Kitty Sitting Contest :"3

[Izzy..]

Credit to kiriahatake for the idea.


Hello there

I am in need of a kitty sitter. His name is Nebo and he is a couple weeks old. He is as cute as a button and has blue eyes.

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But before I hand him over I need to ask you several questions:​

1. Do you like kittens?

2. How would you feed him?

[ ] Once a day
[ ] Twice a day
[ ] Fatten him up :zonder:
[ ] Starve the bastard! >:]

3. If he pissed you off would you:

(A) Kick him
(B) Scold Him
(C) Murder him
(D) Send him to boot camp
(E) All of the above

4. On a scale of 1-10, what is the level of your mental state?

5. If you had no choice but eat meh kitteh, how would you eat him? Details please.

Winner with the best answer wins 100 Kumi

 

[Braveknight]

1. Do you like kittens? no

2. How would you feed him? [no ] Once a day [ no] Twice a day [no ] Fatten him up

3. If he pissed you off would you: (A) Kick him (B) Scold Him (C) Murder him (D) Send him to boot camp ..........all of the options in one move

4. On a scale of 1-10, what is the level of your mental state? 1.3

5. If you had no choice but eat meh kitteh, how would you eat him? Details please. i would burn it and throw it in the face of barny

 

[Zoro..]

1. Not at all
2. Fatten him up
3. Nothing... Too lazy
4. 1
5. Put barbecue sauce on.

 

[Akuma]

1. Do you like kittens?
Yes.
2. How would you feed him?
[ ] Once a day
[ ] Twice a day
[X] Fatten him up
[ ] Starve the bastard! >:]

3. If he pissed you off would you:
(A) Kick him
(B) Scold Him
(C) Murder him
(D) Send him to boot camp
(E) All of the above

4. On a scale of 1-10, what is the level of your mental state?
10 being crazy?
if its that then, 4, im not crazy. ~_~

5. If you had no choice but eat meh kitteh, how would you eat him? Details please.
i would kill it when it's asleep with something that wouldn't cause it pain, then take it's hair off and cook it. ^^

 

[Kikyo]

1. Do you like kittens? Yes, I love kitties why you think I'm a kitty rapists >.<

2. How would you feed him?
[ ] Once a day
[X] Twice a day
[ ] Fatten him up
[ ] Starve the bastard! >:]

3. If he pissed you off would you:
(A) Kick him
(B) Scold Him
(C) Murder him
(D) Send him to boot camp
(E) All of the above

4. On a scale of 1-10, what is the level of your mental state? 9.5

5. If you had no choice but eat meh kitteh, how would you eat him? Details please. First I would kill it. Second I would add some salt and pepper. Third I would add some stuffing and last but not least, put it in the oven in 365*F and roast it. O^O

 

[Izzy..]

You guys have good answers but I need more participants. >_>

 

[Marnix Uchiha]

1. Do you like kittens? Yes! I absolutely adore kittens

2. How would you feed him?

[] Once a day
[X] Twice a day
[] Fatten him up
[ ] Starve the bastard! >:]

3. If he pissed you off would you:

(A) Kick him
(B) Scold Him (C) Murder him
(D) Send him to boot camp
(E) All of the above

4. On a scale of 1-10, what is the level of your mental state? 10

5. If you had no choice but eat meh kitteh, how would you eat him? Details please.

If I had No choice, then I would just kill myself then eat a poor little kitten like that!

 

[Hanon]

1. Do you like kittens? Yes I do

2. How would you feed him?

[ ] Once a day
[x] Twice a day
[ ] Fatten him up
[ ] Starve the bastard! >:]

3. If he pissed you off would you:

(A) Kick him
(B) Scold Him I would scold him
(C) Murder him
(D) Send him to boot camp
(E) All of the above

4. On a scale of 1-10, what is the level of your mental state?
8.5
5. If you had no choice but eat meh kitteh, how would you eat him? Details please.
I would give him treats and fatten him up. Then I am going to heat up some water, I am going to then boil the kitten. Then as soon as the kitten melted into a soup I would put him in the oven for half an hour put some stuffing in and a little seasoning. Then I would eat the meal.

 

[The Bad One]

1. Do you like kittens? Yes

2. How would you feed him?

[ ] Once a day
[ ] Twice a day
[ X ] Fatten him up
[ ] Starve the bastard! >:]


3. If he pissed you off would you:

(A) Kick him
(B) Scold Him
(C) Murder him
(D) Send him to boot camp
(E) All of the above
How about F none of the above.. And while I'm at it how about G Cuddle him into submission and dress him up in cute outfits then post his cute little self on Facebook for all to see.

4. On a scale of 1-10, what is the level of your mental state?
About a 4

5. If you had no choice but eat meh kitteh, how would you eat him? Details please.

Number one. I would numb the kitty.
Number two. Skin the kitty of it's fur...It can be used as garnish for the finishing product..So of course I'll clean and dry it.
Number three. I would cut the kitty up in various pieces saving those with the most meat on it to cook while the rest can go to a nice kitten stock.
Number four. Clean the useable piece and start to lightly season...You don't want to take out the natural flavors of the fatted up kitten. ( Who has been stuffed with chicken and beef...)
Number five. Prepare a bowl of flour,salt,pepper and then a separate bowl of bread crumbs, and one more bowl of milk.
Number six. Take the cuts of kitten dip them in the milk then the bread crumbs and then into a hot pan of corn oil.
Number seven. While the kitty is being fried make a side dish of plain rice and take the fur and start to use it as decor on your plates.
Number Eight. Take out the nicely fried kitty put it on the fur trimmed plate near the cooked bed of rice...
Last step...Drizzle a bit of parsley and rosemary over your kitty dish and serve with cold milk....I shall enjoy this kitty very much.

 

[kiriahatake]

. Do you like kittens?absultly

2. How would you feed him?

[ ] Once a day
[x ] Twice a day
[ ] Fatten him up
[ ] Starve the bastard! >:]

3. If he pissed you off would you:

(A) Kick him
(B) Scold Him
(C) Murder him
(D) Send him to boot camp
(E) All of the above

(F) nothing i wouldn't dare hurt some one elses pet...
4. On a scale of 1-10, what is the level of your mental state?25

5. If you had no choice but eat meh kitteh, how would you eat him? Details please.
HELL NO. thts just animal cruelty right there.......plus i'd get sued if i did....its just plain out flat mean and inhumen....

 

[Izzy..]

If you can't eat meh kitteh he will be gravely disappointed.

e.e

 

[Vision]

1. Do you like kittens? Yes

2. How would you feed him?

Won't I'd kill it

3. If he pissed you off would you:

Be dead already before it pisses me off

4. On a scale of 1-10, what is the level of your mental state? 10

5. If you had no choice but eat meh kitteh, how would you eat him? Details please.

Even with a choice, I'd eat it. First skin it. chop the head off, chop it's paws and tails off as well. Gut the son of a bitch, clean him out then I'd chop him up into different pieces. Then I'd put it in a marinated soy sauce with some brown sugar, veggies, likes of onions and peppers. Then I'd bread it down with my own special spicey recipe, then Deep fry it!

Then with some habenero hot sauce get the grubbinG!


When I chop the head, tails and paws off, I would save it and then grind it up. Then feed it to other cats.

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