Its just my luck game

[Romezio]

i cant get any stations

you get a solar powered watch

 

[fiend]

Which breaks down in a day.

You get a new Surfboard.

 

[Romezio]

but i cant surf

you watch aldnoah.zero

 

[fiend]

Then I get diverted and it goes into my backlog.

You get a new guitar.

 

[Romezio]

and the string breaks

Your backlog is empty

 

[fiend]

Just my luck it's just a soothing lie from Rome XD.

You get a chance to take part in a Japanese game show.

 

[Romezio]

I dont speak japanese

You draw a comic book that sells

 

[fiend]

Just my luck it's sales are poor.

You get the chance to star as wolverine in the next X-men film.

 

[Romezio]

But im not muscular enough

Teen titans goes back to how it used to be

 

[fiend]

But it's cancelled after 6 episodes.

You get to see the ending of Samurai Jack.

 

[Romezio]

but its worse off then it was before

Kim possible comes back

 

[fiend]

But it's boring.

You get to direct an episode of looney tunes.

 

[Romezio]

But its going to be badly executed

You win the lottery

 

[fiend]

I lose the ticket.

You get a big Pizza.

 

[Romezio]

but i get food poisening

You get a free house

 

[fiend]

It's just a scale model.

You get a new 4k monitor.

 

[Romezio]

Turns out its 3k

You find an egyptian god card

 

[Schnarf]

but it has expletives written all over it

you get a new computer

 

[fiend]

It just crashes.

You get a new CoD game.

 

[Romezio]

It keeps freezing

You get a new sig