Its just my luck game

[neonarf]

its also fake XD

you get a computer

 

[Romezio]

put it has a virus

I succeed

 

[neonarf]

you fail a few minutes later

you get a friend

 

[fiend]

It's virtual.

You get a pokeball.

 

[Saiyan Kammy]

It falls and breaks.

You get a sofa.

 

[fiend]

It's uncomfortable.

You get headphones.

 

[Goetia]

They don't work.

You get some food.

 

[Saiyan Kammy]

A dog eats it.

You get stickers.

 

[Kirokill]

They don't stick.

You get a free garden.

 

[fiend]

It gets destroyed by bugs.

You get a new car.

 

[Romezio]

It gets destroyed by mayhem like me

Like a good neighbor state farm is there

 

[fiend]

which actually is a meth lab.

You get a lewd ava...XD

 

[Romezio]

and Its premium size so i only have 15 days with it

You have the same ava as you did months ago

 

[fiend]

It doesn't really matter.

You get a vinyl of your fav artist?

 

[Romezio]

It breaks

You watch final destination

 

[fiend]

It's boring.

You get new Headphone?

 

[Romezio]

They break xd

You save 15% or more on car insurance

 

[fiend]

It goes to waste when car crashes and insurance is not received.

You get a new pen.

 

[Romezio]

but i forget it xd

You get called a caveman because you couldnt get car insurance

 

[fiend]

It doesn't matter as I don't have a car.

You get a new Ice-cream flavour.