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Again I have time to write the story I find myself chuckling at when doing so! I hope you enjoyed the previous chapters, which I would have wanted to be longer than they were. Alas they are not, which is why I now will write a longer chapter than its predecessors!
As you know if you've read of this story before, it's about our beloved *cough* Caliburn *cough* and his moderate as well as administrative friends! Here is a small reminder of the last chapter as it were a while since I last wrote; "Caleyburn is introduced and he begins his journey towards Mugiwarui, whom is at home, sleeping."
Here again is a bit of info before you read, could improve your reading experience
Part 3~
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if you have yet to read them(the words are links~)~Again I have time to write the story I find myself chuckling at when doing so! I hope you enjoyed the previous chapters, which I would have wanted to be longer than they were. Alas they are not, which is why I now will write a longer chapter than its predecessors!
As you know if you've read of this story before, it's about our beloved *cough* Caliburn *cough* and his moderate as well as administrative friends! Here is a small reminder of the last chapter as it were a while since I last wrote; "Caleyburn is introduced and he begins his journey towards Mugiwarui, whom is at home, sleeping."
Here again is a bit of info before you read, could improve your reading experience
Part 3~
Our story resumes where we left off last time, in the house of the Mugiwaruis'.
~Love~
Caleyburn was slowly beginning to regain consciousness.
He had been lost to unconsciousness for no more than ten minutes, a minuscule amount of time when comparing to the time he gets lost when going somewhere, as a result of his bad.. No, worse than bad sense of direction. Confused, Caleyburn slowly awoke to the arguing about what to do with the weird rapist, whom, from what he could hear, had tried sneaking into the bed with the rest of the family. "What a horrible rapist!" is what went through Caleyburn's mind, oblivious to the fact that he was the one who had done that, for he thought what he did was a perfectly normal way of getting in touch with his clients, close and personal. It was in fact wrong. He had read this in a book on advanced psychology(the same as Yamagochi had read), but he remembered the correct sentence wrongly, which of course had been the cause of many arrests and mishaps.
He was notoriously known down the police station as "The boy who is here too often for trespassing, yet a very kind and dutiful boy".
Caleyburn awoke only to realize that he could not see, which resulted in a gasp loud enough for the Mugiwaruis to hear. All went quiet. . .
~Love~
Caleyburn was slowly beginning to regain consciousness.
He had been lost to unconsciousness for no more than ten minutes, a minuscule amount of time when comparing to the time he gets lost when going somewhere, as a result of his bad.. No, worse than bad sense of direction. Confused, Caleyburn slowly awoke to the arguing about what to do with the weird rapist, whom, from what he could hear, had tried sneaking into the bed with the rest of the family. "What a horrible rapist!" is what went through Caleyburn's mind, oblivious to the fact that he was the one who had done that, for he thought what he did was a perfectly normal way of getting in touch with his clients, close and personal. It was in fact wrong. He had read this in a book on advanced psychology(the same as Yamagochi had read), but he remembered the correct sentence wrongly, which of course had been the cause of many arrests and mishaps.
He was notoriously known down the police station as "The boy who is here too often for trespassing, yet a very kind and dutiful boy".
Caleyburn awoke only to realize that he could not see, which resulted in a gasp loud enough for the Mugiwaruis to hear. All went quiet. . .
Mother: I hear you're finally conscious you brat!
*Slap!*
Caleyburn felt as his left cheek started burning in pain and he twisted and tossed on the chair he had noticed he was tied to.
Mother: Hahahaha! It's useless fool! We have you tied to a chair, and we've blindfolded you as well! It was a stupid mistake when you thought of creeping up into our bed!!
*Slap!*
Another slap struck Caleyburn's left cheek. He soon heard though, how the other family members tried to restrain the excessively violent mother.
*Slap!*
Another slap struck Caleyburn's left cheek. He soon heard though, how the other family members tried to restrain the excessively violent mother.
Father: Calm down woman!
Mother: No! Let me at him! I'll break his bones in the cage! LET. ME. GO!
From what Caleyburn could hear, it was an intense struggle, with vases and furnishing breaking.
*Slap*
Father: I SAID CALM DOWN WOMAN!!
Caleyburn had jumped at the sound, expecting pain in one of his cheeks, but soon he understood that it was the Mother whom had received it this time, and as he presumed, it proved to be:
Mother: Y-You slapped me..
Father: Well you wouldn't calm down!
The silence was profound, but the mother soon spoke again in a most unexpected manner.
Mother: I love it when you're rough with me darling
<3Caleyburn, new to this weird reaction, popped another one*.
Father: Oh for the love of! Not in front of our gues- . .
The Father had begun said but not finished.
A silence settled, and it was awkward.
A silence settled, and it was awkward.
Mother: YOU PERVERT!! *Slap* You popped another boner?!!
Caleyburn felt the slap and almost fainted, but remained conscious and spoke for the first time since regaining consciousness:
Caleyburn: W-Wait! I don't understand all this! Why am I tied to a chair? And where is the pervert?!!
Caleyburn started panicking and turned his head left and right so as to hear better.
Mother: You're the pervert! Yo-
Father: Now, don't go of slapping him again.
Interrupted the Father, and ignoring the boner, he continued:
Father: We don't know for sure what intentions he had sneaking into our bedroom.
Mother: Bu-
The Father held up a majestic hand, which Caleyburn couldn't see.
Father: So, what were you doing in our bedroom, in our house, young man?
Caleyburn gathered his thoughts and answered:
Caleyburn: I was walkin' down tha street when I saw yo house~,
couldn't think of anything other than chuggin' a mouse~
. . . This time the silence was one of pure confusion, however it was not inexplicable. It is so that, when Caleyburn meets people, for he doesn't do so very often, he gets nervous, especially if they're adults. And when he's nervous, he raps.
Caleyburn turned his head again, waiting for a response, but the Mugiwaruis remained silent. Gettin more nervous, he continued:
Caleyburn: Climbin' up yo wall~,
and hittin' my balls~,
I climb and hope I don't fall on any of y'all~
Still no response:
Caleyburn: I stepped into you room~,
tryin' to find my broom~,
I couldn't find it soon~,
so I entered another ro-
A soft yellowish light sought its way into Caleyburn's eyes as the blindfold were being removed.
He saw the three people standing there, the Mother and Father with blank expressions, Mugiwarui with tears streaming down his face.
It was the Father whom had removed the blindfold, Caleyburn could see:
He saw the three people standing there, the Mother and Father with blank expressions, Mugiwarui with tears streaming down his face.
It was the Father whom had removed the blindfold, Caleyburn could see:
*SLAP!*
The motion he had seen, but Caleyburn could do little to stop the slap from hitting his face.
Caleyburn: Ouch! What are you doing??!
The Father looked at Mother and she nodded.
*SLAP!* *SLAP!* *SLAP!* *SLA-
Mugiwarui: No! Stop it! He was just rapping!!
Mugiwarui pulled his Father back from Caleyburn and stood in front of him, arms held out, hindering his Father from getting close to Caleyburn. Caleyburn started crying as well, and the two boys cried in unison.
The Mother and Father soon also started crying, seeing how noble their son had been, defending even the lowest of scum.
The Mother and Father soon also started crying, seeing how noble their son had been, defending even the lowest of scum.
Mother/Father: Son!
Forgetting about Caleyburn, the family stood embracing each other, crying.
Caleyburn: U-Uhm.. Excuse m-me, could anyone explain what's going on?
The Mugiwaruis turned and faced him, still teary-eyed, and the Father spoke:
Father: Oh. Of course. Sorry for hitting you so suddenly. I can't explain it other than that I was urged by my confusion to stop you from confusing us further.. I suppose.
Mugiwarui: Maybe you're a little confused Father, but I'm not! He was trying to explain himself with rap, it was beautiful!
Mother: That still doesn't explain why he is sitting there with a boner so shamelessly.. Hey boy! What's wrong with you? Why did you trespass into our home at night? You sure you ain't up to something??
Caleyburn did not understand the meaning behind the word 'boner' so he ignored it in the meanwhile, and answered, not nervous any longer:
Caleyburn: I'm sorry, I have business with Mugiwarui and him alone. As to what I'm intending with being here, I can only tell him, but I didn't intend to trespass or come of as suspicious.
Caleyburn said it with a determined face and looked at Mugiwarui, while smiling.
Father: That still doesn't explain the boner. Also, do you know this boy, son?
Mother and Father looked at their son who responded by shrugging and said:
Mugiwarui: I don't know him personally, but if he wants to talk with me, I don't mind. But I'm not sure about the boner though..
They looked at Caleyburn who sat there confused.
Caleyburn: What is it?
Mother: What's up with your boner?
Caleyburn: What's a boner?
The family looked at him in disbelief.
Mother: Your boner! Erection! Wood!
Caleyburn gasped
Caleyburn: Oh that! I don't know for sure, but the voice by the cottage where I live, says it has something to do with my not being around people very often.
This explanation left the family all the more confused.
Father: So you're saying that your erection has something to do with not being around people very often??
Father thought for a while. Then he realized it, as the biologist he was.
Father: I see! It must be because of the pheromones you never come in contact with very often!
Mother/Mugiwarui: What??
Father: Listen, humans don't go into 'heat' like other animals, at a specific time of the year. In contrast to most animals, humans are in heat most of the year, and since this boy isn't exposed to pheromones very often, the reaction when he is, is explosive!
Mother/Mugiwarui: :| :|
Caleyburn sat on the chair, not understanding what was being said, but only that he was now in the green, at least he thought so.
*SLAP!* *SLAP!* *SLAP!* *SLA-
Both Mother and Mugiwarui had begun to slap Caleyburn now.
Father: S-Stop dammit!! Enough with the slapping!
Father stopped the two from slapping Caleyburn, whom was now confused again.
Caleyburn: W-Why?
Mother/Mugiwarui: Because it's too messed up!!
They yelled together.
Father: Now, now. It's not as messed up at it seems, understand that he doesn't see people too often.
Father went to a locker and took out something, a spray can. He sprayed a little and turned to Caleyburn.
Father: Now, you said you had some business with our my son? I think you can take it in his room, but plug your nostrils with these first. I have sprayed them with a substance which will cleanse the air of pheromones. It'll work only if you have them in their right place.
Father handed Caleyburn two wads of cotton, which Caleyburn plugged his nose with, so as to filter the air of pheromones. They didn't alter his way of speaking much.
Mugiwarui: So I'm supposed to take this weirdo into my room? Alone??
Father and Mother looked at each other and then turned to their child, smiling.
Mother: I know he is out of this world, but business is business.
Mugiwarui watched them in disbelief, and them finally gave in.
Mugiwarui: Fine! I'll take him there, but if he does something, you better come rescue me!
Mother: I'll throw him for our dog to eat him if he does
Caleyburn looked at the Mother with big eyes of terror. It was true that she was the one who had thrown him before, through a wall, so he didn't think she was not able of this as well. The Mother smiled back at him, saying:
Mother: Have I made myself clear?
Caleyburn could hear as she cracked her knuckles, and could only nod, fearing for his life.
Mother: Good boy!
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Caleyburn had been untied and allowed to go with Mugiwarui to his room, although the Mother, whom had undone the ropes, did so while hurting him as much as possible. Caleyburn understood that this was her way of showing dominance, which he had done many times with boars and lions in the forest surrounding the valley in which he lived. Author's note; don't ask me how lions got into that forest, they just are there.
Mugiwarui had been uncomfortable with the fact that he would have to enter his room alone with Caleyburn. So he had called his best friend Scary Yamagochi and asked him to come over, under the pretense that they would be studying the videos Yamagochi had managed to film yesterday. Yamagochi, elated by the thought that his friend had finally seemed to gain interest in his own "hobby", had rushed over and they were now sitting in the room together.
Yamagochi gasped. He had not foreseen that the walls of Mugiwarui's room would be full of writings about Izuna 'rudeboy' Uchiwa, the writings said nothing kind thereof.
Mugiwarui had been uncomfortable with the fact that he would have to enter his room alone with Caleyburn. So he had called his best friend Scary Yamagochi and asked him to come over, under the pretense that they would be studying the videos Yamagochi had managed to film yesterday. Yamagochi, elated by the thought that his friend had finally seemed to gain interest in his own "hobby", had rushed over and they were now sitting in the room together.
Yamagochi gasped. He had not foreseen that the walls of Mugiwarui's room would be full of writings about Izuna 'rudeboy' Uchiwa, the writings said nothing kind thereof.
Yamagochi: Who's this?
Yamagochi asked Mugiwarui as he had looked around the room and found Caleyburn lying on the bed, reading a volume of the Naruto manga.
Mugiwarui: I-I talked with him before you arrived, and it seems he is that guy, Jigoku Shounen, that you were talking about at school, remember?
Yamagochi Looked in astonishment, then disappointment, as he saw nothing but a plain boy, weird as he was dressed in a Kimono, but no less disappointed.
He had expected someone cooler.
Yamagochi: This is the guy?
Yamagochi said as he started working with Mugiwarui's TV, connecting his camera so that they could watch the videos he had managed to get on it.
Mugiwarui: Yeah, I expected something cooler, but it seems this is the guy.
Yamagochi rose at once.
Yamagochi: What did you just say?
Mugiwarui: I expected someone cooler?
Yamagochi's eyes started gleaming as tears started pouring down his cheeks.
Yamagochi: That's exactly what I thought, just before I asked you.
Now Mugiwarui's eyes also started tearing up as he slowly realized how the two best friends had once again proven that they were similar in a way best friends were.
Mugiwarui: Yama-chi!!
Yamagochi: Mugi-tan!
The both boys embraced, Yamagochi managing to knock Mugiwarui unconscious as he unintentionally head-butted him, clumsy as he was.
Caleyburn watched them as various emotions welled up inside his body, "ah, how beautiful the friendship between humans is". Then he started to cry as well, as he realized he had no friends..
Yamagochi who had released Mugiwarui(whom fell to the floor) asked:
Caleyburn watched them as various emotions welled up inside his body, "ah, how beautiful the friendship between humans is". Then he started to cry as well, as he realized he had no friends..
Yamagochi who had released Mugiwarui(whom fell to the floor) asked:
Yamagochi: I see. You understand the beauty of our friendship as well! You're actually cooler than I thought!
Caleyburn cried to loud to hear him and Mugiwarui regained consciousness short thereafter and then begun as if nothing had happened..
Mugiwarui: So, the reason I called you over here was not only so we could watch that on your video camera, but also because I need your advice. (@Caleyburn) Tell him what you told me.
Caleyburn: Ok. I'm Jigoku Shounen, you have contacted me, so I offer to my services to you. Here is a doll, around it a red string. Pull the red string and your revenge will be extracted, by me. However, there is a price to pay. In order for me to show Izuna 'rudeboy' Uchiwa the hell he deserves, something is needed from the one who pulls the string.
Yamagochi: What's that?
Caleyburn: The one who pulls the string will have to say "I love you" to the person he or she loves.
To be continued~
Well, it didn't contain as much comedy as the previous chapters, but I feel as if it wasn't necessary in this chapter, things will take a turn in that direction next chapter anyway ;D
Thank you for reading!
Until next time!
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