UchihaBrat
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Before reading:
About:
So, many of you realize whom I'm trying to allude to, and can probably guess what NB member-names I will make a play on as the story progresses, by simply reading the name of the main character.
Yes the story will be a parody of sorts, but will still incorporate a certain amount of seriousness, which is why I ask of you not to expect laughter all the way, please. Also, the idea/concept of this story already exists, the original being 'Jigoku Shoujo(Hell Girl),' which is an anime series created by Aniplex and Studio Deen. It's not that well known, but still popular in a way with its somewhat original concept. I recommend you watch it if you like animes with themes such as revenge, injustice, hatred and the nature of humans. As this is a Fanfiction and a parody, I'm not insinuating anything about anyone and I'm not really using the real name of any real NB member, so hah!xd
Now for part 1~
About:
So, many of you realize whom I'm trying to allude to, and can probably guess what NB member-names I will make a play on as the story progresses, by simply reading the name of the main character.
Yes the story will be a parody of sorts, but will still incorporate a certain amount of seriousness, which is why I ask of you not to expect laughter all the way, please. Also, the idea/concept of this story already exists, the original being 'Jigoku Shoujo(Hell Girl),' which is an anime series created by Aniplex and Studio Deen. It's not that well known, but still popular in a way with its somewhat original concept. I recommend you watch it if you like animes with themes such as revenge, injustice, hatred and the nature of humans. As this is a Fanfiction and a parody, I'm not insinuating anything about anyone and I'm not really using the real name of any real NB member, so hah!xd
Now for part 1~
~Vindication~
Mugiwarui was furious! He couldn't believe how he had been received by his very moderate classmates! He needed to talk with his "friend", Scary Yamagochi!
Mugiwarui was running down the corridor towards where the girls' toilets were located. He was sure to find Yamagochi in one of the cubicles, peeking and recording girls from below the ledges of the cubicle walls with a video camera, as they did what was only normal, having drunk too much strawberry juice, and occasionally, eaten hot food.
He noticed how there were girls playing Mahjong nearby the toilets and couldn't stand to even think about the embarrassing rumors, which were sure to arise as they saw him dashing into the girls' toilet. So, devious as only Mugiwarui was, he decided that he should somehow make sure they wouldn't know what he planned on doing.
Mugiwarui: "Hey! I see you're playing chess, girls!"
He said as he stopped in front of the two girls, startled, but nonetheless uninterested in Mugiwarui in a very obvious way as they were only startled mentally and didn't show any outer signs of having been surprised at his sudden arrival.Turning around slowly, girl#1 said.
Girl#1, sitting on the left side of the board which was placed alongside the wall:Did you just say CHESS??
Mugiwarui, clearly confused by the question posed, stood there in silence as girl#2 continued.
Girl#2: Yeah, he doesn't even know about Mahjong!! Hahaha!..
Said girl#2 to girl#1 as they both laughed loudly at his ignorance, in an attempt to make a fool out of Mugiwarui, whom had clearly gotten it all wrong. But what the two girls managed to bring about was not anger and embarrassment in the boy standing next to them.
Suddenly! Mugiwarui punched the girl at his right hand, right in her face, knocking her unconscious out of her chair as well as some teeth out of her mouth.
The other girl, dumbstruck by what had taken place in clear view of her eyes, had no time to counter the bloodthirsty German Supplex(wrestling move) Mugiwarui bestowed upon this poor girl.
Having cleared the girls out of the way, Mugiwarui entered the toilet without any witnesses. . . . He heard someone breathing in one of the cubicles and knew instantly whom it was, judging by the character of the breathing. So as not to reveal himself, he fearlessly entered the cubicle furthest away from the one his friend was hiding in. Mugiwarui had entered girl toilets before and had become some sort of trained professional handling such situations.
He heard a light sigh from his friend, whom was now creeping from cubicle to cubicle, closer and closer to the one in which Mugiwarui was presently sitting in. There were some moans and groans as his friend clumsily made his way to the cubicle next to Mugiwarui's. Mugiwarui could hear as his friend fell once from the top ledge of a cubicle and hit his head on one of the marble toilets, but luckily escaped with a minor concussion. Falling down the same way the remaining cubicles, attracting more damage to his head in form of a series of concussions, Yamagochi finally made it to the destination he had set out for, bleeding.
He breathed more heavily than he ever had before in his life, but it was not out of exhaustion and pain, it was because he liked the challenge it provided by having to work extra hard for his rewards, hence it was the heavy breathing of a hard working pervert. He readied the camera.
In the meanwhile, through worry about his friend's health, seeing a puddle of blood expanding from beneath the wall, Mugiwarui had managed to download an application from Itunas app store called 'farting machine', which he planned on using in his disguise. Mugiwarui started the app, looping a sequence, while he waited patiently for his friend to realize it wasn't the farts of a girl.
Yamagochi: Aaahww yeeeaaAAaaahh~<3 That's it baby, nice and slow~<3 Aaaahhww! Put that Rectum to work! But don't control it! Let it work as it is biologically designed for!<3 Oh my God I love it! awl#&"!&<3!
Now, one would expect Yamagochi's friend to interrupt this embarrassing act, but Mugiwarui could not bring himself to stop his friend, he was far too kind. And let us not forget to mention that in the name of passion, he couldn't not deprive his friend of satisfying his needs!
As the lewd ceremony continued:
Yamagochi: Haaaaaa~!<3 Haaaaaaa~!<3 I'm going to use this as reference material for my research!
Yamagochi had been looking through a display fixed on his video camera and hadn't been able to see much through his moans, and had now decided that he must preserve this first-handedly. So he peeked from down under the cubicle ledge for the sake of science, which he would've said it was for, so as to fool the faculty.
Yamagochi: Ooooh! Here it comes! First the socks<3 So white and innocent! Then the legs<3 so hairy! Just how I like it!<3 Then th-. . . HAIRY?!!
Yamagochi immediately jumps up to the top ledge of the cubicle wall, so as to get a better comprehension of what IS on the other side. Finding only his dear friend smiling at him, whilst shedding tears for having ended his friend's pleasure so early. If only Mugiwarui had shaved his legs beforehand! Then Yamagochi would have been able to enjoy himself for a bit longer, even if it just meant for a second longer!
Yamagochi retorted to his friend's smile with hearty laughter and tears, only proving the deep yet twisted bond between the two as friends and as men of passion as well as law breakers! Yamagochi struggled over this last wall between him and his friends, falling and hitting his head on Mugiwarui's. Laughing it off, they hugged, Mugiwarui with his pants down and actually taking a sh*t now, and Yamagochi bleeding profusely from a newly procured injury on his forehead.
As Yamagochi, who was about to tell his friend of the mistake he had made, walking into the wrong rest room, noticed that the tears had yet to stop trickling down on Mugiwarui's
face, smeared with Yamagochi's blood.
Yamagochi: W-What's wrong? Did it hurt when we banged our heads??
Mugiwarui: N-No.. It's just that..
Mugiwarui hesitated.
Yamagochi: P-Please tell me!
Yamagochi blurted out, using what he called 'advanced psychology,' which, according to him, dictated that "If you want to hear the answer, ask nicely by adding a 'please' to your sentence." How very clever.
Mugiwarui, who felt reassured by the 'please,' started spouting bullsh*t about power rangers and a hippie becoming the next president, until he arrived to what he really wanted said. His friend, making a very confused face, wondered whether his psychology may have worked a bit too well. Mugiwarui continued.
Mugiwarui: Thing is.. About an hour ago I suggested that we redecorate our classroom, NB, with a hello-kitty motif, renaming our classroom KittyBase.. This was during class and I thought it was a really good idea, I still do!.. B-But Izuna 'rudeboy' Uchiwa called it stupid! Then everyone laughed and I was so embarrassed! I just want to strangle him to death!!
These shocking news rendered Yamagochi speechless! Still he knew that he needed to comfort his friend and find him a way to resolve the situation, gaining his friend's reputation back to being the most intelligent guy in school, which he had actually been considered as by his peers before this tragedy!
Thinking to himself, repeating 'revenge' in his mind's voice, he realized that word about his friend's suggestion and embarrassment would spread quickly to all of school, if it hadn't already. Knowing this, he easily concluded the impossibility of any restoration whatsoever of his beloved Mugiwarui's rep+.
Yamagochi then remembered the teachings of the female principal, Rey, whom had said something about 'Jigoku something', when she had caught him peeking and was giving him a well deserved beating. He tried hard to recall her exact words, amidst the memories of her rapid-fire punches, as Mugiwarui wiped his tears, unbeknownst to him because of his sobbing, with the paper he had used for wiping his *ss with previously.
Aha! 'Jigoku shounen(hell boy)!' That's what she had said and that was their way of extracting revenge on Izuna 'rudeboy' Uchiwa!
Yamagochi: Mugiwarui! I know how to get revenge on that scallywag! It's Jigoku shounen! . . . You have sh*t on your face!!
Mugiwarui: J-Jigoku.. Shounen? Sh*t??
Yamagochi: Yes! You enter this fishy website on the net at midnight, no earlier, no later, and write the name of the person who you want to take your revenge on! You only have to write it and then it's over! They do all the work for you!
And so, baffled by this opportunity, thinking, mistakenly, that it was his only chance of vindication, Mugiwarui went back to school later that night, broke a window and got in, accessed a computer at midnight.. and typed the name of Izuna 'rudeboy' Uchiwa, wondering what would be done to him.
At the same time the request had been made, Caleyburn, kneeling in a shallow part of a river, winding it's way around the little cottage he called home, was peeing in the water with a determined face, stark naked.
From the porch:
Grandma Lawless: I have prepared the Nagajuban for you..
Mugiwarui was running down the corridor towards where the girls' toilets were located. He was sure to find Yamagochi in one of the cubicles, peeking and recording girls from below the ledges of the cubicle walls with a video camera, as they did what was only normal, having drunk too much strawberry juice, and occasionally, eaten hot food.
He noticed how there were girls playing Mahjong nearby the toilets and couldn't stand to even think about the embarrassing rumors, which were sure to arise as they saw him dashing into the girls' toilet. So, devious as only Mugiwarui was, he decided that he should somehow make sure they wouldn't know what he planned on doing.
Mugiwarui: "Hey! I see you're playing chess, girls!"
He said as he stopped in front of the two girls, startled, but nonetheless uninterested in Mugiwarui in a very obvious way as they were only startled mentally and didn't show any outer signs of having been surprised at his sudden arrival.Turning around slowly, girl#1 said.
Girl#1, sitting on the left side of the board which was placed alongside the wall:Did you just say CHESS??
Mugiwarui, clearly confused by the question posed, stood there in silence as girl#2 continued.
Girl#2: Yeah, he doesn't even know about Mahjong!! Hahaha!..
Said girl#2 to girl#1 as they both laughed loudly at his ignorance, in an attempt to make a fool out of Mugiwarui, whom had clearly gotten it all wrong. But what the two girls managed to bring about was not anger and embarrassment in the boy standing next to them.
Suddenly! Mugiwarui punched the girl at his right hand, right in her face, knocking her unconscious out of her chair as well as some teeth out of her mouth.
The other girl, dumbstruck by what had taken place in clear view of her eyes, had no time to counter the bloodthirsty German Supplex(wrestling move) Mugiwarui bestowed upon this poor girl.
Having cleared the girls out of the way, Mugiwarui entered the toilet without any witnesses. . . . He heard someone breathing in one of the cubicles and knew instantly whom it was, judging by the character of the breathing. So as not to reveal himself, he fearlessly entered the cubicle furthest away from the one his friend was hiding in. Mugiwarui had entered girl toilets before and had become some sort of trained professional handling such situations.
He heard a light sigh from his friend, whom was now creeping from cubicle to cubicle, closer and closer to the one in which Mugiwarui was presently sitting in. There were some moans and groans as his friend clumsily made his way to the cubicle next to Mugiwarui's. Mugiwarui could hear as his friend fell once from the top ledge of a cubicle and hit his head on one of the marble toilets, but luckily escaped with a minor concussion. Falling down the same way the remaining cubicles, attracting more damage to his head in form of a series of concussions, Yamagochi finally made it to the destination he had set out for, bleeding.
He breathed more heavily than he ever had before in his life, but it was not out of exhaustion and pain, it was because he liked the challenge it provided by having to work extra hard for his rewards, hence it was the heavy breathing of a hard working pervert. He readied the camera.
In the meanwhile, through worry about his friend's health, seeing a puddle of blood expanding from beneath the wall, Mugiwarui had managed to download an application from Itunas app store called 'farting machine', which he planned on using in his disguise. Mugiwarui started the app, looping a sequence, while he waited patiently for his friend to realize it wasn't the farts of a girl.
Yamagochi: Aaahww yeeeaaAAaaahh~<3 That's it baby, nice and slow~<3 Aaaahhww! Put that Rectum to work! But don't control it! Let it work as it is biologically designed for!<3 Oh my God I love it! awl#&"!&<3!
Now, one would expect Yamagochi's friend to interrupt this embarrassing act, but Mugiwarui could not bring himself to stop his friend, he was far too kind. And let us not forget to mention that in the name of passion, he couldn't not deprive his friend of satisfying his needs!
As the lewd ceremony continued:
Yamagochi: Haaaaaa~!<3 Haaaaaaa~!<3 I'm going to use this as reference material for my research!
Yamagochi had been looking through a display fixed on his video camera and hadn't been able to see much through his moans, and had now decided that he must preserve this first-handedly. So he peeked from down under the cubicle ledge for the sake of science, which he would've said it was for, so as to fool the faculty.
Yamagochi: Ooooh! Here it comes! First the socks<3 So white and innocent! Then the legs<3 so hairy! Just how I like it!<3 Then th-. . . HAIRY?!!
Yamagochi immediately jumps up to the top ledge of the cubicle wall, so as to get a better comprehension of what IS on the other side. Finding only his dear friend smiling at him, whilst shedding tears for having ended his friend's pleasure so early. If only Mugiwarui had shaved his legs beforehand! Then Yamagochi would have been able to enjoy himself for a bit longer, even if it just meant for a second longer!
Yamagochi retorted to his friend's smile with hearty laughter and tears, only proving the deep yet twisted bond between the two as friends and as men of passion as well as law breakers! Yamagochi struggled over this last wall between him and his friends, falling and hitting his head on Mugiwarui's. Laughing it off, they hugged, Mugiwarui with his pants down and actually taking a sh*t now, and Yamagochi bleeding profusely from a newly procured injury on his forehead.
As Yamagochi, who was about to tell his friend of the mistake he had made, walking into the wrong rest room, noticed that the tears had yet to stop trickling down on Mugiwarui's
face, smeared with Yamagochi's blood.
Yamagochi: W-What's wrong? Did it hurt when we banged our heads??
Mugiwarui: N-No.. It's just that..
Mugiwarui hesitated.
Yamagochi: P-Please tell me!
Yamagochi blurted out, using what he called 'advanced psychology,' which, according to him, dictated that "If you want to hear the answer, ask nicely by adding a 'please' to your sentence." How very clever.
Mugiwarui, who felt reassured by the 'please,' started spouting bullsh*t about power rangers and a hippie becoming the next president, until he arrived to what he really wanted said. His friend, making a very confused face, wondered whether his psychology may have worked a bit too well. Mugiwarui continued.
Mugiwarui: Thing is.. About an hour ago I suggested that we redecorate our classroom, NB, with a hello-kitty motif, renaming our classroom KittyBase.. This was during class and I thought it was a really good idea, I still do!.. B-But Izuna 'rudeboy' Uchiwa called it stupid! Then everyone laughed and I was so embarrassed! I just want to strangle him to death!!
These shocking news rendered Yamagochi speechless! Still he knew that he needed to comfort his friend and find him a way to resolve the situation, gaining his friend's reputation back to being the most intelligent guy in school, which he had actually been considered as by his peers before this tragedy!
Thinking to himself, repeating 'revenge' in his mind's voice, he realized that word about his friend's suggestion and embarrassment would spread quickly to all of school, if it hadn't already. Knowing this, he easily concluded the impossibility of any restoration whatsoever of his beloved Mugiwarui's rep+.
Yamagochi then remembered the teachings of the female principal, Rey, whom had said something about 'Jigoku something', when she had caught him peeking and was giving him a well deserved beating. He tried hard to recall her exact words, amidst the memories of her rapid-fire punches, as Mugiwarui wiped his tears, unbeknownst to him because of his sobbing, with the paper he had used for wiping his *ss with previously.
Aha! 'Jigoku shounen(hell boy)!' That's what she had said and that was their way of extracting revenge on Izuna 'rudeboy' Uchiwa!
Yamagochi: Mugiwarui! I know how to get revenge on that scallywag! It's Jigoku shounen! . . . You have sh*t on your face!!
Mugiwarui: J-Jigoku.. Shounen? Sh*t??
Yamagochi: Yes! You enter this fishy website on the net at midnight, no earlier, no later, and write the name of the person who you want to take your revenge on! You only have to write it and then it's over! They do all the work for you!
And so, baffled by this opportunity, thinking, mistakenly, that it was his only chance of vindication, Mugiwarui went back to school later that night, broke a window and got in, accessed a computer at midnight.. and typed the name of Izuna 'rudeboy' Uchiwa, wondering what would be done to him.
At the same time the request had been made, Caleyburn, kneeling in a shallow part of a river, winding it's way around the little cottage he called home, was peeing in the water with a determined face, stark naked.
From the porch:
Grandma Lawless: I have prepared the Nagajuban for you..
End of part 1: ~Vindication~
Hope you enjoyed it and post about what you think and whether you want me to continue the story or not! Thanks in advance~ (noticed that I misspelled 'shonen' in the thread title xd, should've been 'shounen'.. Meh~)
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