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In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the Jacks, who investigate crime; and the Spicers, who also investigate crimes. These are their stories of investigating crimes.
Waking up in an undisclosed location....
Jack: Wha? Where am I? This isn't funny Wuya!
Silence.
Jack: Wuys?
More silence.
Jack: Geoff? Gavin? Brownman Ray?
Even more silence.
Jack: Omi? Kimiko? You guys joshin good ol Jacko?
Even more more silence.
Jack: Chase? Catnappe? Anybody? Help?
And even more silence.
Jack: I'm upside down! All the blood is rushing to my head! That's not safe!
A dark shadow approaches Jack.
Name undisclosed for surprise purposes: Shut up.
Jack: You! First you steal the tower and now me! How'd you get me here anyways?
Name undisclosed for surprise purposes: You sleep walk. It wasn't hard. I really want to know something. How did you know it was me?
Jack: I knew right when Geoff mentioned the hairbow. I'm a huge TyZula fan. Number one fan actually. Check my wristbands.
Jack shows off his wristbands.
Jack: See? It wasn't hard to put two and two together, Millie!
Millie, name now disclosed because we know who it is: I don't want to do this, but since you'd tell dad, I have too.
Jack: Atleast tell me why! Why take the tower?
Millie: It doesn't matter. Not anymore.
Millie lit a match.
Jack: What's up with the match? Fire burns. A lot!
Millie: Sorry weird emo kid.
Millie lit the gasoline on the floor.
Millie: When the rope weakens, you'll fall. Any last words?
Jack: How strong is the rope?
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At Geoff's monolith......and at the dinner table....
Geoff: Griffon, I told you, Millie is out playing Minecraft over at Peter's house. Tony and Steve will be watching them. I think Gwen and Wade might even be there too. You know how they love slumber parties.
Griffon: I know, but Millie has been so weird lately. I don't even know why.
Gavin: She's a total minge, I know.
Griffon: Gavin!
Gavin: Oh? Griffon? Hold on Michael, Griffon wants me. Yeah?
Griffon: Oh, nothing! You're on the phone to Michael. My bad.
Gavin: Yeah! Anyways, Michael, as I was saying, Millie is a total minge. She stole Jack's chocolate milk. Who does that?
Griffon: Geoff! He's talking about our daughter.
Geoff: He's not wrong. Millie is totally minging it up.
Griffon: What does that even mean?
Geoff: It's when-
Wuya runs in
Wuya: Sorry to run in, but Jack's missing!
Gavin: Wuya! I'll help you!
Michael, from the phone: GAVIN, I'M STILL ON THE PHONE.
Gavin: Oh, hold on a second love. Michael, screw off. Okay love, Gav is back and ready to save your world.
Griffon: He's very good.
Geoff: One of the reasons I hired him.
Gavin: Let's go find Jack guys!
Griffon: Who?
Geoff: Some cool investigator.
Gavin: He's top.
Ray walks in.
Ray: Sorry to barge in. Jack's house is on fire and it's really making my dirt start to sink in. It's sort of bumming me out.
Gavin: Ray! We gotta save Jack!
Ray: X-Ray and Vav?
Gavin: X-RAY AND VAV!
Wuya: Can we please go and save Jack now?
Gavin: Let's go lads!
Everyone leaves, but Geoff and Griffon.
Griffon: Shouldn't you go help, Mr. Mayor?
Geoff: Nah, they got it handled. Want some burban?
Griffon: This is why I love you.
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On the road to Jack P's house.......
Michael joins the crew.
Michael: I'm here! I saw the fire! I knew something was up!
Ray: A real Sherlock Holmes here.
Gavin: I wonder, why did Jack go off and build another house for anyways?
Ray: Something about how we're getting a new resident in Achievement City.
Gavin: What's his or her name?
Ray: Bruce Wayne.
Gavin: Sounds like a stupid name. Probably a total knob.
Michael: Is anyone paying attention to the burning house that may possibly have our new friend Jack in it?
Ray: Jack'll be okay. X-Ray and Vav got this.
Gavin: That we do Ray, that we do.
Wuya: Here we are. I'm going in.
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In the house.......
Jack: Can't you leave? I get shy when I'm about to get roasted alive!
Millie: Dad will see me leave! I can't leave until I know your dead anyways.
Jack: Why are you so evil?!
Millie: I'm not evil!
Jack: Really? Great! Help me down?
Millie: I'm just sad.
Jack: What're you sad about?
Millie: Wouldn't you like to know?
Jack: I'm about to go face first into fire, so I mean, why not?
Millie: It's about the tower. I'm just-
Wuya barges in.
Wuya: Jack!
Gavin, Ray, and Michael now enter.
Michael: X-Ray and Vav huh? You guys waited until she went in first!
Ray: Gotta play it safe.
Gavin: I wasn't listening at the moment!
Jack: Wuya!
Wuya: Why is this little kid here?
Jack: She wants to kill me.
The return of silence.
Jack: Oh, she's the tower thief! That's something you should also be informed of!
Geoff and Griffon, accompanied by Jack P, Ryan, and Caleb.
Jack P: What is going on in my house?
Geoff: Millie! What are you doing?
Millie: I....I......I'm jealous! All I want is to play the Let's Plays and compete for the tower with you Dad!
Geoff: Why didn't you just ask?
Millie: You were busy fonduing with mom!
Jack: What does making cheese have to do with any of this? A little footnote, I'm still hanging above fire!
Geoff: Honey, you can ask us anytime.
Griffon: Not when we're....you know...
Geoff: Wait until we finish, sweetie.
Griffon: Better.
Millie: Would you have said yes?
Geoff: Of course.
Millie begins to cry.
Millie: I love you Dad.
Millie hugs Geoff.
Ray: Hallmark moment, but somebody help me get Jack down.
Jack: The rope is breaking!
Wuya: Jack!
Gavin: Somebody save him!
Ryan pushes Caleb down and Jack falls onto Caleb's back.
Jack: Whew, I'm okay!
Gavin: Jesus! Want an aggressive response Ryan!
Ray: Yeah, never ask him to help again.
Ryan: What? As if anyone is really sad about this? Jack's okay now!
Jack: I'm okay!
Ryan: See?
Jack P: My house.....
Michael: Sucks to be you Jack!
Ray: Yeah, off to build another house I presume?
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At the gate of the city......
Ryan: Yeah, somebody drew things on my pet sheep.
Ray: Yolo amiright?
Michael: Who fucking cares about a sheep?
Jack P: Anybody know what is Caleb's condition?
Michael: Who fucking cares about Caleb?
Gavin: Guys, be quiet! They're coming!
Wuya, Jack, Geoff, Griffon, and Millie come walking towards them.
Geoff: Thanks for helping out guys.
Gavin: You guys ever find out where the tower was?
Geoff: Millie hid it on the Wipeout course.
Ray: You go cakeless?
Millie: Yeah.
Ray: You've redeemed yourself.
Jack: Yeah, nearly killing me is now all in the past.
Millie: I said I was sorry.
Wuya: Jack, leave the child alone. We need to get going. Thanks for the the hospitality everyone.
Gavin: I knew this day would come. Quick kiss for Gavi?
Wuya: No.
Gavin: Can I kiss your hand?
Wuya: Fine.
Gavin makes out with her hand.
Wuya: My hand is soaked.
Gavin winks
Gavin: Always wet when you're around me, aren't you love?
Ray: Jack, here's a gift from Achievement City.
Geoff: Give me that. I'm the mayor. I give gifts.
Ray: Sure thing boss.
Geoff grabs the gift and hands it to Jack
Jack: Chocolate milk? You guys!
Ray: Jokes on you Geoff, here's the real gift.
Ray hands Jack a mini tower of pimps with a small Jack standing at the top.
Jack: AAAAAAHHHH! This is AMAZING! WUYA, LOOK!
Wuya: I see.
Gavin: We didn't forget you love.
Gavin hands her one with her and him on it.
Wuya: I can't control my excitement.......
Geoff: I can't thank you guys enough. Please be sure to come back and ride the rides!
Wuya: Don't encourage him.
Jack: See you guys later! Thanks for the gifts!
They crew waves good bye and Gavin blows kisses at Wuya.
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On the train home.....
Wuya: Gavin was really hitting on me. Way to be a boyfriend Jack.
Jack: What? He was?
Wuya: You didn't notice?
Jack: Nope!
Wuya: You really are special.
This is the conclusion for The Miss Tower. What will be the next crazy event the duo find themselves in?
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