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welcome one and all. thought i'd make a lil thread pertaining to itachi, since i've seen his name pop up today in latest threads so many times lol. we all know he was sick from some unknown illness. in a way, this kinda worked in favor of every other character since he could not last long and preferred to finish things off quickly. he couldn't have possibly been truly bad, because of his stamina. sounds weird right? well no, because of his health he would have died from exhaustion if not for being an edo.
anywho, he was sick and died from it. what im curious about is how he became sick. i haven't read anywhere or seen anyone say of any specific reason or motive. i personally think that it could have been one of the villians in the series, specifically one of the current main villians. why would it have been one of them? im sure they would all have a reason.

Oro- we all know he wanted an uchiha body, and as far skill and power goes, itachi was numero uno before his sickness and sasuke growing up. why didn't oro try to manipulate him and take his body? well, itachi is hella smart, i'm sure he wouldn't fall for that, just as sasuke didn't. that, and oro never had anything to offer itachi.

Danzo- well we all know danzo and itachi's past. we all know that danzo doesn't play disloyalty and went so far as to seal his root members tongues so they couldn't speak on the organizations deeds. maybe danzo knew of what itachi had planned for sasuke, and he knew how the uchiha were (tobirama trained him), he knew of their power since he collected their eyes. maybe he poisoned itachi to keep sasuke from learning the truth and becoming more powerful than he could handle?

tobi/obito- obito had a good enough reason to want itachi to keep quiet. he too wanted sasuke for his plans, and itachi was the only person who could tell him the truth about the uchiha massacre and the kyuubi attack. as much as he wanted itachi to keep quiet, he needed his abilities and he was also aware of how formidable itachi was. why not poison him and wait him out?

what do you guys think about this? lemme hear your theories.
 

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The theory with Danzo poisoning Itachi coincides with his behaviors toward the Uchiha and his knowledge that he spared Sasuke, but it conflicts with your title "Itachi's STD". It's funny and all, but you gotta be consistent :p
 

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Your title made me not want to read it! But like the poster above me says be please consistent
 

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The theory with Danzo poisoning Itachi coincides with his behaviors toward the Uchiha and his knowledge that he spared Sasuke, but it conflicts with your title "Itachi's STD". It's funny and all, but you gotta be consistent :p
fair enough, i probably should have put something like itachi's heart disease or coronary malfunction right? lmao j/k but you are right sir
 

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I like the danzo one a lot hahahahXD its too bad for the uchiha members that had nothing to do
with Madara's era having to suffer for their ancestors.
 

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I like the danzo one a lot hahahahXD its too bad for the uchiha members that had nothing to do
with Madara's era having to suffer for their ancestors.
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is this...guy...a doctor or something??

Oro gave Itachi a disease...think about it
yea, a rare tongue in ear disease lmao no seriously, he could be itachi's murderer via poison.

Your title made me not want to read it! But like the poster above me says be please consistent

i apologize for the misleading title
 

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lol, you know when Leonardo Dicaprio says we must go deeper? Think you might have gone a little too deep on this one brah, though I can see some legitimacy to this theory. Most writers, or directors usually don't include things in a movie - no matter how minute they may seem to the reader/watcher - without having some sort of other underlining significance. But this...can't say Kishi went that deep, even though he has the capacity to play mind games with us.
If this does hold up, well I'll probably be looking at Oro' like you suggested, because he's the most likely candidate to want to poison Itachi.

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I agree with advance-the-plot-itis
lmao

lol, you know when Leonardo Dicaprio says we must go deeper? Think you might have gone a little too deep on this one brah, though I can see some legitimacy to this theory. Most writers, or directors usually don't include things in a movie - no matter how minute they may seem to the reader/watcher - without having some sort of other underlining significance. But this...can't say Kishi went that deep, even though he has the capacity to play mind games with us.
If this does hold up, well I'll probably be looking at Oro' like you suggested, because he's the most likely candidate to want to poison Itachi.

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too deep.....too deep lololololol nah, i see what you mean tho. maybe i did kinda do a lil much. im kinda leanin towards obito tho. i don't think oro would help him to reveal that he lied. sasuke will find out about obito/tobi and the kyuubi attack and the uchiha massacre, why not blame it on him right? tried to destroy his village, assisted in the murder of his clan, and poisoned his brother smdh dat obito lol
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hmmm...i see you altered your post there huh?
 

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fair enough, i probably should have put something like itachi's heart disease or coronary malfunction right? lmao j/k but you are right sir

In regards to heart problems...

[video=youtube;vy-QmgdUVTI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy-QmgdUVTI[/video]


OT: I could see Danzo's being plausible. I would even imagine that Itachi would have been willing (part of his punishment for killing those he loved). He'd suffer throughout his life and finally die by Sasuke's hand.

Another thing was that during Hiruzen's recent Itachi flashback it seemed like Itachi was traveling in some remote/ruinous location. With his adventuring in that sense it is possible he picked up a rare disease!

I'd say Orochimaru is unlikely because it seemed Itachi knew how to handle him. Similarly, Obito isn't very likely as our Mask wearing villain seem to be wary or avoid Itachi as much as he could. With his attitude, I doubt he would have acted as cautious or fearful of Itachi were he aware that he had poisoned (and as such was slowly killing) Itachi.

Cruel Humor: Maybee this desiese is why he killed his girlfriend...
 

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Oro gave Itachi a disease...think about it

some actually think maybe oro accidentally gave itachi a disease..
oro's body is weak. (too weak to be a true sage)
kimimaro also was in oro's favor & he caught a disease.
itachi was in oro's favor and he caught a disease.
oro touched itachi and people think that snake accidentally poisoned him(or sumthin)
and kimimaro stayed with oro so they were in close quarters with eachother
(so some think that's how kimi got his disease)
 

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In regards to heart problems...


OT: I could see Danzo's being plausible. I would even imagine that Itachi would have been willing (part of his punishment for killing those he loved). He'd suffer throughout his life and finally die by Sasuke's hand.

Another thing was that during Hiruzen's recent Itachi flashback it seemed like Itachi was traveling in some remote/ruinous location. With his adventuring in that sense it is possible he picked up a rare disease!

I'd say Orochimaru is unlikely because it seemed Itachi knew how to handle him. Similarly, Obito isn't very likely as our Mask wearing villain seem to be wary or avoid Itachi as much as he could. With his attitude, I doubt he would have acted as cautious or fearful of Itachi were he aware that he had poisoned (and as such was slowly killing) Itachi.

Cruel Humor: Maybee this desiese is why he killed his girlfriend...
ol' pat lol
this makes since tho. i personally just cant see him contracting something random or rare enough that no one knows about it. not that he was running around screaming it from the roof tops lol. but the self sacrifice and atonement sound like they are right up his alley.


hehehe dirty uchiha GF...
 

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lmao


too deep.....too deep lololololol nah, i see what you mean tho. maybe i did kinda do a lil much. im kinda leanin towards obito tho. i don't think oro would help him to reveal that he lied. sasuke will find out about obito/tobi and the kyuubi attack and the uchiha massacre, why not blame it on him right? tried to destroy his village, assisted in the murder of his clan, and poisoned his brother smdh dat obito lol

hmmm...i see you altered your post there huh?

Hey, a man who plans ahead.

some actually think maybe oro accidentally gave itachi a disease..
oro's body is weak. (too weak to be a true sage)
kimimaro also was in oro's favor & he caught a disease.
itachi was in oro's favor and he caught a disease.
oro touched itachi and people think that snake accidentally poisoned him(or sumthin)
and kimimaro stayed with oro so they were in close quarters with eachother
(so some think that's how kimi got his disease)

I think I know where you are heading with this..

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how about now?.............
i see nothing..... i see it now..... you sir are an A$$ HOLE!!!!!!! you could have simple not have said anything, and went about your day. it's ppl like you i can't stand. everyone always complains about troll threads this and troll threads that blah blah blah blah. it's ppl like you who bring out "trolls" with your troll enticing responses to ppl's threads. how about you back out of the base, turn around in your chair, find the nearest wall, slide up to it nice and easy, and calmy and cooly slam your effin head through it! "oh he's butt hurt" "oh go get a life" " oh its just a forum about fictional characters" yea, how bout you eat a d!ck! i don't come here for this. i come here to have fun with fun ppl. not dingo d!ck lickers like your self.

some actually think maybe oro accidentally gave itachi a disease..
oro's body is weak. (too weak to be a true sage)
kimimaro also was in oro's favor & he caught a disease.
itachi was in oro's favor and he caught a disease.
oro touched itachi and people think that snake accidentally poisoned him(or sumthin)
and kimimaro stayed with oro so they were in close quarters with eachother
(so some think that's how kimi got his disease)
this seems like a stretch for most( not for me) but it makes perfect sense. weirder things have happened.
 
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Hey, a man who plans ahead.
I think I know where you are heading with this..

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i see nothing good adam sir
this seems like a stretch for most( not for me) but it makes perfect sense. weirder things have happened.

BOLD: yeah it sure is possible. obito is tobi afterall, Madara was still alive afterall.
Orochimaru experiments with lots of things. Kabuto said Oro's body was too weak to be a sage.
 
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