai: What’s happen since I bin gone?
Shino swallows: A lot of crazy shit.
Sai smiles: Really, what kind?
Shino: Naa, F**ked up shit.
Sai serious: so spill it fu.
(Stops)
Shino: NB doesn’t roll any more
Sai: WTF, what do you mean?
Shino: The hood got taken over.
Sai: By whom?
Shino: Truckworks. But they call him TK for short.
Sai: Who the F** is he? And why is it TK, wouldn’t it be TW?
Shino: I don’t know they just call him TK.
Sai smiles: Probably because TW sounds stupid.
Sai: So speak up. Who the F is this a’’hole?
Shino: Can we get in the car; I’ll tell you all about it on the way.
(Gets in Shino’s 1959 black El Camino)
Shino: He runs the streets now. he owns the Uchiha clan bought and paid for. Took out Nagato and Madara. Oh yeah, Kakashi is dead.
Sai (O_O): Get the F out of here!
(Starts up the car)
Shino: TK man. He killed them.
Sai: Wait, TK is now controlling everything,? And why is Kakashi dead?
Shino: Kakashi was playing along to save his own skin but got caught double dealing. TK found out and had him killed by Pain.
Sai: All of this in six days?
Shino: Yeah, weird.
Sai: What kind of noob does this?
Shino: The kind that thinks he knows everything.
Sai: So what happened to the rest of the NB gangsters? Naruto?
Shino grins: You don’t wanna know about him.
Sai: If we are going to take this fool down, we are going to need back up.
Shino: Wait, hold on! Bring down TK? Are you insane?
Sai: If he could do this much in six days, anyone should be able to do it too.
Shino: But bro.
Sai: You’re lazy Shino, you got soft.
(Shino's upset)
Sai: Listen. We can fix this, but we need naruto. Where is he?
Shino with an accepted expression: Alright. We’ll stop there first. But you mite not like what you see.
Sai: What do you mean by that? “Not like what you’ll see?”
Shino: He hangs with Kabuto.
Sai: The drug dealer? The F**ken Pothead?
Shino: Yup.
Sai: This is heavy.
Shino: Still want to go?
Sai: Yeah, I have to see this.
Naruto’s Addiction
Sai: So this is the place.
Shino: yup, but listen, don’t over do it. We are on sound’s turf. If they were to-
Sai interrupts: I know, I know, stop being a panty, and let’s go.
(Can hear the TV from the hallway and people yelling in the background)
Sai: So which one?
Shino: That one.
Sai: Which that one, idiot?
Shino: 4227
Sai: (pounds on the door) Open Up!
Behind the door: Who is it?
Sai: Is that you, Naruto?
Naruto: Sai?
Sai: Open the door!
(the door opens)
Sai shocked: what happened to you?
Naruto: Oh hey Sai, when did you get back?
Sai: Today
Naruto: it bin awhile. It’s nice to see you again
Sai: So what? you’re still down with the hood? NB gangster?
(Kabuto Walks up behind Naruto and pushes him aside)
Kabuto: WTF are you doing here?
Sai: F*** You, I’m here to get my homie.
Kabuto: Na. Naruto isn’t your homie no more.
Sai: Man, F*** you. Naruto, you still down to roll.
Kabuto: The only thing Naruto is down with is smoking and keeping my house clean. Isn’t that right, Naruto!
Naruto: Sorry Sai, things change I guess.
Kabuto Smiles at Sai: Ahhh, baby going to cry?
(Immediately Sai kicks Kabuto’s knee cap, then swings a left hook. Kabuto falls. Shino tries to hold back Sai from kicking him. Kabuto is holding his nose with his right hand and holding his knee with his other hand.)
Kabuto: (in pain) you Mother F**ker, wait till TK finds out about this.
(Sai and Shino look at each other, Shino reads Sai’s thoughts)
Shino: you can’t Sai, we better go!
(Sai pulls out his blade and stabs Kabuto)
Shino & Naruto: What the hell!
Sai: He’s dead, he won’t talk. Naruto you’re going to have to come with us.
Naruto looking at the dead body of Kabuto: F*** Sai, why did you have to do that?
Shino with a worried behavior: Let’s go Lets Just Go!
(Run back to the Shino’s car, Naruto jumps in the back.)
Shino: Shouldn’t have done that.
Sai: Shut up and drive Shino.
The Drive Back.
Shino: man, you shouldn’t have done that. Dude, what if TK founds out about this sh’t?
Sai: chill Mother F’ker! He ant going to do sh’t, he’s dead.
Shino: what about Naruto, he seen that sh’t?
Sai: Naruto is on our side now. you have to stop with this paranoia crap.
Shino: alright, alright.
(Stoplight)
Shino: I need to get some food. I can’t think right.
Sai: will you shut up for a second!
Sai surprised: is that who I think it is?
Shino turns his head to see who Sai’s looking at: Yeah, that’s Jiraiya,
(Sai still surprised)
Shino: You know J-Man, Jiraiya -.
Sai Interrupts: Idiot! I know who he is!
Shino: Man you haven’t changed.
Sai: Whatever. So what happened to him?
Shino: He’s a pimp
Sai: What?
Shino: A pimp, you know, someone that.
Sai interrupts: Fool! I know what a pimp is.
Sai: I just can’t believe what’s going on.
(drives on)
(Sai’s head is resting on his fist looking out the window)
Sai: I can’t believe this is what happens after only 6 days, the entire NB hood has bin flipped around.
Shino: Believe it bro.
(pause)
Sai: So what happened to Hinata? She isn’t an addict like Naruto, is she?
Shino: Well ever since Naruto became a pothead, she left him. She’s a B’tch. (rolls eyes)
Sai: What?
Shino: What? what is what? (the speed drops)
Sai: You called her a B’tch? (
laughs) you asked her out?Shino: Ah no!
Sai: (laughs hysterical) she rejected you?
Shino: (angry face) man, F her!
(Sai still laughing)
Naruto: (Hear him from the back ground) what’s so funny?
Shino: F***, Naruto heard.
Sai: don’t worry, there is plenty of tail out there.
Shino: sh’t, I’m not good enough for her, than F*** her.
Sai: (pats his back smiling) I’m glade you on my side.
Shino: you know that. (smiles)
Arrives at Sai’s house
Sai: hey Naruto, you can crash here. (naruto jumps out of the car)
Naruto: solid.
Shino: so homie, six, seven?
Sai: noon!
Shino: Noon? WTF why so early?
Sai: Gotta get up early if you want to hunt goose eggs.
Shino:? Ohhh, you mean TK.
Sai: (shakes his head) sometimes I swear Shin, you were dropped on the head as a kid too much times.
Shino: laters!
Sai & Naruto: laters
END
Coming up.
Shino’s unexpected visitors, will Sai dig his own grave? Peace!
Inspired by (boyz n the hood) and the relationship of Shino and Sai.
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