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1) Joker says that the summon would not immediately reverse summon us back to the land of moon upon it getting hit directly with S rank Wax. He says that it would writhe and squirm for a few seconds and then reverse summon us back. I find this to be him simply twisting and using the timeframe to his advantage tbh. We have seen in the anime summons immediately being dispersed upon being it, and we have seen them writhe before dispersing, but because I described in my move that it would immediately go away, I believe that the description should swing my way. If it didn't that would mean that Joker just changed my move's description, god modding. He coincidentally, just in the nick of time, gave himself the time needed to erupt a barrier before he's instantly reverse summoned and therefore hit with my keigoku? Just by saying that it would writhe in pain first, while I mentioned nothing of the sort and it's commonly accepted in the rp that this doesn't happen? Something seems rather odd about that don't you think?
No it would not. We have seen summons take damage and not immediately be reverse summoned back. For example, Pein launched a massive Shinra Tensei on three Toads, including Gamabunta who said that the attack broke every single bone in his body, and all three frogs remained on the field. Amaterasu was set to Nagato's dog, which subdued it rather than simply dispersing it. Naruto threw Pein's Rhino into the air and it was beaten up by one of the Toads via close combat jutsu, and it did not disperse immediately. As the toad wouldn't instantly die from being struck by the wax, and would instead react with pain as the process of dying began(the toad would be dying, for however short a window of time, not instantly dead due to the fact that it was an internal blow to a part of its stomach, not an attack that blew a hole through it or exploded the toad), and be enough time to put up a Preta Barrier before the jutsu ends with the toad's death, sending us back to the normal world.

It doesn't matter that Broly described in his move that we are immediately sent back because that description is inaccurate. If I were to say my Fireball immediately and instantly reaches you from my person, or that my water dragon instantly slams into you upon creation, does that mean that it actually happens, simply because I said so? No, it means I gave an inadequate and inaccurate description of the timeline of events, as Broly did when he said that we immediately transport back.

The decision to throw up a barrier also was not determined by the summoning's writhing and squirming. It was not thrown up as a reaction from Nagato and Hana because they were going to be reverse summoned, it was thrown up as a response to the incoming Ninjutsu attacks coming at them. To imply that Nagato and Hana would wait until the toad dies and the jutsu ends would also be to say that they simply stand there and watch two different attacks fly at them and then try to counter only when it's near. Logically, upon seeing the wax, Hana and Nagato would immediately move to defend themselves, which was throwing up the barrier. As the transport back depends on the toad dying, which would not happen instantly, there is a window of time where Nagato and Hana are standing in the toad's stomach with projectiles racing at them; it is during this window of time that the barrier is created.

Broly's entire argument here revolves around "My description should be valid and there's shouldn't be because I want mine to be and there's not to be."

Also, , Nanazai's bird was able to act as a partial shield to the explosion that struck him. If animals just instantly disappear as soon as they are injured, then Nanazai would have taken the full brunt force of the explosion, as the bird would not have lasted enough to absorb the impact as it did. Therefore, it's reasonable to conclude that summoning animals in the RP don't simply instantly vanish, as was the case with Nanazai vs Vex.

2) As Scorps ruled



Joker has made a big mistake in the Preta path's usage. He states that Nagato uses the path the entire turn to absorb all of my moves, but as you see that is not the correct usage of the move. The keigoku rain would happen first in the timeframe obviously, because it's been falling for an entire turn already, and then the Wax and Gallium would hit them both. OR you could say that he even blocks the Rain as well as the Wax and Gallium for that time frame, but immediately after the Keigoku would hit him and deliver severe mental damage, more than enough to (as I said) stop them from being able to counter an immediate thread (this being the bird that has been diving towards the ground all this time. In summation, they can counter the keigoku (which would hit first) and get hit by the wax and Hot Ice, they can counter the hot ice, wax and keigoku initially (if you wish to twist the time frame as they have) and get hit by the keigoku and bird immediately after, but they can't counter everything with just the one usage. I'm in favor of them getting hit with wax and gallium because of the keigoku obviously hitting them first and thus they'd need another couter for the combination. Especially since the Hot Ice would be coming from further away and thus logically hitting them at different times.
Broly's own wording hurts him here. He says that the Gallium from his first move would be one of the things that hits us when we are reverse summoned back from the Land of Moon. However, the timeframe for that move logically should have ended, as the jutsu that Broly uses says this:

Gariumu:Sapuraizu watashi wa kyūba kara kita nda! Daremoga hitotsu no nō o motte i )Gallium Release: Surprise I'm From Cuba! Everyone has One Brain
Type: Offensive/Defensive/Supplementary
Rank: S
Range: Short-Long
Chakra: 40 (-20 per turn to sustain)
Damage: 80
Description: The advanced form of "Gallium Release: Open Your Eyes and Look North", this jutsu allows the user to create a number of Gallium streams, walls, weapons, cubes, etc or even to manipulate prexisting Gallium into those forms. When this jutsu is used, the user can expel Gallium from any point of his body with only a handseal needed, or he can create Gallium from the ground with one handseal. The user also can create animate objects with this technique, but has to use hand motions in order to move them and sustain them, preventing him from using other techniques at the same time. Once this technique is over, the gallium made cools rapidly and hardens slightly
-Useable 3 times per battle
-1 turn cooldown between each use

In order for the Gallium to still be a threat, as his paragraph here suggest(he lists it in the bolded as something we have coming at us), then it's usage would still be continuing. Unlike his Keigoku rain, the Gallium technique does not say it lasts for more than one turn and is therefore a one-shot technique: the turn/timeframe its used is the span of time in which the Gallium us "active," preceding the period where the technique "is over." As Broly lists the Gallium as one of the things still coming at us, he indicates that, somehow the timeframe that the Gallium lasts is still happening as we come back from the Toad's stomach, despite the turn in between them. The Gallium can only be a threat if the technique is still active, as it rapidly cools down and hardens once the usage is over, making it harmless and not one of the jutsu threatening the lives of Nagato and Hana. As Broly still considers it a threat, then its timeframe must be continuing. As the ice and wax are already fired, and the Keigoku rain follows a continuous timeframe, this would indeed place them all in the same timeframe, by Broly's wording and continued consideration of the Gallium being a threat, making the technique therefore not "ended." His rendition of the timeframe is butchered.

Even without that, as the Keigoku follows a continuous timeframe, rather than one that simply lasts one turn or move slot and then ends, it would strike in the same timeframe as the ice and wax launching towards Nagato and Hana, striking the barrier within the same times. As my convo with NK shows , travel time isn't taken that largely into account.

In all actuality, the Gallium should be a hardened, cooled down harmless mass due the time timeframe passages that have occurred since its creation, with the wax and ice coming at the same timeframe and the Keigoku rain also being in this timeframe due to its continuous nature.

3)Even if they do somehow use the preta path to block, we have another problem. As you can see from the previous turn



Nagato's hand is on Hana when the blocking seal technique starts. Due to being in direct contact of Nagato while this seal is up )and apparently inside of the seal)? Hana's chakra would be disrupted from the constant draining of it, thus living him (her?) to be unable to properly mold chakra to use his wind technique. This would lead to the bird crashing down on the both of them and killing them.

Also, even if this didn't happen, Hana's chakra would be absorbed by the seal the moment he tried to focus his wind chakra and send it through the air for his next technique. After all, as Joker states, he is within the seal.

Which also leads me to ask, is it even possible for Nagato to form the seal around 2 people?
Hana's chakra would not automatically be drained just because Nagato has formed the seal. As shown with Nagato's fight with Itachi, Bee, and Naruto. Nagato used Preta Path while holding onto both Naruto and Bee, but was able to choose not to apply the absorption powers of Preta Path to Killer Bee, affecting only Naruto, his Rasengan, and his chakra arm. It is therefore reasonable to conclude that Nagato can choose not to absorb chakra from Hana. The technique says that Nagato "CAN" absorb chakra directly from a target, not that it will happen automatically, which is proven by Nagato choosing to absorb from Naruto and choosing not to absorb from Bee simultaneously.

Also, as shown here, the Barrier was clearly able to cover an area that included both the Deva and Preta Path. [ ][ ]


4) Even if ALL of their clearly flawed move worked, since the bird had been coming down on them for an entire turn (As I have basically taken "control" of it by hitting it with Keigoku), the moment that they get back they should be hit by the bird which would crush them. This is especially so since they say that animals tend to writhe in pain for a bit even after theyre immediately hit with a killing blow. The body would fall on them and crush them. It should be noted that since I have "control" over the bird due to making it turn on it's master, that it is my description of the bird's movement that is counted, and that by replying, they have accepted my counter as fact. Any changed to the birds movement in their move would be god modding
It should be noted that this relies on no passage of time between the use of the toad summoning, and the reverse summoning. In all actuality, as the bird dives towards us and sees that we've vanished due to the toad summoning, it's strike would stop as its targets are no longer there, for however briefly. Otherwise, the bird would just continue down towards targets that are no longer there and slam into the ground. It is far more logical that the bird would not be diving down as its targets are gone, and then resume to dive once they return. Once again an attempt at Broly to butcher and skew the timeframe. At one point, he is arguing that the jutsu don't occur in the same timeframe. At another, he argues that the summoning and reverse summoning, being instant, creates such a small window of time that his moves from an entire turn ago are still occurring in real time as though no passage of time has occurred whatsoever, which would put them within the same timeframe as the ice and wax(which he supports by saying all of these things are flying at us at the same time), something he argues against. His argument is contradictory, twisted out of line with itself in order to establish a timeline that is favorable to him despite the fact that it cannot exist as he tries to describe.

In order for the bird to still be diving at us, in order for the gallium to still be active and a threat, that would require the timeframe of their usage to meld and overlap into the timeframe of his new attacks, as his new attacks are presented as simultaneously being a trap. In order for Preta Path to fail, then this is impossible, contradicting his own words.
5) It should be noted that I replied at 3:43 PM my time, and there was an edit done at 3:44. I have no idea what they changed or what they could have changed. It could have been a little, it could have been alot, but I do believe that editing after a post is illegal and grounds for a loss on their part regardless of what they were doing. And it's not as if I immediately quoted either. I quoted a full 15 minutes after they posted, which leads me to believe that they were trying to change something after I quoted.
Miss us with this BS.

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We edited as you were quoting, submitting the edit right before you submitted your quote. I then immediately hit edit again after submitting the first edit in order to fix a word, resulting in me not seeing your quote as the page hadn't updated to show your new post when I hit edit again. The edit did nothing to change the course of our move, which can be verified by a Gmod or admin if you're so pressed about it.

Our results.

Can both of you next time sum up everything and not restate the same things differently over and over? Be clear and straight with your argument because it's giving me a headache to through this.



Alright, first of all, summons doesn't disappear. They're not clones. Look how in the Pein Arc those three toads took a point black shinra tensei and they didn't poof away. Their owner can de-summon them and some of them like pa and ma can summon themselves back but they don't get desummoned once being hit.

Going on the Toads Stomach tech, that doesn't work like that. Remember when Jiraiya had captured Itachi and Kisame in that stomach? From Jiraiya finding out finally that the duo had got away through a hole made by amaterasu and the time he walked there to collect his samples took a long time for that stomach to disappear. I see no problem in Nagato being able to throw up that barrier in time. Also, that barrier doesn't take a long time to put up. Preta put it up in no time. When Nagato was holding Naruto by its neck and Naruto tried to put a Rasengan in him, he absorbed it from point blank range. Don't see any problem here.




First of all, that clone who's releasing the wax should of died from the shinra tensei. ST is a pretty wide attack and being on mid range that clone would of been hit and the wax also. Hence Team Nagato acknowledged that he wasn't hit then him living is a valid.

With your description, trying to fit in every possible way to attack the duo you're making a big cluster**** out of your own move. I had to read your move 10 times before I could make out what you're trying to do with all those things. Also, those hot ice things on the ground that you pushed yourself backward with and tried to use to attack them is shredded by Shinra Tensei. If you were to manipulate those things then you should of used your hot ice tech 2x hence you're manipulating a pre-existing hot ice tech. Never happened. Gallium was in the turn before this. It doesn't say it lasts some turns. How can it attack them when you're focusing on your hot ice? If you wanted to attack with your Gallium, you should of used that Gallium tech again to manipulate it. I'd say the Gallium either dispensed over a wide range hence it's liquidy or just harden or be blasted away with Shinra Tensei.

Main point, the duo released Shinra Tensei, Broly pushed himself back with hot ice while Death released wax (Which i don't believe that he lives but hence Nagato acknowledged his presence then its valid) and as you're pushed yourself up, you're releasing your A-ranked hot ice towards them manifested from your body. You never said you're releasing that hot ice from long range so I assume you releasing it as you're ascending like you mentioned in your move. Both of the wax and hot ice are released. Said "this leads to" doesn't specify any range. Either you ascending or from the point of you're launching yourself or from the moment you reached long range... kinda "this" doesn't say anything from all those moments you described. You released that hot ice from mid range (just like how one can assume from your description) and your clone is releasing wax from mid range also. As Preta put up the barrier around themselves, he's absorbing the wave of wax and in the middle of absorbing that, he's zooping that hot ice tech along with it and finishing up with the absorption of wax. In the meantime, the barrier protects them from the rain. I assume Preta made the barrier still within the protection of the toad hence Death was releasing the wax in the toad and on that response Nagato created the barrier. It's up to Nagato if he'll end the barrier the next turn or he'll keep spamming it but at that moment of time its still up as its absorbing the techniques.

In that nagato test you linked, Priest absorbed amaterasu and then he absorbed the water tech with the same barrier. Scorps released both from the same person and there's a timeframe between their release. This is different. These techniques come at the same time and you're just trying to find any flaw you can in my opinion, nitpicking.




Nitpicking here too. The technique doesn't say he can't make any contact with something else while using the seal. There's however, either you do a direct absorption or you're doing a technique absorption. Nagato was obsiouvly doing a technique absorption. Yes, Preta can create a barrier around himself within short range. Short range is 5 meters. While reading the technique, I don't see any limitations on how big this barrier can be. I don't see any reason why can't Hana's chakra get out of the seal. It's not a doublebladed technique. I don't see how you're coming up with that. Technique doesn't say anything of that. Again, you're restating things over and over. Be precise next time.



They wouldn't be hit by the bird immediately. I can't see how you come up with that hence the bird has been im sure flying around because for one, you guys been in that stomach. By the description, I'd say both of the duo had been in the stomach by the time the bird is hit with the rain. Even if the bird knows the position, it doesn't see Nagato so obviously it won't go that way. I say because the bird's mind is fouled, it'll fly around with looking for you guys and once the bird sees Nagato, it'll fly straight at them. It doesn't specify how fast ( doesn't put it in terms of the speed chart, just says fast. The word "fast" doesn't mean anything in our RP. I don't see how your description of the bird and their description of the bird would mean any difference in the conclusion in the end... You're saying the bird is coming down towards them and Nagato says that he can see through the birds eyes that he's coming down towards them. Your counter of the bird coming towards them... I'm not seeing the argument you're trying to make out of Nagato's response.



I disregard this time argument. I scanned over both post very closely and I don't see any changes so I rule this "one minute" argument null. It was just one minute or even less... come on.


Conclusion. The bird is either killed or de-summoned by the time it reaches the barrier hence it'll just fall like a rock once Hana stroke it. I don't believe that the bird was right above them. That's just playing things in your favor. From the description, one can assume that it just advanced even further forward hence it was traveling straight on forward. Nagato has his barrier up and absorbing the wax and hot ice at the same time while Hana creates an A-ranked wind assasin behind Broly. No its your turn Broly to defend from the wind assassin behind you.
Was asked to check by Joker. But to put it simply, I concur with House. Deal with the A-rank wind assassin Broly. I don't need to write a whole wallie to just point out that I agree with House.

Though I will add, using that one minute edit or whatever as a way to win, you're better then that Broly. Don't use that to win, that is some pettiness.

I guess my judgement is final? Both sensei's agree, got to continue now.
 

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If there's one thing Joker and I are good at, it's quoting and making arguments. It's the petty in us. We were born with it, and Kiri nurtured it. Joker has dead never lost a quoting argument my guy, facts. We've written winning arguments for people before on Skype for multiple villages and groups(no names, all confidential).

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Before you try to solve arguments you should try to improve your sarcasm tbh
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While you at it also buy some new glasses cuz you obviously blind. That's yo nest bihh ass.
 
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