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*Waits for Adachi so I can tell him to shut up*
*Waits for Adachi so I can tell him to shut up*
I've been waiting for this!
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No, stahpppp! I've had like a full day of torture from Dojima-san, not to mention they were flat sold out of cabbages at Junes! I can't even have my cabbage-centric meal like always...
I wonder what one does on stressful days like this...
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I wonder what one does on stressful days like this...
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*face palms*
Adachi, why won't you ever shut up? ****'s sake all you do is complain about the dead bodies we deal with and how hard work is.
What a pain.
Adachi, why won't you ever shut up? ****'s sake all you do is complain about the dead bodies we deal with and how hard work is.
What a pain.
I'm-I'm sorry, Dojima-san! But you know how dead bodies are like...gah, they're like the filthiest things, I simply can't stand them. Especially the ones that have been there for hours, you know what I mean? Why is it even our duty to carry them away, I thought it was the paramedics that had to do such things!
I mean, honestly, who would enjoy even looking at those things? Ugh, it makes me wonder why anyone would want to work the for the emergency team...
I mean, honestly, who would enjoy even looking at those things? Ugh, it makes me wonder why anyone would want to work the for the emergency team...
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*face palms with other hand* Then why would you get into this job Adachi? Do you want me to put you back onto office work?
*insert dramatic music* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
But, waaittt, hold up, Dojima-san! Don't tell me you actually read that manual that lady left for us the other day! Half of the police tossed it, and I certainly didn't expect you to read it...
Hm...let me see, it's somewhere in my pocket...ah, crap, it's all folded up and junk. Well, it says..."by bringing your hand to your face in an extreme manner, particularly to the forehead section, one can momentarily release themselves from a whole day's stress due to the pain implied."
Isn't that what you're doing, Dojima-san?!
But, waaittt, hold up, Dojima-san! Don't tell me you actually read that manual that lady left for us the other day! Half of the police tossed it, and I certainly didn't expect you to read it...
Hm...let me see, it's somewhere in my pocket...ah, crap, it's all folded up and junk. Well, it says..."by bringing your hand to your face in an extreme manner, particularly to the forehead section, one can momentarily release themselves from a whole day's stress due to the pain implied."
Isn't that what you're doing, Dojima-san?!
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Ahh, that thing... mines all scrunched up as well in my jacket. Not that it really matters or anything, I just picked it up since it seemed interesting enough.
I didn't really plan on reading it or anything, it was during one of Nanako's piano recitals, it was a while before it was her turn, so I got bored and started reading through it. I must say though, the process behind such a simple action... I didn't think it'd have so much science behind it.
I thought I'd give it a try, it saves wasting all my energy on a dumbass like you.
I didn't really plan on reading it or anything, it was during one of Nanako's piano recitals, it was a while before it was her turn, so I got bored and started reading through it. I must say though, the process behind such a simple action... I didn't think it'd have so much science behind it.
I thought I'd give it a try, it saves wasting all my energy on a dumbass like you.
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I guess that does sound like something I'd do on a regular basis, I mean with you around and all.
Yes, yes, always the blame on me. <.<
Anyways.
Yeah.
Anyways.
Facepalm (Men-Hirate)
Type: Supplementary
Rank: E
Range: Short
Chakra: 5
Damage: 10 (to self)
Description: "Dear Lord, I can't stand it anymore!" There are so many absurdities and absolutely preposterous happenings in the Ninja World every day and all the frustration and sighing must go somewhere. Thus, as a result, the user of this jutsu slaps his forehead with one hand (probably with dominant for more effect), resulting in something like a "wake-up" call. The quick, yet effective pain will allow much of the grievances to go away as blood would rush quickly to the affected area and the user would be forced to focus upon it, forgetting all of his worries for just a slight moment. Of course, this can happen in a fraction of a second, or a long facepalm can do as well. And on a more battle-related note, most fights cause much anxiety and stress because we often struggle for our lives on a daily basis, so this would help relieve such psychological impacts and clear the user's mind in combat in order to make improved rational decisions.
Type: Supplementary
Rank: E
Range: Short
Chakra: 5
Damage: 10 (to self)
Description: "Dear Lord, I can't stand it anymore!" There are so many absurdities and absolutely preposterous happenings in the Ninja World every day and all the frustration and sighing must go somewhere. Thus, as a result, the user of this jutsu slaps his forehead with one hand (probably with dominant for more effect), resulting in something like a "wake-up" call. The quick, yet effective pain will allow much of the grievances to go away as blood would rush quickly to the affected area and the user would be forced to focus upon it, forgetting all of his worries for just a slight moment. Of course, this can happen in a fraction of a second, or a long facepalm can do as well. And on a more battle-related note, most fights cause much anxiety and stress because we often struggle for our lives on a daily basis, so this would help relieve such psychological impacts and clear the user's mind in combat in order to make improved rational decisions.