Konagakure pub

[evilshade]

Caeser- wow *walks over to the bar* i really need this *grabs some scotch and a cup and goes to an empty table*

 

[Gutsy]

Caeser- wow *walks over to the bar* i really need this *grabs some scotch and a cup and goes to an empty table*

*Kakuzu walks over to Caeser and just looks at him with his light green eyes as the door opens and the wind blows through his cloak*

Kakuzu: "Why exactly are you here... what is your name..are you on the list?..."

 

[Baba Yaga]

Hidan: yeah you better sit down Peas-zer....and Kakuzu one day i just might do us a favor.....a kill us BOTH *insert sinister laughter*

 

[evilshade]

Caeser-*sigh* leave me alone Kakuzu I'm pains brother and I don't need this today alright *looks up at him left eye covered by a black bandana*

 

[Gutsy]

Caeser-*sigh* leave me alone Kakuzu I'm pains brother and I don't need this today alright *looks up at him left eye covered by a black bandana*

Kakuzu: "Hidan Shut up and drink you stupid milk... you know i can kill you in the matter of seconds... and now this guy here is more interesting.. Hidan you would probably die if he knew your secret..."

*Sits down beside him*

"So your pein's brother... am i correct when i say you have the rinnegan under that bandana.."

 

[slashestranged]

*SO6P walks in. his rinnegans are red as **** because he smoked a ton of weed before hand*

SO6P: Can I have a tall glass of Everclear?

 

[Gutsy]

*SO6P walks in. his rinnegans are red as **** because he smoked a ton of weed before hand*

SO6P: Can I have a tall glass of Everclear?

"Are you alright man.... OMG.. SOAP.. long time no see..."

 

[slashestranged]

SO6P: What up, nigga?

 

[Gutsy]

SO6P: What up, nigga?

*Kakuzu stands up, as he looks down on the SO6P with his lightgreen eyes*

"Don't you ever call me that... I will end up killing you...."

 

[evilshade]

Caeser- Nope I have no rinnegan and I'm Pains brother not peins

 

[skoraxascended]

Kharn: blood for the blood God! or a Bourbon and coke if you've got it...

 

[Gutsy]

Kharn: blood for the blood God! or a Bourbon and coke if you've got it...

Kakuzu: "Yea right... your the blood god... I am the 'god of hearts' I take your heart and replace my own with yours to stay alive... if I wish.."

 

[skoraxascended]

Kakuzu: "Yea right... your the blood god... I am the 'god of hearts' I take your heart and replace my own with yours to stay alive... if I wish.."

Kharn: by the power of Khorne I shall drink from your skull this night for I have two hearts mortal

proceeds to decapitates you with Gorechild

 

[Gutsy]

by the power of Khorne I shall drink from your skull this night for I have two hearts mortal

decapitates you with Gorechild

Kakuzu: "You can't kill me... not even if you decapitate my head..."

*Head returns to body as Kakuzu's strings, arms and legs attack you can crush you*

 

[skoraxascended]

Kakuzu: "You can't kill me... not even if you decapitate my head..."

*Head returns to body as Kakuzu's strings, arms and legs attack you can crush you*

saved by his armour
starts revving Gorechilds motor and proceeds to then start hacking at these flying limbs and biting large chunks out of the fallen apendages

Kharn: mmmm this bar has tasty snacks

 

[Gutsy]

saved by his armour
starts revving Gorechilds motor and proceeds to then start hacking at these flying limbs and biting large chunks out of the fallen apendages

Kharn: mmmm this bar has tasty snacks

Kakuzu: "I can go all day like this... there is no way you can kill me... and I will just keep generating..."

 

[skoraxascended]

Kakuzu: "I can go all day like this... there is no way you can kill me... and I will just keep generating..."

Kharn:I've been doing this for 10000 years (i'm not joking in his universe he has been literally killing people/demons/aliens etc with his axe for 10000 years) you not even a pre-breakfast warmup

Kharn: you call yourself immortal i have fought countless warriors each clinging to false glory

oh yeah maim kill burn, blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne etc etc

 

[Gutsy]

Kharn:I've been doing this for 10000 years (i'm not joking in his universe he has been literally killing people/demons/aliens etc with his axe for 10000 years) you not even a pre-breakfast warmup

Kharn: you call yourself immortal i have fought countless warriors each clinging to false glory

oh yeah maim kill burn, blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne etc etc

You can't kill kakuzu he just keeps coming back for more..... hehe

 

[skoraxascended]

You can't kill kakuzu he just keeps coming back for more..... hehe

protection of a Blood God demon thing which in the off chance I do die either my staggering rage brings me back or old dog face does (but no reports on me ever being killed in that entire time)

 

[evilshade]

Caeser- grabs you both by your throats an tosses you out of the bar- imbosuls
Ryn- I hate when fights start don't you Caeser?
Caeser- you have no idea