Kishi's best dry Naruto Jokes

[Negative Knight]

When Choji fought Akatsuchi (the guy guard of the Tschuikage) it was called a "Big Encounter"

When Muu died at the hands of the 2nd Mizukage, it was said that he "bit the dust"

Ginkaku used to be a good guy, after all every cloud has a silver lining


Kakuzu couldn't have been a bad guy, otherwise he would be heartless


Shino says "its raining cats and dogs like im shitting bugs and beetles!"

What does Nagato use when taking a huge dump?

Almighty Push.

The Ramen guy was one noodle short of a ramen bowl

Pain when invading Konoha was told by a civillan to "Leaf us alone!"

Tenten.

 

[Dantee]

Dry....Indeed.

 

[Tsuchikage44]

ha i like the shino one

 

[ProjectOuterspace]

The Kakuzu one was pretty funny.

 

[-S-]

When Sasuke said he would crush Konoha

Oh wait, Kishi, you were being serious?

 

[Midday]

Dr Snakes.

The shino joke was the best.

 

[RoguePatriot]

He should quit writing Naruto to become a comedian.

 

[Urda]

Was these in the Manga? I don't remember anyone mentioning these. Not one comes to mind. Provide Manga links or something. Their are dry though, but I don't care. I only read for the action and some story leading to Tobi Identity (maybe backgrounds story are OK).

 

[Negative Knight]

^^This one doesn't understand

 

[~MC117~]

Lol the shino one

 

[Out Of Ctrl]

What does Nagato use when taking a huge dump?

Almighty Push.

 

[Urda]

^^This one doesn't understand

Yeah! I don't. Their not funny, however, I have a sense of humor.

 

[sasukexx13]

@Kichiro Fujimoto
i suggest you take a chill pill.

 

[Hipster Madara]

I remember like one of these jokes... xd

 

[Invsblphntm]

If Naruto was a pokemon.. he'd be Nine-Tails.

When I saw the Avengers I was surprised to see Sasuke wasn't in the movie.

This is hard.

 

[sasukexx13]

@Kichiro Fujimoto
i suggest you take a chill pill.

 

[Urda]

@Kichiro Fujimoto
i suggest you take a chill pill.

What do you mean? I am chill. Did my comments offend or upset anyone? If it did, I apologies. I just think somethings are funny and others are not. That's me. Example:

@The Eye That was somewhat funny.

 

[Negative Knight]

Added 3 more dry jokes!

 

[Negative Knight]

Added even more dry Jokes lol

 

[Fearmonger]

The first four were hilarious.