Jutsu in Real Life

[Sir Aaron]

If you were to have FTG, Multi Shadow Clones, Rasengan, etc. what would you use it for? Would you use it to help out people, or for personal issues. Please tell me what you would use it for. I will post my uses in after a couple of people answer.

 

[Obitorulez]

I would Rule the world!!!
And get all the bitch*s

 

[Saikyokami]

two words
Gang Bang

 

[ItzShowtime]

i'm not going to lie... obviously personal uses. All the stuff that could be done with FTG, and Garra's sand eye

 

[SQY]

FTG I'd probably become a Hero or something.

 

[neilson]

i would make a clone who will read my book, while i'm in an exam hall, i'll have that clone make more clones and then when they disperse whatever they rad will come back to me, helping me to pass, or i make a clone that will cause problem due to the rasengan and then help myself

 

[Penguin]

Leaf's Ultimate Taijutsu, 1000 Years of Death.

Seriouly though?

I would want to have the eight gates, and some S/T Techniques. Maybe some Water Release in case I got thirsty.

 

[Nakamazi Itchigo]

To help struggling people and their countries, defend the weak from oppression :scorps:

 

[Moss]

Shadow Clones, so I could increase my post count!

*evil laugh*

 

[Psyduck]

I'd use it to beat up nigguhs in DA street, and take they money, yo.

 

[The Western Wheel]

To help others... Kage Bunshin would be great....

 

[kekerot]

use kamui to get to school in 3 sec....get some bit*hes ....become a superhero

 

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if some one is talking to me...i would Spam him right him in the Faking sky...maby the city ttoo

 

[Rayder]

Shadow Clones, so I could increase my post count!

*evil laugh*

The one time when your avatar doesn't match your sig.

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[Voltron]

eh, flying thunder god would be good. just post the marks everywhere....

 

[Stacks]

sexy jutsu..if you know what i mean

 

[Psyduck]

I win. The end. CHAAAAAAABYE!!!!!!!!

 

[Psyduck]

sexy jutsu..if you know what i mean

Oh, yes. I know what you mean.... You're not currently capable of getting a female human being to have consentual *** with you, even just pity ***. So you'd use they technique to transform into a hot woman so that you could at least have *** with a male. Because *** with a male human is better than *** with no human.

Right? You sick bitch.

 

[CharlieBundels]

I'd use transformation jutsu, to transform into my neighbour, Bill. I'd then record "Bill" kicking a handicapped dog in the head, and post it on the net. He'd become the worlds most hated man, and I win.

 

[Sir Aaron]

Ok. Here's what I would do. Obviously personal uses too, I am only human. For school I would use the clones for studying, and sometimes cheating. People would notice that I have FTG, so limited use is required. (I'm not one who wants to be a superhero, I just want to help as a HUMAN). After school, seeing as I want to become a politician, I would use a clone as myself so I don't die. Rasengan would be used for defensive purposes as well.

I want to become the President of the United States (yes, I'm aware of what I just said). Not only would I be able to produce my own double, but a clone could go on missions and such to defend the country that I want to become such a big part of. No one could assassinate me, unless of course, they kill my real self. Again, I know what I said. Becoming the President is a stretch. I'm still going to try.