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Konoha Gangsters
Chapter 3, Dealing with Trouble
Previously, Shino needed help, Sai got more answers about TK, and the Blue Lagoon loses its owner. Sai, Shino, Sakura and Naruto are now on they back with two battles won. However the War continues…..
The Yellow Brick Road.
“Just waking up in the morning gotta thank god”
“I dont know but today seems kinda odd”
”No barking from the dogs, no smog”
”And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog”
”I got my grub on, but didnt pig out”
”Finally got a call from a girl wanna dig out”
”Hooked it up on later as I hit the do”
”Thinking will I live, another twenty-fo”
”I gotta go cause I got me a drop top”
”And if I hit the switch, I can make the as* drop”
”Had to stop at a red light”
”Looking in my mirror not a jacker in sight”
”And everything is alright”
”I got a beep from kim and she can f*ck all night”
”Called up the homies and Im askin yall”
”Which park, are yall playin basketball?”
”Get me on the court and Im trouble”
”Last week f*cked around and got a triple double”
”Freaking brothers everyway like M.J.”
”I cant believe, today was a good day”
………
(The radio instantaneously gets turned off, from the yelling and shouting taking place.)
(Sai is driving, Sakura is in the passenger seat, and Naruto & Shino are in the back of the El Camino. While in motion, Naruto stands up and acts like he’s surfing.)
Shino yells: Sit the F*ck down!
Naruto: Dude, I got so much adrenaline right now, I feel like, “I Am The King Of The World!" (As Naruto raises his hands high)
Sai: He’s going to get us pulled over!
Sakura: He’s your friend, do something.
Sai lowers the window and yells: Get the F*ck Down!
Sakura: Sai, you have to pull over. Naruto can sit here, and I’ll sit in the back.
(Sai pulls over to the side. Naruto sits down finally.)
Shino: Your So F*cken stupid Naruto!
Shino continues to yell at Naruto: Uchiha cops, ANBU feds. They are probably crawling all over the Blue lagoon right now. And hopefully, they‘re not on to us…. Honestly, WTF is wrong with you? (Naruto looks sad) …What now? Your going to cry, F*ck’n moron!?
Sai answers: Chill Shino, Naruto’s just excited, right Naruto?
(Naruto sticks his tongue out at Shino. Shino’s face goes from angry to confuse, as he looks at Sai.)
Sai Smiles: I’m glad are Naruto is back and ready to fight. But listen Naruto, I know it’s like the old days again. But you don’t want to be wasting your energy when there’s so much more that needs to be done. Today’s not over yet. It’s only a quarter to seven.
(Shino looks at his watch surprised. We were only at the Blue Lagoon for two hours.)
(Suddenly Naruto’s face lights up and Naruto sits calmly. O_O Shino just stares in amazement. Sai gets in the driver’s seat, the radio goes back on.)
Itachi’s Dilemma
They get out of the car, and still speechless, Shino tells Naruto: I’m sorry dude, I kina feel excited myself.
Naruto: I'm Over it
Shino smiles: You’re something else.
(Sai, Sakura, Shino, and Naruto walk up to Sai’s porch and opens the front door. They notice a stranger standing in the dark corner of the house. It becomes clear as they get closer and close the door, its Itachi. Sai and Naruto immediately take a fighting stance. Sakura is behind them with Shino hold his arm.)
Sai quickly speaks: What the f*ck are you doing in my house?
Itachi shows his hands: I’m not looking for any trouble. I needed a place to stay. I thought you were in jail, so I came here?
Naruto to Sai: Let’s kill this motherf*cker right now!
Sai: Shut up Naruto…. Itachi, it’s best that you leave right now.
Itachi: I can’t do that. Look I mite be able to help you.
Naruto ><: We don’t want a wanted criminal who killed his parents to help us. So, F*ck off!
Itachi: I heard about Kabuto. It won’t be long until you guys start running too.
Sai: Kabuto is dead, they can’t prove anything.
Itachi: You should know by now that TK has people working for him. It won’t be long until the Yamanaka clan cracks Kabuto. They’ll find out somehow.
Naruto panics: That can’t be true. Can’t it?
(Sai lowers his guard. And after a long pause, they all take a seat by the wooden dinning room table in the kitchen area.)
((About this Sai.) Sai has a three bedroom, two bathroom house from his step father, Danzou. He passed away awhile back and left him the house. The house looks old and needs to be repainted. Its two stories with no basement. The kitchen and living room are connected. The second floor has two rooms and one bathroom, the other room and bathroom is downstairs. The rooms upstairs used to be Sai’s room and the other is for storage. Sai’s real dad was very abusive and his mom used to be an alcoholic. Sai had a younger brother, he died from his dad. The Dad went to jail and hung himself soon after. At the same time his Mom lost custody of Sai because of drinking and drug problems, and then later on she was found dead. She had kidney stones for sometime and didn’t get help in time. By the time Danzou got custody of Sai, he was nine years old. I’ll tell you more about Sai and the other as the story progresses.)
(Things seem to calm down and Naruto forgets Itachi. He becomes amused and stares intently at Shino’s arm as Sakura begins to cut off Shino’s tape.)
Sakura: Oh my God!
Naruto: Yuck, it’s orange and purple.
Sakura: Why does it smell like mint?
Naruto chuckles: Its f*cken mouthwash, we didn’t have anything so we used that.
Sakura: That is just great.
Sai to Itachi: Why should I let you help us?
Itachi: First of all, I didn’t kill my parents. (Naruto stares.)……..I was setup.
Sai: Why would you be setup?
Itachi: I know too much about TK.
(The room gets quieter. Sakura is trying to heal Shino’s arm.)
Sai: Well?
Itachi: Promise me you won’t rat me out.
(At the same time Shino Screams. Naruto tries desperately to listen to Itachi and Sai’s conversation while looking at Sakura hands on Shino’s arm. A twist to the left, then the right.)
Naruto: What the hell are you doing to him?
(Sai and Itachi stop for minute to look at Shino and Sakura across the table.)
Sakura: From his Hand to his elbow. It’s broken in seven different places. You want to give this a try Naruto!?Then STFU!
(Naruto covers his mouth. Sai and Itachi get back to there conversation.)
Sai: I’m not a rat and neither are they. I promises, just tell us what you know.
Itachi: Someone stole something from TK two days ago. Some kind of weapon. I don’t know what it is, but it was powerful enough to take out Madara and Nagato in a flash.
Sai: I still can’t believe he took out Madara and Nagato, First how does Yahiko kill Kakashi if Nagato is taken out?
Itachi: TK isn’t normal. Because Nagato is gone. One would think Yahiko and the other realms would be useless. Truckworks was able to give them life for their obedience. Two of them tried to back stab TK. He used that weapon I told you about and vaporized them.
Sai: Vaporized? You F*cking with me?
Itachi shakes head: Naaa…... Madara was said to be the first to go, they say it was like a mouse in a cat fight, he couldn’t do anything. Nothing works on this motherf*cker.
Sai: So you’ve seen TK?
Itachi: Yeah, I met him once. F*cker knew everything about me. And it’s not just me, he knew everything going on everywhere. He keeps on referring to this place as ‘the cool world’?
(Shino screams again)
Sakura: F*ck Shino! Why don’t you scream in my ear a little louder!
Naruto laughs: Shino, stop being such a b*tch.
(Naruto then turns back to the conversation with Itachi and Sai)
Naruto: I heard that jutsus don’t work on him.
Itachi: Yeah.
Naruto: Insane……!
Sai: So this ‘thing’ that was stolen, where is it?
Itachi takes his time answering: Rock Country.
(Sai and the other’s tune in)
Sai: You mean Earth Country?
Naruto interrupts: F*ck that, that’s a two day drive just to get to the border, why in Rock F*ck’n Country.
Itachi: I don’t know. Maybe because Earth country or Rock Country as I like to call it, is the only place that have safety deposit boxes. That’s where it is.
Shino: For once I agree with Naruto that is far, we don’t even know what it is, and it’s a safety deposit box, you can’t just walk in and open it.
Sai: It has to be something small. Don’t you get it, they think he has it.............. Plus, I know someone that can hack into bank files, and help us open that safety deposit box.
Naruto: Hold on. How can you even trust what Itachi is saying.
Sakura: No guts no glory, right Sai?
Sai Smiles: Yup.
Itachi: All I know is the numbers for the serial code. Getting there, finding it, and opening it, is the problem.
Naruto: Sai, you said you know someone that could help us do those things.
Shino: Naruto, Sai is talking about Shikamaru.
Naruto: The virgin! Dude..The guy spends his time on the computer all day long.
Sai: We have to get him. We need his help. You done yet Sakura?
Sakura: Kind-of. I need to put a case on.
Naruto: I thought you can heal.
Sakura: You moron, bones have to heal by themselves. You act like I’m Kabuto.
Naruto: ???
Sakura: Drugs won’t help; it will just make it worse.
Shino to Naruto: memories? (Smiles)
Naruto F*ck you, you one handed freak!
Itachi: I can’t believe you guys.
Naruto: I can’t believe you’re gay.
Sai: Hey knock it off.
Naruto: I have a question…If you don’t know who stole this ‘thing’ then how do you know where it is?
Itachi: A member of the ANBU gave me the serial number and told me about it. I couldn't make out the voice.
Sakura smiles: It’s done! We should go while it’s dark.
Naruto: F*ck, I don’t want to go to Shikamaru’s house.
Sai: Hey Shino! Doesn’t Shikamaru have that new Xbox 360?
(Shino looks at Sai puzzled. Naruto’s ears flicker)
Sakura retorts: Oh, yeah.
Naruto: Ok, I’ll go, but just to watch your guys back from Itachi.
Sai: Good let’s go.
Naruto: I got to take a piss first.
Sakura is putting on her shoes: I did not need to hear that.
Naruto in the bathroom: Ahh. Shino, you want to play light sabers?
Shino: Gay
Naruto in the Bathroom: That’s not gay.
Shino waits in the living room: Hurry up everyone is outside!
Naruto washed his hands: I’m not gay.
(Itachi put on a black hooded jacket from Sai. Everyone except Naruto is in the car. Shino and Itachi are in the back. The windows are down and the car is running)
Sai beeps the horn: Come on!
Sakura: What’s he doing?
Shino hears Sakura: He was washing his hands. He should be out already.
(Naruto finally runs out)
Sai: Dude, lock the door!
(Naruto runs back to the house and locks the door)
Sakura looks at Sai: He’s your friend.
(Sai shakes his head and turns on the radio)
Enemies
(Itachi, Naruto and Shino are in the back. Sai’s driving and Sakura is in the passenger seat. On there way east to see Shikamaru)
((About the Gangs of Konoha) The “NB,” or “Northern Bloods,” is the hood Shino, Naruto, Sai, and a few others live in - it’s a mix of clans that stretches through the northern region of Konoha. It’s mostly all suburbs. The Aburame clan is one of the most well known clans of the northern gangs. The rivals, the “SB,” or “Southern Bloods,” is also represented by mix clans, but it’s mainly run by the Hyuuga family. Unlike the NB, the SB is rich and more family oriented. There is much reason why these two gangs don’t like each. One of the latest reasons was Naruto. Hinata went on one date with Naruto. But just like Romeo and Juliet, it struck some huge fires between these gangs. Not so much the NB but the SB. No amount of reason can change some people, - especially someone as important to the clan as Hinata is. )
((Quick info about this Naruto.) After he realized he couldn’t see Hinata. Naruto gave up on life until Kabuto and the power of drugs found him. Naruto’s father and mother are still alive, they wait for him to return one day. Bijuus are different in this world. They look like small stuff-animals. They are considered rare pets because there are only nine of them in the world. Naruto has the fox. It sleeps and waits for him in his room. Madara had a thing for collecting these rare pets. Like beanie babies, he wanted to collect them all. He acquired four before he died now TK owns them.)
(Shikamaru lives with both his parents on the eastside of Konoha. The gang is half way there when they run into trouble.)
(A fog starts to set in and Naruto takes out a cigarette from his back pocket)
Naruto: So what, do you think Shikamaru is awake?
Shino: I know he is.
Naruto: How do you know?
Shino: I keep in touch. Unlike you I didn’t leave the hood.
Naruto rolls his eyes and points the cigarette to Itachi: Itachi do you mind helping me?
Shino: Don’t…. Naruto mite need those last brain cells?
Itachi smiles: Don’t worry, I wasn’t doing to.
Naruto: F*ck you Itachi, and F*ck you Shino.
(Itachi’s face is unrecognizable with the hood on....They come to a stop at an intersection. Sai and Sakura see that there are two sedans on the adjacent side of the intersection. The lights turn green and the two cars make a quick right on to the street Sai & co. are on.)
Sakura: We got trouble.
Sai: I know they’re right behind us.
Sakura: I hope Naruto doesn’t overreact.
Sai: We could take them. There’s four in each car, eight total.
Sakura: There jutsus gotten a lot better since you bin gone.
Shino: Naruto, don’t look; there’s some of your friends behind us.
(Shino and Itachi already have there kunais out)
Naruto looks: What can these SB basters do that I haven’t seen yet?
(Naruto stands up and pulls down his pants. Revealing his white as* to the people in the other cars. The two cars pull to the side, one makes a left and one makes a right.)
Naruto: See, there f*cking scared! They wouldn’t dare fight us.
((GRRRRRRR!!!
) Sai slams on the brakes. The fog gets worse. ‘In the northern part of Konoha late at night, fog is a common thing.’ Houses on the left and right become almost invisible. Itachi’s sharigan is activated)
Naruto shakes: What the f*ck was that?
Itachi: OMG!
(Naruto & Shino look at Itachi O_O. The loud roar is repeated.)
As though Sakura already knows what it is: Sai hurry up let’s go!
(Sai tries to start the car, but its not starting. Three more vicious roars, and each one feels like its getting closer.)
As Sai tries to start the car back up: What the hell is that?
Sakura: They just summon something after us.
Naruto and Shino both pound the window behind them yelling, “We have to go, Itachi says it’s something very, very, very, very big coming this way."
Naruto: We don't feel like introducing are selves. O--K Sai Buddy!
Sai: You Don't think I know That!!
Shino: Sai, try double clutching it or try turning the steering wheel, it mite have locked!
Itachi very serious: Hurry up Sai, Hurry!
(A huge massive shadow over takes the fog. Under a street light, a massive Tyrannosaurus comes into view. At (86 ft) in length weighting about 12.8 metric tons. (FYI: the biggest T-Rex is said to be (43 ft) in length and weigh 6.8 metric tons. This one is twice as big) Sai finally gets the car started. Naruto and Shino hug each other like a Koala hugs a tree. They Scream there socks off so loud, Itachi is forced to cover his ears. The T-rex begins to chase them.)
Shino screams: I told you, I told you.
Naruto screams: I know, I know. I should have listened.
(Itachi immediately stands up. Fires a Grand Fireball.
The T-Rex runs right threw it.
(Naruto finds some courage watching Itachi and stands up throwing kunais' one by one. Itachi looks at Naruto and raises a eye brow)
Shino: Great Naruto, maybe you’ll hit his eye or something.
Naruto: F*ck! Your right it’s not working!
(T-Rex keeps on gaining. Sai yells, “hang on!” and makes a sharp turn. It forces the T-Rex to slow down.)
Shino: I heard it's vision is based on movement
Naruto: F*ck that!
Shino: Any other ideas!
Naruto pounds on the window: Drive Faster!
Sakura: Drive faster Sai!
Sai: Try 120 you Son of A B*tch!
(Through the thick fog and dark sky, an El Camino is being chased by a very Large T-Rex.)
END.
Coming up Next. Shino’s still needs to worry. Escape isn’t an option, Itachi’s MS and meeting Shikamaru.
Inspired by (Jurassic Park), and the relationship of Shino and Sai. Peace
Konoha Gangsters
Chapter 3, Dealing with Trouble
Previously, Shino needed help, Sai got more answers about TK, and the Blue Lagoon loses its owner. Sai, Shino, Sakura and Naruto are now on they back with two battles won. However the War continues…..
The Yellow Brick Road.
“Just waking up in the morning gotta thank god”
“I dont know but today seems kinda odd”
”No barking from the dogs, no smog”
”And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog”
”I got my grub on, but didnt pig out”
”Finally got a call from a girl wanna dig out”
”Hooked it up on later as I hit the do”
”Thinking will I live, another twenty-fo”
”I gotta go cause I got me a drop top”
”And if I hit the switch, I can make the as* drop”
”Had to stop at a red light”
”Looking in my mirror not a jacker in sight”
”And everything is alright”
”I got a beep from kim and she can f*ck all night”
”Called up the homies and Im askin yall”
”Which park, are yall playin basketball?”
”Get me on the court and Im trouble”
”Last week f*cked around and got a triple double”
”Freaking brothers everyway like M.J.”
”I cant believe, today was a good day”
………
(The radio instantaneously gets turned off, from the yelling and shouting taking place.)
(Sai is driving, Sakura is in the passenger seat, and Naruto & Shino are in the back of the El Camino. While in motion, Naruto stands up and acts like he’s surfing.)
Shino yells: Sit the F*ck down!
Naruto: Dude, I got so much adrenaline right now, I feel like, “I Am The King Of The World!" (As Naruto raises his hands high)
Sai: He’s going to get us pulled over!
Sakura: He’s your friend, do something.
Sai lowers the window and yells: Get the F*ck Down!
Sakura: Sai, you have to pull over. Naruto can sit here, and I’ll sit in the back.
(Sai pulls over to the side. Naruto sits down finally.)
Shino: Your So F*cken stupid Naruto!
Shino continues to yell at Naruto: Uchiha cops, ANBU feds. They are probably crawling all over the Blue lagoon right now. And hopefully, they‘re not on to us…. Honestly, WTF is wrong with you? (Naruto looks sad) …What now? Your going to cry, F*ck’n moron!?
Sai answers: Chill Shino, Naruto’s just excited, right Naruto?
(Naruto sticks his tongue out at Shino. Shino’s face goes from angry to confuse, as he looks at Sai.)
Sai Smiles: I’m glad are Naruto is back and ready to fight. But listen Naruto, I know it’s like the old days again. But you don’t want to be wasting your energy when there’s so much more that needs to be done. Today’s not over yet. It’s only a quarter to seven.
(Shino looks at his watch surprised. We were only at the Blue Lagoon for two hours.)
(Suddenly Naruto’s face lights up and Naruto sits calmly. O_O Shino just stares in amazement. Sai gets in the driver’s seat, the radio goes back on.)
Itachi’s Dilemma
They get out of the car, and still speechless, Shino tells Naruto: I’m sorry dude, I kina feel excited myself.
Naruto: I'm Over it
Shino smiles: You’re something else.
(Sai, Sakura, Shino, and Naruto walk up to Sai’s porch and opens the front door. They notice a stranger standing in the dark corner of the house. It becomes clear as they get closer and close the door, its Itachi. Sai and Naruto immediately take a fighting stance. Sakura is behind them with Shino hold his arm.)
Sai quickly speaks: What the f*ck are you doing in my house?
Itachi shows his hands: I’m not looking for any trouble. I needed a place to stay. I thought you were in jail, so I came here?
Naruto to Sai: Let’s kill this motherf*cker right now!
Sai: Shut up Naruto…. Itachi, it’s best that you leave right now.
Itachi: I can’t do that. Look I mite be able to help you.
Naruto ><: We don’t want a wanted criminal who killed his parents to help us. So, F*ck off!
Itachi: I heard about Kabuto. It won’t be long until you guys start running too.
Sai: Kabuto is dead, they can’t prove anything.
Itachi: You should know by now that TK has people working for him. It won’t be long until the Yamanaka clan cracks Kabuto. They’ll find out somehow.
Naruto panics: That can’t be true. Can’t it?
(Sai lowers his guard. And after a long pause, they all take a seat by the wooden dinning room table in the kitchen area.)
((About this Sai.) Sai has a three bedroom, two bathroom house from his step father, Danzou. He passed away awhile back and left him the house. The house looks old and needs to be repainted. Its two stories with no basement. The kitchen and living room are connected. The second floor has two rooms and one bathroom, the other room and bathroom is downstairs. The rooms upstairs used to be Sai’s room and the other is for storage. Sai’s real dad was very abusive and his mom used to be an alcoholic. Sai had a younger brother, he died from his dad. The Dad went to jail and hung himself soon after. At the same time his Mom lost custody of Sai because of drinking and drug problems, and then later on she was found dead. She had kidney stones for sometime and didn’t get help in time. By the time Danzou got custody of Sai, he was nine years old. I’ll tell you more about Sai and the other as the story progresses.)
(Things seem to calm down and Naruto forgets Itachi. He becomes amused and stares intently at Shino’s arm as Sakura begins to cut off Shino’s tape.)
Sakura: Oh my God!
Naruto: Yuck, it’s orange and purple.
Sakura: Why does it smell like mint?
Naruto chuckles: Its f*cken mouthwash, we didn’t have anything so we used that.
Sakura: That is just great.
Sai to Itachi: Why should I let you help us?
Itachi: First of all, I didn’t kill my parents. (Naruto stares.)……..I was setup.
Sai: Why would you be setup?
Itachi: I know too much about TK.
(The room gets quieter. Sakura is trying to heal Shino’s arm.)
Sai: Well?
Itachi: Promise me you won’t rat me out.
(At the same time Shino Screams. Naruto tries desperately to listen to Itachi and Sai’s conversation while looking at Sakura hands on Shino’s arm. A twist to the left, then the right.)
Naruto: What the hell are you doing to him?
(Sai and Itachi stop for minute to look at Shino and Sakura across the table.)
Sakura: From his Hand to his elbow. It’s broken in seven different places. You want to give this a try Naruto!?Then STFU!
(Naruto covers his mouth. Sai and Itachi get back to there conversation.)
Sai: I’m not a rat and neither are they. I promises, just tell us what you know.
Itachi: Someone stole something from TK two days ago. Some kind of weapon. I don’t know what it is, but it was powerful enough to take out Madara and Nagato in a flash.
Sai: I still can’t believe he took out Madara and Nagato, First how does Yahiko kill Kakashi if Nagato is taken out?
Itachi: TK isn’t normal. Because Nagato is gone. One would think Yahiko and the other realms would be useless. Truckworks was able to give them life for their obedience. Two of them tried to back stab TK. He used that weapon I told you about and vaporized them.
Sai: Vaporized? You F*cking with me?
Itachi shakes head: Naaa…... Madara was said to be the first to go, they say it was like a mouse in a cat fight, he couldn’t do anything. Nothing works on this motherf*cker.
Sai: So you’ve seen TK?
Itachi: Yeah, I met him once. F*cker knew everything about me. And it’s not just me, he knew everything going on everywhere. He keeps on referring to this place as ‘the cool world’?
(Shino screams again)
Sakura: F*ck Shino! Why don’t you scream in my ear a little louder!
Naruto laughs: Shino, stop being such a b*tch.
(Naruto then turns back to the conversation with Itachi and Sai)
Naruto: I heard that jutsus don’t work on him.
Itachi: Yeah.
Naruto: Insane……!
Sai: So this ‘thing’ that was stolen, where is it?
Itachi takes his time answering: Rock Country.
(Sai and the other’s tune in)
Sai: You mean Earth Country?
Naruto interrupts: F*ck that, that’s a two day drive just to get to the border, why in Rock F*ck’n Country.
Itachi: I don’t know. Maybe because Earth country or Rock Country as I like to call it, is the only place that have safety deposit boxes. That’s where it is.
Shino: For once I agree with Naruto that is far, we don’t even know what it is, and it’s a safety deposit box, you can’t just walk in and open it.
Sai: It has to be something small. Don’t you get it, they think he has it.............. Plus, I know someone that can hack into bank files, and help us open that safety deposit box.
Naruto: Hold on. How can you even trust what Itachi is saying.
Sakura: No guts no glory, right Sai?
Sai Smiles: Yup.
Itachi: All I know is the numbers for the serial code. Getting there, finding it, and opening it, is the problem.
Naruto: Sai, you said you know someone that could help us do those things.
Shino: Naruto, Sai is talking about Shikamaru.
Naruto: The virgin! Dude..The guy spends his time on the computer all day long.
Sai: We have to get him. We need his help. You done yet Sakura?
Sakura: Kind-of. I need to put a case on.
Naruto: I thought you can heal.
Sakura: You moron, bones have to heal by themselves. You act like I’m Kabuto.
Naruto: ???
Sakura: Drugs won’t help; it will just make it worse.
Shino to Naruto: memories? (Smiles)
Naruto F*ck you, you one handed freak!
Itachi: I can’t believe you guys.
Naruto: I can’t believe you’re gay.
Sai: Hey knock it off.
Naruto: I have a question…If you don’t know who stole this ‘thing’ then how do you know where it is?
Itachi: A member of the ANBU gave me the serial number and told me about it. I couldn't make out the voice.
Sakura smiles: It’s done! We should go while it’s dark.
Naruto: F*ck, I don’t want to go to Shikamaru’s house.
Sai: Hey Shino! Doesn’t Shikamaru have that new Xbox 360?
(Shino looks at Sai puzzled. Naruto’s ears flicker)
Sakura retorts: Oh, yeah.
Naruto: Ok, I’ll go, but just to watch your guys back from Itachi.
Sai: Good let’s go.
Naruto: I got to take a piss first.
Sakura is putting on her shoes: I did not need to hear that.
Naruto in the bathroom: Ahh. Shino, you want to play light sabers?
Shino: Gay
Naruto in the Bathroom: That’s not gay.
Shino waits in the living room: Hurry up everyone is outside!
Naruto washed his hands: I’m not gay.
(Itachi put on a black hooded jacket from Sai. Everyone except Naruto is in the car. Shino and Itachi are in the back. The windows are down and the car is running)
Sai beeps the horn: Come on!
Sakura: What’s he doing?
Shino hears Sakura: He was washing his hands. He should be out already.
(Naruto finally runs out)
Sai: Dude, lock the door!
(Naruto runs back to the house and locks the door)
Sakura looks at Sai: He’s your friend.
(Sai shakes his head and turns on the radio)
Enemies
(Itachi, Naruto and Shino are in the back. Sai’s driving and Sakura is in the passenger seat. On there way east to see Shikamaru)
((About the Gangs of Konoha) The “NB,” or “Northern Bloods,” is the hood Shino, Naruto, Sai, and a few others live in - it’s a mix of clans that stretches through the northern region of Konoha. It’s mostly all suburbs. The Aburame clan is one of the most well known clans of the northern gangs. The rivals, the “SB,” or “Southern Bloods,” is also represented by mix clans, but it’s mainly run by the Hyuuga family. Unlike the NB, the SB is rich and more family oriented. There is much reason why these two gangs don’t like each. One of the latest reasons was Naruto. Hinata went on one date with Naruto. But just like Romeo and Juliet, it struck some huge fires between these gangs. Not so much the NB but the SB. No amount of reason can change some people, - especially someone as important to the clan as Hinata is. )
((Quick info about this Naruto.) After he realized he couldn’t see Hinata. Naruto gave up on life until Kabuto and the power of drugs found him. Naruto’s father and mother are still alive, they wait for him to return one day. Bijuus are different in this world. They look like small stuff-animals. They are considered rare pets because there are only nine of them in the world. Naruto has the fox. It sleeps and waits for him in his room. Madara had a thing for collecting these rare pets. Like beanie babies, he wanted to collect them all. He acquired four before he died now TK owns them.)
(Shikamaru lives with both his parents on the eastside of Konoha. The gang is half way there when they run into trouble.)
(A fog starts to set in and Naruto takes out a cigarette from his back pocket)
Naruto: So what, do you think Shikamaru is awake?
Shino: I know he is.
Naruto: How do you know?
Shino: I keep in touch. Unlike you I didn’t leave the hood.
Naruto rolls his eyes and points the cigarette to Itachi: Itachi do you mind helping me?
Shino: Don’t…. Naruto mite need those last brain cells?
Itachi smiles: Don’t worry, I wasn’t doing to.
Naruto: F*ck you Itachi, and F*ck you Shino.
(Itachi’s face is unrecognizable with the hood on....They come to a stop at an intersection. Sai and Sakura see that there are two sedans on the adjacent side of the intersection. The lights turn green and the two cars make a quick right on to the street Sai & co. are on.)
Sakura: We got trouble.
Sai: I know they’re right behind us.
Sakura: I hope Naruto doesn’t overreact.
Sai: We could take them. There’s four in each car, eight total.
Sakura: There jutsus gotten a lot better since you bin gone.
Shino: Naruto, don’t look; there’s some of your friends behind us.
(Shino and Itachi already have there kunais out)
Naruto looks: What can these SB basters do that I haven’t seen yet?
(Naruto stands up and pulls down his pants. Revealing his white as* to the people in the other cars. The two cars pull to the side, one makes a left and one makes a right.)
Naruto: See, there f*cking scared! They wouldn’t dare fight us.
((GRRRRRRR!!!
) Sai slams on the brakes. The fog gets worse. ‘In the northern part of Konoha late at night, fog is a common thing.’ Houses on the left and right become almost invisible. Itachi’s sharigan is activated)Naruto shakes: What the f*ck was that?
Itachi: OMG!
(Naruto & Shino look at Itachi O_O. The loud roar is repeated.)
As though Sakura already knows what it is: Sai hurry up let’s go!
(Sai tries to start the car, but its not starting. Three more vicious roars, and each one feels like its getting closer.)
As Sai tries to start the car back up: What the hell is that?
Sakura: They just summon something after us.
Naruto and Shino both pound the window behind them yelling, “We have to go, Itachi says it’s something very, very, very, very big coming this way."
Naruto: We don't feel like introducing are selves. O--K Sai Buddy!
Sai: You Don't think I know That!!
Shino: Sai, try double clutching it or try turning the steering wheel, it mite have locked!
Itachi very serious: Hurry up Sai, Hurry!
(A huge massive shadow over takes the fog. Under a street light, a massive Tyrannosaurus comes into view. At (86 ft) in length weighting about 12.8 metric tons. (FYI: the biggest T-Rex is said to be (43 ft) in length and weigh 6.8 metric tons. This one is twice as big) Sai finally gets the car started. Naruto and Shino hug each other like a Koala hugs a tree. They Scream there socks off so loud, Itachi is forced to cover his ears. The T-rex begins to chase them.)
Shino screams: I told you, I told you.
Naruto screams: I know, I know. I should have listened.
(Itachi immediately stands up. Fires a Grand Fireball.
The T-Rex runs right threw it.
(Naruto finds some courage watching Itachi and stands up throwing kunais' one by one. Itachi looks at Naruto and raises a eye brow
)Shino: Great Naruto, maybe you’ll hit his eye or something.
Naruto: F*ck! Your right it’s not working!
(T-Rex keeps on gaining. Sai yells, “hang on!” and makes a sharp turn. It forces the T-Rex to slow down.)
Shino: I heard it's vision is based on movement
Naruto: F*ck that!
Shino: Any other ideas!
Naruto pounds on the window: Drive Faster!
Sakura: Drive faster Sai!
Sai: Try 120 you Son of A B*tch!
(Through the thick fog and dark sky, an El Camino is being chased by a very Large T-Rex.)
END.
Coming up Next. Shino’s still needs to worry. Escape isn’t an option, Itachi’s MS and meeting Shikamaru.
Inspired by (Jurassic Park), and the relationship of Shino and Sai. Peace
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