Itachi soloes chapter 1

[Fair Warning]

Itachi "Mom, i'm going to McShuriken for some food."

Momma Uchiha "k bai"

Itachi walks down the road, taking in the sight of the beautiful Uchiha people

Itachi "it sucks that I have to kill all these people." he thought.

Soloking Itachi walks into McShuriken, and sees a thief!

Thief "Give me all your McKunais!"

Itachi "Stop thief, Amaterasu!"

The thief burns like hell and is left in ashes, the townspeople look at Itachi like some monster. He runs towards the village gate.

Sasuke "Nii-san, nii-san, nii-san, nii-san, hey, nii-san, itachi, nii-san, hey"

Itachi "Maybe I should kill him too..."

Itachi "Sasuke, I have to go, this is the last time."

Itachi pokes Sasuke in the forheard, misses and gouges Sasuke-kuns eye.

Sasuke "shiiiiiiiiiiit nigga"

Itachi runs out of the house,

Itachi "Shit, forgot my coat, okay now this is the last time."

Itachi misses again and gouges Sasuke's other eye.

Chapter 2 coming soon
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[Dantee]

This wasn't funny. :|

 

[Fair Warning]

This wasn't funny. :|

Did i ask that?

 

[Hypemaster]

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I really need to listen to the advice your username provides me.

But your threads are so addicting.

 

[MinatoTheYellowFlash]

Dem Mckunai's doe

 

[Shindo]

This wasn't funny. :|

I agree. <{[10 Chars]}>

 

[Corgi]

Chapter 2: Ninja Aids solos.

 

[Fair Warning]

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I really need to listen to the advice your username provides me.

But your threads are so addicting.

If you have a problem with my theads, dont view them. Simple

 

[Hypemaster]

If you have a problem with my theads, dont view them. Simple

Can't help myself bro,

 

[Fair Warning]

Can't help myself bro,

They are....unique

 

[itachi4real]

Itachi solos

 

[bond james bond]

Where is my sig OP?

O.T.: hmmm .