Itachi's sickness explained.

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Now before you start posting it was AIDS or tuberculosis, lemme explain what I believe he had and how it was strongly hinted in the manga. I believe that he died from the disease known as Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (let's just call it AIDS for short).

AIDS is a disease that affects your immune system and is a result of having the Human Immunodeficiency Virus (we'll call it HIV). HIV is primarily transmitted through unprotected ***, from mother to child during pregnancy or contaminated blood transfusions.

Now you might be wondering how Itachi got this disease but don't worry I have the answer to that as well. We all know that Itachi was the embodiment of beauty and luscious hair. As seen here and here .


It was also confirmed that Itachi had a lover who he "killed" confirmed here . Now who could this lover be? Who did Itachi love the most next to his family? The answer is Shisui Uchiha and here . I hope you see where this is going but if you can't, it was Shisui who gave Itachi HIV through unprotected *** which developed into AIDS.

"But Itachi has the perfect counter to AIDS and he would never take such a risk". While this is true there is one way he could have had raw ***. Even though Itachi always stays protected with his all mighty Yata Mirror/Condom there was still one way to get through. Shisui's Kotoamatsukami.

Shisui was getting tired of using condoms and started to suspect that Itachi was cheating, so he used his KA in order to have raw *** with Itachi and to make their love stronger. But how did Shisui contract HIV?

Since this is getting too dragged on, I'll sum up the rest. Shisui, being only a young girl at the time, and recently joining Root was ambitious and wanted to fit in. Danzo noticed that Shisui wanted to be acknowledged by Sensei Sempai Danzo kun Sama and took advantage.

But how did Danzo get it? Through Hiruzen. But how did Hiruzen get it?

This is where it all started. Tobirama , who was known for experimenting on bodies and being the NV version of Hitler, noticed that Hiruzen was very talented and wanted to see if he could survive long with AIDS so he did some experiments with him in disguise as "check ups". Hiruzen was the equivalent of Itachi in looks for that generation and was known to be a player which gave Tobirama even more reason to experiment so that if he did last long Hiruzen could spread it around enough hoping that one day Itachi will get it. As a result, Godruzen was born and ended up living with AIDS for more than half a century outliving Tobirama himself and unfortunately he couldn't see his dreams come true.

So you see my children, Tobirama was the one who plotted Itachi's death in fear of him.

Thank you and Itachi rules. :itachi: Also, this is my first serious thread so constructive criticism appreciated.
 
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You accidentally forgot to post in the fanfic section
btw look up MPA (illness)
 

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does it really matter what his sickness was?​
 

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-No, it wasn't Shisui given that in a 2012 interview for RTN, Kishimoto confirmed Itachi was straight.
-"Best friend" and the word "lover" were mentioned in separate lines by Tobi. Shisui is stated to be Itachi's best friend.
-It was stated back in part one that Itachi looked at Shisui like a brother. That was the extent of their relationship.
-Itachi's "lover" is just someone he was meant to have an arranged marriage with later on when he would become older. The guy ended up alone and a virgin though.

This was just a troll thread and should be posted in the fanfiction section.
 

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He should have died of Parkinson's disease. AIDS is just so.........
 

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It was also confirmed that Itachi had a lover who he "killed" confirmed here . Now who could this lover be? Who did Itachi love the most next to his family? The answer is Shisui Uchiha and here . I hope you see where this is going but if you can't, it was Shisui who gave Itachi HIV through unprotected *** which developed into AIDS.

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What does this have to do with Obito? XD
 

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-No, it wasn't Shisui given that in a 2012 interview for RTN, Kishimoto confirmed Itachi was straight.
-"Best friend" and the word "lover" were mentioned in separate lines by Tobi. Shisui is stated to be Itachi's best friend.
-It was stated back in part one that Itachi looked at Shisui like a brother. That was the extent of their relationship.
-Itachi's "lover" is just someone he was meant to have an arranged marriage with later on when he would become older. The guy ended up alone and a virgin though.

This was just a troll thread and should be posted in the fanfiction section.

Cynic solos again :/
 

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Lmaoo.

This was actually pretty amusing to read xD
 

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-No, it wasn't Shisui given that in a 2012 interview for RTN, Kishimoto confirmed Itachi was straight.
Link or didn't happen.
-"Best friend" and the word "lover" were mentioned in separate lines by Tobi. Shisui is stated to be Itachi's best friend.
No they weren't and lovers can be best friends.
-It was stated back in part one that Itachi looked at Shisui like a brother. That was the extent of their relationship.
Brother from another mother so it wasn't incest.
-Itachi's "lover" is just someone he was meant to have an arranged marriage with later on when he would become older. The guy ended up alone and a virgin though.
Speculation.

This was just a troll thread and should be posted in the fanfiction section.
Answered in quote.

The aids crap will never end, huh?
It's not AIDS.
 
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ok xD
more creative and better than most other pairing threads
 

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-No, it wasn't Shisui given that in a 2012 interview for RTN, Kishimoto confirmed Itachi was straight.
-"Best friend" and the word "lover" were mentioned in separate lines by Tobi. Shisui is stated to be Itachi's best friend.
-It was stated back in part one that Itachi looked at Shisui like a brother. That was the extent of their relationship.
-Itachi's "lover" is just someone he was meant to have an arranged marriage with later on when he would become older. The guy ended up alone and a virgin though.

This was just a troll thread and should be posted in the fanfiction section.
I knew you would answer, if I am annoyed by this I don't know how you're feeling. XD
Answered in quote.


It's not AIDS.

Lol, I still think it's TB.
 
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