Kid fakes Kidnap himself

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A teenage boy fake kidnaps himself due to bad grades. ohn's Creek city spokesman Doug Nurse says 19-year-old Aftab Aslam bought a cellphone and texted his parents a story about being kidnapped April 27. Nurse says Aslam camped for about a week in an undeveloped area in Forsyth County, but the weather turned cold and rainy and he went home.

Nurse says Aslam left home because he didn't want to tell his parents he was failing an English class at Georgia Gwinnett College.

Aslam is charged with making a false report, false statements, tampering with evidence and terroristic threats. It's unclear if he has an attorney. He was being held without bail Friday.
He must have had some bad grades.
And on another note
A man cuts off his penis while arguing with is gf. Noones knows what the argument was about, but it mustve had to be about his penis cause he got a pair of scissors cut off his penis and testicles then FLUSHED it down the toilet.
His girlfriend rushed him to the hospital and he fell into a coma due to the blood lost. Doctors said that could haven reattached it if he hadnt flushed it down the toilet, just know if you live in taiwan somewhere there is a mans penis floating in the sewage system. Yup, you just may be walking above that floating penis today or tommorow or even next week.

 

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It was posted before :p and yeah it's ****ed up
 

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but the weather turned cold and rainy and he went home.
I lost it XD

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Anyways. I kept reading, That's kinda ****ed about the guy that cut off his ****. Once you do that you should just tell the doctors to make you a woman cause there's not even a point in stitching it back lol. Sad...
 
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This makes every scene there's ever been. xd
 

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It was posted before :p and yeah it's ****ed up

Well thats lame.. But what is wrong the world these days?
Kid kidnapping himself over a bad grade, why not just tell them you got a bad grade. Man cutting of weewee for basically nothing....:dead:
 

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He must have some balls to cut off his penis.
Nvm he cut them off too.
 

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Well thats lame.. But what is wrong the world these days?
Kid kidnapping himself over a bad grade, why not just tell them you got a bad grade. Man cutting of weewee for basically nothing....:dead:

I can believe why would somebody cut off the most valuable thing of their body :eww:.....flushed it down the toilet? That's retarded.....he needs to grow some balls whoops he just lost them xd
 

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The amount of rage it would take to rage chop your junk is immeasurable, I can't imagine what that fight would have had to been to warrant that reaction lol.
 
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