Jesus in naruto world

[AireonXXX]

Jesus could walk on water and turn water into wine, So im guessing his element would be water, so he could use some other water based jutsu's,

He also has the ability to heal even the gravest of injuries so he would be at least a jounin medical ninja, he also has the ability to come back from the dead which actually might make him kage level.

He also is has a beard which is cool, he also gets followed by the deciples that are all chunin ninja who follow his way, like this they create a new clan

What do you guys think?? ( This is a joke btw)

 

[soulless uchiha]

everyone in naruto can walk on water, so by that logic, everyone is jesus?

 

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[Unorthodox]

ryte lol dumb thread

 

[Narutohokage7]

everyone in naruto can walk on water, so by that logic, everyone is jesus?

LOL! i read his thread thinking dafuq and then i saw your comment peed myself laughing its so true

 

[Ryuu..]

TBH i'm struggling to see the point of this thread. It's just going to end with someone making a disrespectful comment of some sort.

 

[Nathan]

everyone in naruto can walk on water, so by that logic, everyone is jesus?

Highlight of this thread.

 

[Unorthodox]

TBH i'm struggling to see the point of this thread. It's just going to end with someone making a disrespectful comment of some sort.

i already made it

 

[Prince of Persia TTT]

everyone in naruto can walk on water, so by that logic, everyone is jesus?

You are on the right track xd

 

[tacobelt]

well he was a carpenter so he should have Wood Release.

 

[Rasenloki]

jesus vs the first would be a epic match up

 

[Ghostofthewind]

Jesus rose others from the dead. That's a path right? He could manifest food, see into the future, walk through walls, heal the sick, and cast out demons. He also calmed a storm.

I'm gonna say Jesus has:
Sage mode
Yin Yang release
Yin Release
Water style
Human path
Naraka Path
Other Path
Lightning style
Wind style
Storm Release

He wouldn't fight though, He's a pacifist.

 

[soulless uchiha]

Jesus rose others from the dead. That's a path right? He could manifest food, see into the future, walk through walls, heal the sick, and cast out demons.

I'm gonna say Jesus has:
Sage mode
Yin Yang release
Yin Release
Water style
Human path
Naraka Path
Other Path
and Lightning style (just because)

lol nice!

 

[tacobelt]

and whats his fighting tool? The Cro.. ok someone somewhere will be offended if i said it.

 

[Deadai]

well he was a carpenter so he should have Wood Release.

naw Jesus isnt good enough to have wood release I would think he would be more of a chunnin medic but perhaps a johnin medic

 

[Ghostofthewind]

lol nice!

Thanks!

Not to mention Jesus is God in the flesh (if you believe that), so Jesus could kill everyone and wipe out existence.

Also, during the end of the world Jesus is supposed to destroy armies by speaking and seal away the devil. Super over powered wind release+Yin release? Sealing Techniques?

 

[shanee]

Jesus rose others from the dead. That's a path right? He could manifest food, see into the future, walk through walls, heal the sick, and cast out demons. He also calmed a storm.

I'm gonna say Jesus has:
Sage mode
Yin Yang release
Yin Release
Water style
Human path
Naraka Path
Other Path
Lightning style
Wind style
Storm Release

He wouldn't fight though, He's a pacifist.

hahaha this ^^ +rep

 

[Sahin]

So sad, if this disrespectfull mockery was about someones mother, hell would go lose. But about a holy person, its okey. Sad, nothing else/worth to say.

 

[Lorizle]

Jesus could walk on water and turn water into wine, So im guessing his element would be water, so he could use some other water based jutsu's,

He also has the ability to heal even the gravest of injuries so he would be at least a jounin medical ninja, he also has the ability to come back from the dead which actually might make him kage level.

He also is has a beard which is cool, he also gets followed by the deciples that are all chunin ninja who follow his way, like this they create a new clan

What do you guys think?? ( This is a joke btw)

If Jesus was in this anime he would be the only character ranked as - undisputedly more powerful than the Sage of Six Paths! He is God in the flesh. There is nothing that he couldn't do. You named a few things in your list of what he could do, let me extend it:

-He calmed the storm at sea by telling it to stop (control over wind)
-He said that a *certain* fig tree would wither and die (control over plants)
-He raised Lazarus from the dead (better than Edo Tensie lol)
-He made a little food feed 5000 (he can make a small amount of anything do a grate amount)
-He cast demons out of people (Bijuus' anybody?)

If Jesus was in this anime as a character he wouldn't even have to fight because his deciples were more like "Sage of Six Paths" in comparison to the other characters. He even said to them that "greater things that what he has done they can do also" :scorps:

 

[soulless uchiha]

Er... wasn't Jesus a pacifist? He wouldn't be a ninja :|

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