Itachi's wank thread.

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Now , i will briefly explain why Itachi > Prime Hiruzen.

First , lets see what Itachi has in his arsenal.

First ... Sharingan , second - genjutsu ability , third - MS , 4th , in his MS abilities he has... Amaterasu , Tsukuyomi , Susano'o and his weapons of susano'o are the totsuka blade (which seals everything he touches) the shield (that i don't know the name of right now and i don't care , i bet that these susano'o fanboys knows what the name of the shield is XD) and well... Yasaka Magatama‎ , now lets see what the abilities do.

first , when you are under a genjutsu you have to do a certain seal to get out of it or some sort like that, second , with the sharingan he can see the oponents movements freely and clearly and then counter-attack.

second , when you are under the tsukuyomi you suffer under 72 hours lol , meaning that in there he controls time and space and he can use any weapon he wants , meaning that he can cut prime hiruzen head like a baseball ^^

3rd , whatever amaterasu touches it burnes and it never fades , not even water can extinguish the flames of the sun.

when he activates his susano'o he is invincible.

now lets see what kind of taijutsu and ninjutsu he has.

taijutsu: he is pretty much a boss , not even hatake kakashi could keep up with him (haters gonna hate , kakashi fans are going to say that i'm fan ficting or how the heck it's written)

the ninjutsu: he can do pretty much a kage bushin without seals , Lol. and his hand seals are so fast that not even prime hiruzen can keep up with him , because well... he is not that prime at all :cool: .

he has 2 natures: the fire and the water, meaning that Hiruzen is going to be wet :cool:

now , the main reason why itachi solos prime hiruzen , it's because hiruzen lost against orochimaru (haters gonna say that he was old , but my reason is that , the more you pratice , the more you perfect your techniques , i mean... look at orochimaru and sasuke XD)

and well... we all know that itachi > Orochimaru.

god damn it , that itachi and ofc... he is the solo king for a reason :cool:

btw ... even naruto and konohamaru solos prime hiruzen and old hiruzen , well... with the hentai no jutsu :cool:

those kids :cool:

haters gonna hate :cool:

edit: before you say that aids solo'ed itachi , i'm going to say that before you guys... AIDS SOLO ITACHI , but... Itachi cheated his death as well , damn... that itachi :cool:
 

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arg..........somebody make a reverse ten threads ago...................................................................................................
 

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Ahh..Its been a long time.I was wondering where the Itachi memorial service team has gone..
 

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It's rather obvious that Itachi beats Hiruzen.
 

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arg..........somebody make a reverse ten threads ago...................................................................................................

oh........... i didn't knew that , i'm sorry :(.

Ahh..Its been a long time.I was wondering where the Itachi memorial service team has gone..

ahahahaahha , you're welcome , we all know that itachi solos even madara :cool:

only aids can solo itachi , because he is that powerful :cool:

It's rather obvious that Itachi beats Hiruzen.

you know it bro :cool:
 
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sounds like your strumming yourself over itachi the god tbh
 

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Well atleast the title does justice to the contents
 

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LOL waiting for Hiruzen fans to turn this in to a debate :p

P.s Ty mate for make me laugh most epic thread
 

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Ino > Itachi U__U

tsukuyomi > ino U_U.

LOL waiting for Hiruzen fans to turn this in to a debate :p

P.s Ty mate for make me laugh most epic thread

you're welcome , that was my point mate XD. and well... they can come , but i'll throw them the naruto hentai no jutsu XD.

Well atleast the title does justice to the contents

well... ofc U_U , i'm a good boy after all (a)

I see the thirst has spread to Itachi.

he has water :cool:
 
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who doubts about Solo King's victory ??/ itachi wins this ...
 

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Hiruzen stomps
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Rip young solo king you were taken from us too soon

You're soloin will go down in the books

Itachi > your fav

Amen
 

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what the............ AHAHAAHHAHA XD , why didn't he do that against orochimaru? HHAHAHAHAHA XD.
 
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