Joke: Who is the rchest man in Naruto Universe according to the anime?

[Ten Tails Rocks]

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Note: it doesn't have to be a "man"

 

[Legendary Broly]

Naruto never spends his cash so..

 

[goodro88]

Ramen guy, there are always people at that shop

 

[Fair Warning]

not funny, go home boooooo

 

[silmarill]

Jiriayja had alot of numbers on his bank account if i remember correct.

 

[TruthLover19]

Hokage

 

[goodro88]

The gold brothers!!!

 

[rollin]

Jiraiya

 

[Ten Tails Rocks]

I posted this thread so that I can see who comes up with the stupidest/dumbest, and/or funniest joke. XD

 

[Ten Tails Rocks]

The gold brothers!!!

Best one yet

 

[goodro88]

Rich like a fox

 

[ianeustaquio]

Kakuzu,probably because he is engaging in a black market.

 

[KGB Kakuzu]

Part I Sasuke had a wealth of ladies

Itachi had a wealth of disease

Kakuzu had a wealth of blood money

Tsunade had a wealth of debt

Gold and Silver brothers had a wealth of a name

Shikamaru had a wealth of smarts

Choji had a wealth of fat *was promptly murdered by Choji)

Hidan had a wealth of blood loss

Kisame had a wealth of chakra

Hinata had a wealth of kindness

 

[9 tails uzumaki]

minato

 

[Shimsy]

RAikage

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[Ten Tails Rocks]

I would like a reason even if it's really dumb

 

[Crow.]

Killer Bee, I'm assuming his brother bought out all of his concerts.

 

[goodro88]

I think that song was written about kakuzu you know that song that goes "who do you think you are running around leaving scars, collecting your jar of hearts"" lol

 

[Shimsy]

Part I Sasuke had a wealth of ladies

Itachi had a wealth of disease

Kakuzu had a wealth of blood money

Tsunade had a wealth of debt

Gold and Silver brothers had a wealth of a name

Shikamaru had a wealth of smarts

Choji had a wealth of fat *was promptly murdered by Choji)

Hidan had a wealth of blood loss

Kisame had a wealth of chakra

Hinata had a wealth of kindness

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[ziggyZ]

Gaara's dad used gold dust. So perhaps he could solidify it:shrug: