Ever since the battle at Tenchi Bridge had ended, there has been a sudden disturbance in the air. A flutter of confusion. A sense of doubt or uncertainty. This had nothing to do with evil or ominous intentions. This was something much greater than some God trying to destroy the planet. This feeling was on a whole new level than what anyone could experience.
Currently, in a far land, near the Everglades, there lies a cave filled with mixed emotions. This cave consists of 9 like minded rogue ninja who seek but one thing, and one thing only. They seek Eternal Happiness. There is only one thing in this world that can sustain happiness and continue to sustain it . What fills people with that happiness? What is that one thing? The answer is Love. Without love, nothing drives us forward. Humans exists with the sole purpose of finding something that they love. Without love, humans are nothing.
Now tells a story of one young man who lived his life not knowing what this concept was. His life was empty. He was empty. He had nothing, but all of that would soon be gone.
Silly Tobi: *sigh* It's sooo boring today.. HEEYYY!! Deidara-sempaaaaaiiiii!!!! Can we go fishing toooodaaay?
Deidara: QUIET Tobi!! I'm looking at this catalog on how to pick up women in three easy steps. If I can just learn how to achieve these three easy steps then no girl will ever criticize me or my sexy long hair EVER again. Hmm..
Silly Tobi: Woooww sempai, you're pretty stupid, you know that?
Deidara: Grr..What did you say, TOOOBIIII?!!
White Zetsu: Arrgh..just shut up you idiots. I'm trying to rest and I can't do that with you two arguing.
Silly Tobi: Hey sempai, why is the ugly plant guy trying to tell us what to do?
Deidara: Tsk..How the hell should I know you imbecile
Sasori: Ahh..Why is it so hot today? I HATE BEING HOT!!
Kisame: Hehehe maybe it's because you're always stuck inside one of those dreary puppets of yours. Would you like me to slice it to bits and spray you with one of my shark bullets to cool you down? Hehehe
Sasori: Hmph
Itachi: ................
Pain: What's the matter Itachi? Is there something on your mind?
Itachi: No. I'm just going to go out for a bit.
Pain: Do as you wish.
*Itachi walks out of the cave faintly*
Kisame: Ohh, I wonder what that could be about?
Hidan: Who cares? And what the hell is taking Konan so long? She should've been back by now
Kakuzu: Shut! Up! Hidan!! And put your shirt back on. It's disturbing.
Hidan: Aww come on Kakuzu, you know you like seeing me like this hah?
Kakuzu: Tsk.. Idiot
Pain: It's possible that Itachi went to go see how Konan was doing on her mission
Deidara: Ehh!! Why would someone like him be worried about Konan?
Pain: I'm not sure, nor do I have a clear answer, but it could be something of much deeper value
Kisame/Deidara/Sasori/Kakuzu: ..............
There, on the other side of the bridge, lays a young man, about to be encountered with 100 ninja from the Land of Snow. Apparently they have kidnapped Konan and are about to go after the Akatsuki hideout. The leader of this notorious group is currently keeping Konan at their base hideout, while the other 100 ninja's surround Itachi in different directions. How exactly will Itachi handle this and save Konan?
Random Ninja From The Land Of Snow: Heheeehahahahaha!! It looks like we hit the jackpot boys. Hey master! Is this the guy we have to kill?
Jounin Master Misaki: Yes, but stand down. I will handle him alone.
Random Ninja From The Land Of Snow: Ehh what!!? B-but master...?
Itachi: So you think you can handle me alone do you? Are you familiar with my line of work?
*Itachi opens his eyes in a bold bloody stare*
Random Ninja From The Land Of Snow: Whaaaa...!! H-h-hee's he's an Uchiha??!!
Jounin Master Misaki: Yes, and I thought I told you to be knowledgeable of your opponents Biko. This is why I want you to stand down. Only my Byakugan can hope to stand up to his Sharingan (Though I hope he doesn't use his most advanced jutsus).
* The random snow ninjas all look in amazement*
Itachi: What have you done with Konan?
Misaki: Konan? Ohh, you mean that paper girl? Yes, she is with our leader, so you would do well to cooperate with us Mr. Uchiha, or we will give the signal to out boss to kill her at any time we wish. Heehahahahaha!!!
Snow Ninjas: *Evil laughing*
Itachi: I see. Well if that's the case..
Misaki: Huh?
*Itachi lifts his arm and points his finger at Misaki*
Itachi: Then I guess you all will have to fall.
Currently, in a far land, near the Everglades, there lies a cave filled with mixed emotions. This cave consists of 9 like minded rogue ninja who seek but one thing, and one thing only. They seek Eternal Happiness. There is only one thing in this world that can sustain happiness and continue to sustain it . What fills people with that happiness? What is that one thing? The answer is Love. Without love, nothing drives us forward. Humans exists with the sole purpose of finding something that they love. Without love, humans are nothing.
Now tells a story of one young man who lived his life not knowing what this concept was. His life was empty. He was empty. He had nothing, but all of that would soon be gone.
Silly Tobi: *sigh* It's sooo boring today.. HEEYYY!! Deidara-sempaaaaaiiiii!!!! Can we go fishing toooodaaay?
Deidara: QUIET Tobi!! I'm looking at this catalog on how to pick up women in three easy steps. If I can just learn how to achieve these three easy steps then no girl will ever criticize me or my sexy long hair EVER again. Hmm..
Silly Tobi: Woooww sempai, you're pretty stupid, you know that?
Deidara: Grr..What did you say, TOOOBIIII?!!
White Zetsu: Arrgh..just shut up you idiots. I'm trying to rest and I can't do that with you two arguing.
Silly Tobi: Hey sempai, why is the ugly plant guy trying to tell us what to do?
Deidara: Tsk..How the hell should I know you imbecile
Sasori: Ahh..Why is it so hot today? I HATE BEING HOT!!
Kisame: Hehehe maybe it's because you're always stuck inside one of those dreary puppets of yours. Would you like me to slice it to bits and spray you with one of my shark bullets to cool you down? Hehehe
Sasori: Hmph
Itachi: ................
Pain: What's the matter Itachi? Is there something on your mind?
Itachi: No. I'm just going to go out for a bit.
Pain: Do as you wish.
*Itachi walks out of the cave faintly*
Kisame: Ohh, I wonder what that could be about?
Hidan: Who cares? And what the hell is taking Konan so long? She should've been back by now
Kakuzu: Shut! Up! Hidan!! And put your shirt back on. It's disturbing.
Hidan: Aww come on Kakuzu, you know you like seeing me like this hah?
Kakuzu: Tsk.. Idiot
Pain: It's possible that Itachi went to go see how Konan was doing on her mission
Deidara: Ehh!! Why would someone like him be worried about Konan?
Pain: I'm not sure, nor do I have a clear answer, but it could be something of much deeper value
Kisame/Deidara/Sasori/Kakuzu: ..............
There, on the other side of the bridge, lays a young man, about to be encountered with 100 ninja from the Land of Snow. Apparently they have kidnapped Konan and are about to go after the Akatsuki hideout. The leader of this notorious group is currently keeping Konan at their base hideout, while the other 100 ninja's surround Itachi in different directions. How exactly will Itachi handle this and save Konan?
Random Ninja From The Land Of Snow: Heheeehahahahaha!! It looks like we hit the jackpot boys. Hey master! Is this the guy we have to kill?
Jounin Master Misaki: Yes, but stand down. I will handle him alone.
Random Ninja From The Land Of Snow: Ehh what!!? B-but master...?
Itachi: So you think you can handle me alone do you? Are you familiar with my line of work?
*Itachi opens his eyes in a bold bloody stare*
Random Ninja From The Land Of Snow: Whaaaa...!! H-h-hee's he's an Uchiha??!!
Jounin Master Misaki: Yes, and I thought I told you to be knowledgeable of your opponents Biko. This is why I want you to stand down. Only my Byakugan can hope to stand up to his Sharingan (Though I hope he doesn't use his most advanced jutsus).
* The random snow ninjas all look in amazement*
Itachi: What have you done with Konan?
Misaki: Konan? Ohh, you mean that paper girl? Yes, she is with our leader, so you would do well to cooperate with us Mr. Uchiha, or we will give the signal to out boss to kill her at any time we wish. Heehahahahaha!!!
Snow Ninjas: *Evil laughing*
Itachi: I see. Well if that's the case..
Misaki: Huh?
*Itachi lifts his arm and points his finger at Misaki*
Itachi: Then I guess you all will have to fall.
End of Chapter 1.
