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In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the Jacks, who investigate crime; and the Spicers, who also investigate crimes. These are their stories of investigating crimes.
Wuya: The tower was at your house and it seems, from my understanding, that you and the rest of your friends compete for this tower weekly. You call it a "Let's play."Correct?
Michael: Yeah, in addition to all sorts of other things, competing for the tower is one of the city's weekly events.
Wuya: What other events do you do here?
Michael: I hang out with Courtney, do some Rage Quits, sometimes with Gavin, and I do some factiods with Ray.
Wuya: Who is Courtney? What is a Rage Quit? Explain your relationship with Gavin, and describe these factiods you deliver.
Michael: Jesus, did you breath when saying all that?
Wuya: No.
Michael: What was the first question?
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At the bar...
Jack: I want a milk......chocolate.
Bartender: Sure thing, Marty McFly.
Gavin: Who is Martin McFly?
Ray: Back to the Future?
Gavin: I have yet to go the the future Ray. I'm currently trying to learn about this Martin.
Geoff: Hey, our ice cream is here. Sweet!
Jack grabs the chocolate milk in a huge mug.
Jack: Got my milk! Woohoo baby!
The guys take a sit.
Geoff: So, any hints about who stole our tower?
Jack: Unless the Jack, Ryan, and Caleb you talked about earlier wear hairbows and like ice cream, I'm not sure I have any leads.
Gavin: Caleb might wear a hairbow.
Ray: He doesn't like ice cream.
Geoff: Yeah, that asshole.
A little girl runs up to Geoff.
Millie: Who's a butt?
Geoff: Caleb.
Millie: He's a big butt!
Jack: Who's the kid?
Geoff: This is Millie, my daughter.
Millie: Who's the weird man in an emo jacket?
Jack: It's not an emo jacket! It's leather and it's black because it makes me look cool! Right guys?
Gavin: Sure.
Ray: Seto Kaiba would be proud.
Geoff: You look as cool as dicks, Jacko.
Jack: Thank you!
Jack's inner thoughts: He called me Jacko! <3!
Millie: Dad, you and your friends have such stupid tastes.
Geoff: Yeah, well, your hair looks stupid without your TyZula hairbow. Hey, where is your hairbow? Mommy got you that for your birthday.
Millie: I lost it.
Millie began to cry.
Geoff: Hey, hey, want some chocolate milk?
Millie: Yes...
Ray: Bartender, hook a brother up! Some of that dark mooo mooo juice.
Bartender: Gave the last one to the weird albino kid.
Jack: I resent that statement! And I'm tanning! Sort of.....Sun causes cancer. It's not my fault! I'm not afraid. I just...I'm not weird!
Millie: Mister, can I have your chocolate milk?
Jack: What? No!
Millie stepped on Jack's foot.
Jack: OWWWW!
Millie: Can I have it now?
Jack: No! Go get your own!
Millie reached in Jack's pocket and grabbed his iPod.
Jack: Hey!
Ray: Nice background! Young Justice and GL: TAS! Representin.
Millie: It'd be a shame if something happened to your iPod, Jack.
Jack: What?
Millie: I said it'd be shame if something happened to your iPod. I think it'd be in your best interest to give me the milk.
Jack: What are you gonna do?
Millie held the Ipod above the milk.
Millie: Give me the milk or nobody wins.
Jack: Okay...
Millie happily took the milk, gave Jack his iPod back, and skipped away.
Jack: Did you just see your daughter threaten me?
Geoff: You could've threatened her back, but it wouldn't have worked really.
Gavin: Yeah, you made the right choice. My phone is still recovering mentally.
Ray: Mentally? Your phone is like half-retarded because of the stupid ringtone you gave it.
Gavin: What is so stupid about My Little Puppy?
Ray: It's a rip off of My Little Pony!
Gavin: Who would watch a show about stupid ponies?
Ray: Everybody and their mother.
Geoff: Guys?
Ray: Yeah, Geoff?
Geoff: Shut up.
Ray: Noted.
Geoff: Let's go meet up with Michael.
Geoff and the guys stood up and as Jack did, he noticed a Popsicle stick on his shoe.
Jack's inner thoughts: Hm.
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MICHAEL: GAVIN AND I AREN'T IN A RELATIONSHIP!
Wuya: When Ray texted you earlier, he mentioned something about Mavin. That is Michael plus Gavin.
MICHAEL: COME ON WOMAN!
Geoff and the crew walked in. Jack was licking some ice cream.
Jack: This tastes great. Wuya, how's it going?
Wuya: You went for ice cream?
Jack: Yeah, I brought you some!
Wuya: You're so stupid. We're doing an investigation!
Wuya walked up to Jack.
Wuya: Is it strawberry?
Jack: Of course.
Wuya let our a faint smile, grabbed the ice cream, and turned back to Michael.
Wuya: He doesn't know much. This city is pretty peaceful, minus all of your antics. Also, I believe he's cheating on Courtney.
Gavin: With who?
Wuya: You.
Ray: Mavin!
Gavin: Wait, what? When did this happen?
Wuya: I suspected it when Ray texted him, mentioning Mavin.
Ray: I texted him Mavin? What? No, wait, I meant Marty. Damn auto correct. My people make these things, you'd think they'd do better.
Michael: So, am I cleared?
Wuya: With everything, although I still think you're with Gavin.
Gavin: If that turns you on love, I'll be with anyone to ride your carriage.
Wuya: Jack, any of the evidence help you? What about the reports?
Jack: The evidence was a hairbow and some sticks. Pretty cool hairbow. It was pink and blue. The reports were pretty awesome. Drake was talking about some hamster, Josh was talking about his relationship with Mindy, and Megan was talking about some evil plan to hurt the hamster.
Wuya: Does any of that help us?
Jack: I want a hamster.
Wuya: This case is taking forever. I'm afraid we'll have to stay over night. Geoff, is there an apartment anywhere?
Geoff: Nah, but Ryan's house is free. I should warn you of the pet though.
Wuya: What pet?
Jack: Hey, what's this lever?
Jack pulled the lever and water fell down from the ceiling.
Wuya: Great, now I'm wet.
Gavin: I knew you would be around me soon enough, my dear.
Jack: Indoor pool!
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At Ryan's stunt house....
Wuya: Stop messing with the sheep.
Jack: Ralph would be upset if I didn't atleast try to put roller skates on it.
Wuya: Jack, get serious. We need to solve this case.
Jack: I already solved it.
Wuya: Wait, what?
Jack: Yeah, it was super easy. I am an Evil Boy Genius, Wuys, after all.
Wuya: So, who did it?
Jack: Tomorrow, I'll tell ya.
Wuya: Why not now?
Jack: Because I got the skates on! Now, all I need is a sheer....
Wuya: What are you gonna write?
Jack: You'll see!
Jack finds some sheers in Ryan's drawer and begins writing.
Wuya: You're defacing someone's pet.
Jack: It'll grow back!
Jack drops the sheers.
Jack: Look!
Jack drew a picture of him, an over muscled him, surfing a wave with Wuya's name in the corner. A heart was next to it.
Jack: Awesome, huh?
Wuya shakes her head and leaned her head back onto the pillow, going to sleep.
Through Ryan's window, the shadow from earlier returns and focuses on Jack. What will happen in the next and final chapter of The Missing Tower?
That is where will will join our unsung heroes next time on Jack and Spicer: S.J.S.
