Jutsu you would want in Real Life

[Omar19992010]

For me Personally the Jutsu I would want in real life would be Shadow Clone Jutsu because I cold have Clones go live out my life for me while I don't have to go to work nor School and I would want Kamui since it would come useful in situations plus I can teleport anywhere I want.

What would Jutsu would you want?

 

[KidGamer65]

Kamui, Sharingan or Sage Mode, and Shadow Clones.

 

[Legendary Saiyan]

Kage Bushin. I can get 2 clones to read SAT books and score a 2000, 5 clones to take jobs, 6 clones for my main job, 2 clones to do a 4 way with my wife, win.

 

[AaaaNinja]

I like the experience-multiplying capabilities of shadow clone. The water-transforming ability Suigetsu has is really handy for avoiding injury. I hurt my foot almost two months ago and it's still healing and IT'S A REAL *****.

If I could only pick one, I'd go with sharingan.

 

[A$AP Wap]

Sharingan Genjutsu so I can steal Wi-Fi passwords

 

[NineSNS]

Kage bunshin so my clones can do all the less than fun things.

 

[ANiMUS]

Kamui or FTG

 

[sumbul]

Sharingan

 

[A$AP Wap]

lol, i'd want shadow clones so i can have them transform into all my crushes/fav pornstars
but the drawback is that when they poof, i'd experience all the pounding i just gave all my shadow clones

it's not worth it

 

[Dr Gilgamesh]

Can't decide between Kage Bunshin, Kamui and Sharingan Genjutsu.

Kage Bunshin so I could let my clones all the tedious stuff, while I could be chillin 24/7.

Kamui so I can go anywhere I want to and travel an enormous distance in a short amount of time.

Sharingan Genjutsu so I could control anyone by just looking in their eyes.

 

[~Ethereal~]

Kamui, Sharingan or Sage Mode, and Shadow Clones.

I agree completely.

 

[King Of Sharingan]

Shadow clone jutsu for sure

 

[Zawerni]

Sharingan Genjutsu so I can steal Wi-Fi passwords

lol, i'd want shadow clones so i can have them transform into all my crushes/fav pornstars
but the drawback is that when they poof, i'd experience all the pounding i just gave all my shadow clones

it's not worth it

 

[Joon]

lol, i'd want shadow clones so i can have them transform into all my crushes/fav pornstars
but the drawback is that when they poof, i'd experience all the pounding i just gave all my shadow clones

it's not worth it

Ewwwww xd

 

[Naruto X Hunter]

Sharingan - see through movements,predict movements,control people with Genjutsu,put people to sleep through Genjutsu.

 

[Dannie]

Tsukuyomi so I can mindphuck people for the laughs.

Amaterasu so I can burn people to hell

Susano'O so I can nuke an army.

Oh yeah, and Shadow Clones so they can do all my work for me.

 

[A$AP Wap]

Ewwwww xd

the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland is a ****ing stoner

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blowing O's

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doing tricks and shit

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he even had is own custom made bong
peter pan isn't bout that life

 

[Angelic.]

kamui and mokuton

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

Chibaku Tensei.

 

[UchihasRightfulHeir]

Sharingan, tsunade healing thing, and simple transformating justsu.