Jutsu you would want in Real Life

[Rikodou Mode]

Sharingan, Jinton, Limbo and Susanoo

 

[super yang]

Telekinesis (deva path) or just chakra strings

and my supplementary ability would be byakugan or barrier skills

 

[Aznkidd]

Soul transfer no jutsu and Hidan no jutsu

 

[DeathXVII]

Shadow Clone, Sharingan, Kamui, and that Yin Seal-Tsunade and Sakura have.

 

[SayWhat21]

shadow clones and kamui

 

[Null Man]

Shadow clones. You could get all this shit done.

 

[Shitenshin no jutsu]

Mystic Palm Technique/CES, Shadow Clones, or Kamui.

EDIT: On second thought, my namesake. Hehehehehe...

 

[Great Master Minato]

Kamui or Kage Bunshin...

 

[Esdez]

Perfect Susano'o

 

[super yang]

Perfect Susano'o

in real life? :|:

 

[Fire Goddess]

Edo tensei

 

[Chaosmark101]

1.Shadow Clone jutsu - obviously to do stuff for you, learn things extremely quickly, become a master at whatever stupid fast. Increase your productivity by like 9000, you can run a company without paying for employees just use clones.

2.FTG - have any location marked, teleport there instantly. Screw long drives home lol. (There's so much more you can do this jutsu)

3.Sage Mode - Your telling me, if I just sit still, meditate and gather energy from Nature for 5 mins, I'll get danger sensing (precognition) the ability to sense peoples chakras, ghost punches, super strength, super speed, increased durability.
**** Yes!

4.Sharingan - Obviously the sharingan is super haxed, for uchihas & non uchihas alike. The ability to read & copy movements, place people in illusions and bend them to your will, precognition as well. It's ridiculously OP and would be a super strong ability to have irl.

 

[Mutsuhitu]

Kage Bushin. I can get 2 clones to read SAT books and score a 2000, 5 clones to take jobs, 6 clones for my main job, 2 clones to do a 4 way with my wife, win.

LOL that's funny