Jokes

[ssjsage]

I wanna hear some jokes. Good ones will get rep! I don't care if they are racist, sexist or just plain wrong. I just wanna laugh. Whose got the best one?

 

[SasoriOfTheRedSaand]

Best joke ever.

What's green with wheels?

Spoiler

Grass, I lied about the wheels.

 

[-immortal-]

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[Opiuchus05]

what gets louder as it gets shorter?

Spoiler

a baby in the back of a garbage truck

 

[J3ig Guy]

There was a young lady from Cue
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin,
"If they pay to get in,
They`ll pay to get out of it too."

 

[narutorikudoumode]

a man is about to go into the desert for 2 years,
nobody knows why,
but jokes often demand such harsh terms.

he tells his best friend -
if i'm not back in two years
i want you to be with my wife -
here is the key to her chastity belt.
his friend solemnly takes the key and bows.

the man heads off into the desert, alone on a horse (as jokes sometimes go).
he is a couple miles out of town when a whirlwind of dust
approaches him from the town he left.
he is baffled by the unexpected tornado.

he slows his horse and turns,
and it is his best friend.

"wrong key." his friend tells him.

 

[Pragmatic]

KFC is racist

It stands for Killing f ing coons

 

[sagemode07]

What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?

Dam

 

[ssjsage]

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Sorry I don't read every single thread ever made. Next time I post I probably won't either so stop being a douche and tell a dam joke or 2

 

[ssjsage]

what gets louder as it gets shorter?

Spoiler

a baby in the back of a garbage truck

Abortion: It really brings out the child in you.

 

[-immortal-]

Sorry I don't read every single thread ever made. Next time I post I probably won't either so stop being a douche and tell a dam joke or 2

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[Yusuke Urameshi]

There were three guys walking on a beach: a white guy, a black guy, and a spic. They find a pot and rub it. A genie comes out. The genie says, "Wish for anything you want." So the Mexican says, "I want all my people in America to be happy and free and in Mexico." POOF! All the spics are in Mexico. The genie the asks the black guy...er...nigger..."What do you want?" The nigger says, "I want all my nigger brothers in America to be happy and free and in Africa." POOF! All the niggers are in Africa. So the genie says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" The white guy goes, "You mean to tell me that all the niggers and spics are out of America?" The genie goes, "Yes." The white guy says, "Well, uhm, I guess I'll have a Coke, then."

Sorry for any coarse language. The joke is from a movie. (Boondock Saints)

 

[ssjsage]

that was the Joke .

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Well keep trying I know you can do a better one than that

 

[Thundergod123]

I wanna hear some jokes. Good ones will get rep! I don't care if they are racist, sexist or just plain wrong. I just wanna laugh. Whose got the best one?

Do u wanna hear some great jokes? I'll give it to you.

Why do Swedes go to the bathroom without closing the door?


BECAUSE, they do not want people to see through the keyhole!

 

[WhistleBlower]

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GIVE ME REP WHEN YOU FIND WHATS FUNNY XD

 

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GIVE ME REP WHEN YOU FIND WHATS FUNNY XD

he doesn't stand on the moon

 

[Thundergod123]

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GIVE ME REP WHEN YOU FIND WHATS FUNNY XD

Seriously? You can't see what's wrong? All we can see is the moon is in the picture and the shadow behind the flag shows the astronaut.

 

[WhistleBlower]

Seriously? You can't see what's wrong? All we can see is the moon is in the picture and the shadow behind the flag shows the astronaut.

Well its 5.30am ....im bloody sleepy thats why i didn't notice quicker baka!!

 

[ssjsage]

I'm glad this ones still up. The mods changes my other to say "they cannot be racist sexist or just plain wrong" that's just bs that they did that

 

[Thundergod123]

I'm glad this ones still up. The mods changes my other to say "they cannot be racist sexist or just plain wrong" that's just bs that they did that

Okay well then tell me your jokes.... I did told you one and now its your turn.