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[Vincent Pryce]

What's the weirdest question you've gotten?

 

[thesurvivor]

what would you do if you got raped by a alien?

 

[saaaaaadpanda]

Does OrochimaruFan ask the most questions in this thread?

Yes he does. He usually asks at least three questions a day.

What's the weirdest question you've gotten?

So far, it's probably this gem from Darth Lawsuit:

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If a wood chuck could chuck wood how many elephant sized pancakes would fit on the white house roof while it is raining Apple Cider?

what would you do if you got raped by a alien?

I'd rape it right back.

Wow...that was fast! thanks again, Panda.
Yeah..that seems pretty accurate to me. But...Russia and China? You didn't mentioned them! And about the soon-to-come elections in Venezuela...any thoughts on that? If the final result were entirelly up to you, what would it be?

Oh, sorry about that. Russia and China have been steadily decreasing their support of North Korea over the last ten years. Recently, North Korea asked China to send an envoy, but China declined. China told them that if they want an envoy, they should come to Beijing instead. See

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With respect to Venezuela, it seems almost certain that Chavez's chosen successor, Nicolas Maduro, will win the election. From my perspective, that's a bad thing since he will continue Chavez's anti-American rhetoric. However, I don't know that Maduro's opponent would be any different. Here's a

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about the situation.

 

[thesurvivor]

Yes he does. He usually asks at least three questions a day.



So far, it's probably this gem from Darth Lawsuit:




I'd rape it right back.



Oh, sorry about that. Russia and China have been steadily decreasing their support of North Korea over the last ten years. Recently, North Korea asked China to send an envoy, but China declined. China told them that if they want an envoy, they should come to Beijing instead. See

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.

With respect to Venezuela, it seems almost certain that Chavez's chosen successor, Nicolas Maduro, will win the election. From my perspective, that's a bad thing since he will continue Chavez's anti-American rhetoric. However, I don't know that Maduro's opponent would be any different. Here's a

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about the situation.

i was looking for a serious answer -_-

 

[Wang]

i was looking for a serious answer -_-

I think he was being serious -_-

 

[saaaaaadpanda]

i was looking for a serious answer -_-

If you want a serious answer, you should ask a serious question. Here's a more serious answer:
I would go home and cry myself to sleep. In the morning, I would call the Intergalactic PD, report my case, and get a rape kit done. After months of heart wrenching court proceedings the sexual offending extra terrestrial would finally be sent to prison, but it would be years later that I finally find closure and solace when I hear that he was raped to death in prison by a rancor.

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I think he was being serious -_-

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[Husky]

If you want a serious answer, you should ask a serious question. Here's a more serious answer:
I would go home and cry myself to sleep. In the morning, I would call the Intergalactic PD, report my case, and get a rape kit done. After months of heart wrenching court proceedings the sexual offending extra terrestrial would finally be sent to prison, but it would be years later that I finally find closure and solace when I hear that he was raped to death in prison by a rancor.

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I'm sorry, but it feels like the Intergalactic prison system is pretty lax with concerns to the security and protection of inmates. Have the Rancor's family sought any sort of suit against the prison?

 

[saaaaaadpanda]

I'm sorry, but it feels like the Intergalactic prison system is pretty lax with concerns to the security and protection of inmates. Have the Rancor's family sought any sort of suit against the prison?

No. Why would the rancor's family sue the prison? The rancor was the one that raped my rapist alien to death.

 

[Husky]

No. Why would the rancor's family sue the prison? The rancor was the one that raped my rapist alien to death.

Mistyped. Reverse. Could the alien's family seek a suit, against the prison or Rancor? (This also counts as my question)

 

[Ciao]

Do you do the cha-cha like a sissy girl?

 

[saaaaaadpanda]

Mistyped. Reverse. Could the alien's family seek a suit, against the prison or Rancor? (This also counts as my question)

Yes, they could, but it's unlikely they would get anything out of it. The alien judicial system is harsh and unforgiving.

Do you do the cha-cha like a sissy girl?

I don't cha-cha at all, so no.

 

[Ciao]

Do you think that Kim Jong Un knows the real power of the United States or is he out of touch and believes that we are weak in comparison to his army?

 

[saaaaaadpanda]

Do you think that Kim Jong Un knows the real power of the United States or is he out of touch and believes that we are weak in comparison to his army?

If he truly considered the US to be weak, he probably would've already attacked. I believe it's in his best interests to not directly interact with America and maintain us as kind of an ever present evil that he can use to control his people a la 1984.

 

[SilverSlick]

There is a quote from Dr. Manhattan that I'm having a little trouble understanding.

They claim their labors are to build a heaven yet their heaven is populated with horrors.

What exactly is he referring to?

 

[Young Thug]

How do you feel about these new age of Pandas on the base? Do you think they should pay credit where it's due?

 

[thesurvivor]

what is the worst country to live in?

 

[saaaaaadpanda]

There is a quote from Dr. Manhattan that I'm having a little trouble understanding.

What exactly is he referring to?

As with many things of a philosophical nature, there are many possible interpretations. I think you have to look at things from the scope in which they were written. Alan Moore wrote the Watchmen as a form of commentary on the 1980's Cold War Mentality. From that perspective, my interpretation would be that people attempt to create utopias, ideal societies. However, in the process of doing so, they end up making sacrifices, taking shortcuts, and using Machiavellian "ends justify the means" arguments to get to their "perfect" society. These are the horrors. They mar the face of perfection the people tried to achieve, and they create new horrors down the road.

How do you feel about these new age of Pandas on the base? Do you think they should pay credit where it's due?

New age of pandas? Do tell. I wasn't aware.

what is the worst country to live in?

That depends on who you are individually. Certain demographic of people would have a harder time living in some countries than others. I would say that the worst country right now for the majority of its inhabitants would be either Syria or North Korea.

 

[MWQ]

Many of the people who dislike america and american people,do so because of the american foreign policies.What are your opinion of them? Numerous american friends of mine from the time i used to study abroad in europe,asia(some countries)say that they overall like their county,but not its foreign policies regarding other countries which are situated 1000s of miles away from it.

Many people consider america to be a nation which intervenes in issues which are in no way are related to it.For example what did america get from all the incidents with Sadam Hussain,just so that they could get some oil,and other natural resources.I could go on and on but i think i have made my point that america is a country which is a bully,provokes other nations for its own benefit and that it should mind its own business(no offence since you're also a american as i assume).What do you think? and what is your advice on this subject?

(P.S an off topic question,what do you think of my english linguistic skill,i haven't lived in a english speaking society or country for most of my life and i am only 16 years of age? and the above two paragraphs are not an appropiate example of my skill since i typed them in a hurry )

 

[thesurvivor]

would you have *** with your aunt if she freaken hot like this Gorgeous girl ?

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and she wasnt your blood if you know what i mean....

seriously though..

 

[ziggyZ]

Did you got to college?