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[Alternative]

silly there are no tvs in the narutoverse what are these "shippuden episodes" you speak of :p

He responded to my inner thoughts on how to use the technique while I was swimming, thinking whether he was some superhuman deity or something. It wouldn't be that easy to read someone's mind, especially when it comes to something as specific as pros and cons of a technique, despite it's rank.
I took the towel from the sensei, drying my hair and following up with the rest of my body, relieving the weight which the water has on my clothes as they're also squeezed dry. While doing this, I take short mental notes of being able to mask my presence through the ability. I would think it'd be similar to the Shadow Stealth technique I learnt back in the academy, masking my presence while travelling underwater.

I take more mental notes after heeding the following instructions about the clone as I move onto the land, confronting your own clone. Following the instructions precisely, I can only think to myself how easy this technique seems to be in comparison to other techniques.
"This'll be a cinch!" I proclaimed with confidence, although I was a bit confused of this "shippuden episode" he mentioned. Surely I had heard of Yamato, the legendary Wood User in Konoha, apparently he was the new Hokage or something so I knew he was strong, but never heard of anything like a "shippuden" episode. I wondered if it were like a special forest or something deep within the Leaf Village, but I could just be imagining things.

I take a stance, confronting the clone pushing my right foot forward slightly to assert my dominance over the clone. I channel water chakra for a quick second which doesn't take long seeing as all I've been doing is water techniques for the past hour or so. I hold my right arm outwards; my dominant arm, and hold it up with my left arm as a support for the technique. Channeling the water chakra towards my arm, I pressurize it so shooting a stream of water would be easy, and when I feel ready I release the tension on the water, pushing the water through the palm of my right hand, aiming it not directly straight at the clone, but somewhat higher to account for any gravity and the fact that I want to try and hit the clone in a place where it would do some damage like the chest or shoulder, not the foot where he might get a booboo on his second toe.

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I do play on the NA server with a few people you may know. :3 The Doctor, Demosthenes and a couple others.

 

[Adachi]

>.> Dam it. And dam, nice copy stance of Yamato too. O_O
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Much like watching a guy standing before some kind of shooting range at Disneyland, that same concentrated look fluttered across Alternative's face. Moments later, much like a long b-slap, a wave of water burst from his arm, striking my clone in the chest.
He looked back towards me to assess his result, and I shrugged, nodding. "Have fun with that," I merely offered. "Now back to the lake!"
A displeased look passed Alternative's features once more and I nearly laughed out loud. "Don't worry, we're not going in the water anymore. I simply want you to focus your Suiton chakra into the water and then gather up a stream of water. Once you do so, I want you to start manipulating it carefully to start spiraling in a circle."
I pointed at the middle of the body of water.

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Ohhhh, I think I may have played with you before. O_O But I had no idea who you were back then.

 

[Alternative]

A look of disgruntlement passed my face as I saw his suggestion to go back to the lake. Although it wasn't as I thought, but just using a jutsu which uses the lake as a water source for me to bend and mould to my will.
"This can't be too hard." I proclaimed to you. I wouldn't say my confidence was exemplary or anything seeing as the technique was a larger scale than the previous jutsu I had performed, but it shouldn't be too hard to perform.

I stride over to the lake once again, focusing my chakra towards my feet taking a few steps onto the lake using chakra control and so on, which allows me to walk on the water causing minimal obstruction to it. I focus my chakra within the confides of the water beneath me, channeling the water to bend to my will. I attempt to lift the water using nothing but my own chakra, but nothing happens because this sensei is obviously useless and didn't teach me the hand seals for the technique.

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Maybe you have, maybe you haven't. If you've played with "Alternoob" before then you've played with me. xD

 

[Adachi]

:sy: "Sorry about that," Akihiko offered, looking somewhat dumbfounded as Alternative stared at him with a "duh!" look on his face. "The handseals are Boar → Dog → Horse → Tiger."
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My apologies, I have a migraine right now and I should really go sleep but every time I log back on I can't help myself but update. >.>
Naw, I've only seen you before but I don't think I ever actively played with you. O_O Add me sometime: Cliffore.
And I need to sleep, I'm beginning to blank out...

 

[Alternative]

I understood the amount of stress Akihiko was under, teaching so many people at the same time. His chakra reserves must be immense to do this sort of thing with so many people.
Being out on the river, I didn't quite hear him, but the gestures he made with his lips and hands made it somewhat clear to me as to what hand seals I should be using for the technique. I gave him a slight nod of acknowledgement and focused moreso on the technique. I channeled more water chakra into the water below me, attempting to bring it out as a ruthless technique. I form the hand seals required for the technique, ending in the Tiger seal which is strange seeing as that seal is used for ending Fire jutsu predominantly. Forming the seal, I bring out all of my spiritual energy with making the water rise below me. I try to make a small pillar of water at first, and squeezing more and more out of the water, spiraling it around myself. When I feel I have a sufficient amount of litres to toy with, I release the grasp from the water in the river, and play with what I've got for the time being. Rotating it around and around myself, I try to maintain a strong control of the water while keeping my balance on the water below me.

 

[Adachi]

As expected, a huge column of water erupted from Alternative's position, eventually spiraling its way up as I nodded in satisfaction. "Ah, yes, seems like New Year's fireworks show..."
Stepping slightly closer to the lake, I formed the Tiger handseal, creating a clone several meters away from me as I pointed in a rather dramatic way at it.
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By the way, your signature is one of the seven wonders of the world. I click it and a different picture comes out every time. O_O LOL. I want that GIF cause it's so funny and so Alternative...ish...

 

[Alternative]

I manipulated the water around myself in what seemed to be an everlasting spiral of dirty child's piss. Although I could barely see Akihiko-sensei through the water I bared before me, I could barely make out him giving a nod of approval and him creating a shadow clone. Him pointing towards the clone dramatically seemed quite clear he wanted me to hit the clone with the water I bare.
Carefully aiming where I started propelling the water around, focusing on really slowing down the effect of the water spiraling around myself as I walk towards the clone. I attempt to make the water sharper with it's movementa around me and prepare myself. Holding my left foot in front, creating an aggressive stance. I take a small step forward with my right foot, asserting myself against the clone, making sure to time my next steps forward with the water rotationg counter-clockwise around myself. When the entry point reaches in front of me by my left side, I speed up the flow of the water spiraling around myself, taking another step forward. I start to direct my arms to go with the flow of the water enabling myself greater control and force from the technique. Taking a final step I end up with my right foot in front, and directing my hands in a forceful action, pushing my right arm forward and holding it like a palm strike. Doing this, I attempt to send the water spiraling around me in an increasingly fast line, sending it towards the clone and knocking him back.

I stay silent from performing the technique, loosening up my stance, slipping my hands into the damp pockets from that 'swim' earlier and walking back slowly to the mainland, sitting myself down on the bench to take a small break, drinking water (ironically).

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I reall appreciate the compliment. xD But it's not even a gif (Well two of the images are). I just put all these images into a random imaging site and it randomly flips through pictures. :3

 

[Adachi]

I shielded myself, jumping back a few meters as the water flew past me, crashing into my clone. I held up my thumb as an approval as Alternative walked back towards me, deliberately ignoring me as he opened a bottle of water to drink.
I coughed loudly, somewhat disapproving of the rest as I attempted to patch this act of laziness with some words. "So the jutsu you just performed is high density water," I said. "The sheer power of it alone allows the user to strike an enemy in many different angles. Which means, you can target the heart, the liver, any vulnerable area you wish. It is YOUR jutsu after all and YOUR chakra."
Holding up a hand, I indicated for Alternative to head back to the lake. "Once you feel ready," I prompted. "Walk back to the lake, send your chakra into the water and then start spiraling it in a rapid manner. Accelerate it more and more until it becomes a devastating whirlpool of destruction."
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I WANT THAT GIF, LOL, IT'S HILARIOUS.
Mind if I add you on League? O_O

 

[Alternative]

This thumb of yours, is it sort of in a Nice Guy pose? xD

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I take a gulp of water from the bottle seated on the table, hearing the rather irritating cough, I let loose my lips from the bottle, put the lid back on it and thinking he's got some sort of sore throat, and offer him the bottle of water while he's explaining how the jutsu can be used. It seemed like a powerful technique, far more powerful than intended should it be used right.
*sigh* As he pointed back towards the lake. I was kind of tired of the very existence of the lake and wished it could just implode on itself so I don't have to put up with it. A fresher lake with cute little fishies would be better for the techniques at hand. I walk back onto the lake, channeling my chakra so I don't fall through the water, moving a fair distance from the mainland just in case something were to happen. I channel my chakra, holding the Ram seal for the extra amount of focus needed for the technique, given it's size. I channel the water to rotate on a single axis in the water, spiraling it from the top and making it's way down in an attempt to create a small whirlpool at first. I continue creating this whirlpool, spreading my chakra over a larger area of the water, extending the size of the entry point on the surface, while moving the axis of my chakra downwards so that the whirlpool can pull things deep into the water rather than just a little bit. At this stage, the whirlpool should be at a rather large size, and almost comparable to the Antlion technique.

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Which gif? I told you how my sig works.
And no go for it. :3

 

[Adachi]

I clapped in approval as I watched child piss and algae swirl around the whirlpool, dirtying the center of it rapidly.
"Well done, well done!" I exclaimed. "The lake must be loving you very much so! Mother nature at its very best."
As the water eventually settled back in place, I frowned as I thought of the next jutsu to perform. "Do you know Fire yet?" I questioned Alternative.

Spoiler

(Suiton: Daibakuryuu) - Water Release: Great Exploding Current
Rank: C
Type: Attack
Range: Short-Mid
Chakra cost: 15
Damage Points: 30
Description: User creates a whirlpool that sucks any opponent in range underwater.
Note: Must be performed on a water source

 

[Alternative]

I walked back to the mainland and sat back down at the bench, waiting for the water to subside and revert to it's original form while the whirlpool died down. I was posed a question after receiving the compliments.
"Huh, fire?" I questioned. Oh yeah, I did some training in that element, hahahaha!" A sense of modesty could be heard in my tone of voice, I started to scratch the back of my head while saying this. It could be surprising that I have a modest side to myself rather than filled with thoughts of S&M.

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Plot twist: I have fire training.

 

[Adachi]

I nodded slowly...once...twice...
The look on my face can be not be depicted as well as: O_O...
Regaining my composure, I waved a hand at the skies around us, which was presently way too sunny for me. "Now, for the next move, I want you to guide your Suiton Chakra into the air to cause the environment to become stormy. Next, as you have learned Katon already, please send your Katon Chakra into the clouds and have it mix with Suiton to become oil. Then build pressure inside the clouds and allow it to rain the oil upon us."
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NO F*CKING RAIN IN CALIFORNIA EVER! *angry face*

 

[Alternative]

Sitting there with a bored expression, I just sit there still and perform the jutsu like it was nothing.
I channel my water chakra into the sky, in an attempt to bring along storm clouds like I would with the Rain Tiger At Will technique, but not too much so that it doesn't rain. When the storm clouds build up above our general area, I stop channeling the water chakra, and channel the fire chakra within myself to the same clouds, converting them to a darker colour; a more oily substance. I focus back on my water chakra, and build pressure on these clouds so then it could hopefully rain oil on top of us. I sell the oil and become rich.

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Sorry for the half-assed reply, I just felt really lazy and not like replying to training at all. >_<

 

[Adachi]

O_O "I sell the oil and become rich!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, ALTERNATIVE QUOTE OF THE YEAR! I can't stop laughing right now. xD
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As the oil rained all around us, I thought momentarily of using it to cook dumplings, but passed on the idea as I took out my (porn) book from my pockets, holding it up over my head so the oil would not dirty my hair.
"Okay!" I said out loud, then frowned as my mouth suddenly tasted slippery. "Well, uh, er, what would happen if you set this jutsu on fire? And where would you direct it in a fight?"

 

[Alternative]

Well I can do that right? Buy all my training automatically, buy akatsuki to argue everything and win bend to my will sort of thing?

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I can see you pulling out your book while I'm finishing up releasing my chakra into the skies, preventing the oil from falling from the skies anymore. I don't see the book clearly, but I do see the unique mark which I heard the legendary Sannin Jiraiya puts on his "Icha Icha" series books, making me believe it's one of the books from that series.
Oh you naughty; I think to myself while you seem to be drooling slightly, not even thinking of sharing it with me. Not that I mind or anything, as I should be reluctant to focusing on training, as should you.

*cough cough* I clear my throat just before I'm about to explain what you want. "Well obviously if you were to set the oil on fire using a fire technique or explosive tag, it would all be set alight causing a major explosion and erupt in flames. If you were to use it while it were still raining oil, you could be caught up in the blaze as it would spread everywhere the oil resides, potentially creating a fiery inferno of death. Also I don't think you can exactly direct the oil to go anywhere, except for maybe the oil buyers and get lots of money for it."

 

[Adachi]

"What are you talking about?" I exclaimed in response. "Of course you can direct the oil anywhere! I'm not sending them to spoiled, rich, oil makers! Well..." I frowned, reconsidering my words. "Okay, I might as well do so so I could annihilate their company..."
Straightening up, I shrugged, letting the idea die on my lips. "Well, do you know Earth yet?"

Spoiler

(Suiton: Kokuun) - Water Style: Black Clouds
Rank: C
Type: Supplementary
Range: Short-Mid
Chakra cost: 15
Damage Points: N/A
Description:After performing the Ram → Snake → Tiger hand seals the user creates a flammable black mist that forms a small cloud. The user can then move the cloud above their target and disperse it, covering the target in flammable oil.

 

[Alternative]

Kinda had to re-read the technique I thought it was kinda done like Rain Tiger at Will lol. xD

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I stary seated, slumping somewhat resting my arms on the table from the bench. "Yeah, I have a bit of the element in my pants belt." I push my hair back as it's currently now blowing in my face.

 

[Adachi]

:sy: Bad lazy Alternative!
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"Hm..." I contemplated Alternative's response. "So do you know Earth Rampart? If so, proceed to create one beneath us." I gestured at the ground.

 

[Alternative]

How does that make me bad, for learning something which I'm meant to be learning?

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"Ummmmmmm... no." I replied with a somewhat calm demeanor.

 

[Adachi]

"Alright," I sighed. "Proceed to create a Water clone then."
I gestured at the space next to Alternative. "Then dissolve it back into water and then use those masses of water to create four sharp projectiles. Aim these projectiles at my clone."
Following these words, I formed the Tiger handseal and created a single clone mid range from Alternative.