Kishimoto the Ultimate Troll

Is Sasuke married to Sakura?

  • yes

    Votes: 53 40.2%
  • no

    Votes: 41 31.1%
  • I don't know

    Votes: 38 28.8%

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Re: Thoughts on new chapter

I originally was hoping to see the original konoha 11 catching up talking hanging out and the kids being kids and maybe a couple of chapters of what we saw today but defiantly no more mystery Sasuke leaving bs or Narutos son being like Naruto with the loneliness just except their different circumstances for him it's just like dbgt were something ended decently good then got revamped and was shit and ruined characters
 

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Re: Thoughts on new chapter

Kishi is still a troll genius, and this mini-series is a soap opera. Lol
 

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Re: Holy shit Man!!!This chapter

You see, now I can't call you delusional.

But don't jump the gun just yet. Lol

you should never doubt me again, nah it's happening, first chapter is all about angst and lies come on you know it's real.
 
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Well if I had to guess:

Sarada is the child of Sasuke and Karin, made by Orochimaru in his lab so to have the ultimate body. Powerful chakra + Uchiha eyes basically. And Sasuke was hunting down Orochimaru the last 10 years for playing around with his genes.
 

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Never underestimate Kishi. I died at this :lmao:
 

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Lord Sasuke-kun knows how we play cards. :devil:
 
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Agreed. The cats out of the bag people. Karin is Saradas mother.

Sure, because this "twist" was not played many times before only to turn out to be totaly misleading and false only for fake dramas, right?

How about wait till 3-4 chapters THEN come to conclusions?
 

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Inb4 Kaguya is Sarada. Honestly, Kishi is just trolling us. SasuSaku is real.. I base my argument on botanic facts. :p

Do you know what is the name of this tree ? Sakura!

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It would be better for her character if she was Karin's daughter. Some conflict to add to her character, otherwise she's just a normal half Uchiha.
 

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Agreed. The cats out of the bag people. Karin is Saradas mother.

Of course she is, just extremists are blind enough not to notice the glass, hair-shape and frown. idiot coupling fan base..

Hail promiscuity, and Sakura´s micro-ego and liberal thinking mauakkakak
 

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I think the real shocker here is that Sarada is the first Uzumaki/Uchiha off spring.
 

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I like Ss but Sk is waaaaayyyyyyy better, kishi made sarada an uchizamaki!
 

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There's an Uchiha family portrait with Sasuke and Sakura together, it was stated in an interview that they're a couple, Sakura always thinks of Sasuke when he's away. Anyway, it's a curve ball, but not super trolling
 

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Its funny that my thread got merged into this thread (if you look on page 2) and my poll is now on this thread (the poll about Sasuke being married to Sakura).

I was just going to have a mod close my thread since my thread was about Kishimoto's assistant but it turns out the assistant has lied in the past so my thread was no longer needed.

When my thread was still separate the poll had like 7 no votes and 2 yes votes. Now the poll has mostly yes votes.

There's an Uchiha family portrait with Sasuke and Sakura together, it was stated in an interview that they're a couple, Sakura always thinks of Sasuke when he's away. Anyway, it's a curve ball, but not super trolling

Maybe the picture is showing what will happen in the future?
 
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Possible things going on:

- Karin is just her mother.
- Sakura was a surrogate mom for Karin's child somehow. (Tenuous)
- Karin just gave her the glasses as a way of 'being involved'.

Hmmm... Not enough info to sell me. Since Kishi is putting us in the position of Sarada as far how much information we have, we, like her, are in a position to question who her real mother is evidently. There are many possible ways he can take this still. This could also just be a 'cheap way' of refiguring Karin into the plot. Kishi needs a way to resolve a lot of the stuff from the last chapter anyway. Just gonna wait it out...
 

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I hope kishi can keep up the plot progression. Very interesting way to start a serie.... One a very high emotional note. That being said, IF Sala is indeed part Uzumaki and Part Uchiha this will make for some interesting battles. Boru is part Uzumaki part Kyyuga plus all the offsprings from the narutoverse, some nice jutsu combos awaits us (hopefully)
:)
 

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Well if I had to guess:

Sarada is the child of Sasuke and Karin, made by Orochimaru in his lab so to have the ultimate body. Powerful chakra + Uchiha eyes basically. And Sasuke was hunting down Orochimaru the last 10 years for playing around with his genes.

I don't care what anyone says, I LOVE this theory and it seems to fit the situation! Great theory!
 
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