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Ty and Itachi rulezzzz your fave.

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Let's not bring back the Itachi threads now. We all read about the hype he received. Lol
 

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Yes Itachi is the solo god all who disagree are hopelessly butthurt
 

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And yet Sasuke won the most recent poll.
 

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Who is the child of Chelmsford, Essex?!
 
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Itachi is love, Itachi is life.

I agree. He truly is. I even wrote something to further strengthen the fact that he is both love and life.

I was only 9 years old. I loved Itachi so much. I had all the movies and merchandise. I prayed to Itachi every night before bed, thanking him for the life I was given. Itachi is love I say. Itachi is life. My dad hears me and calls me a "Itachitard". I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Itachi. I call him a ****. He slaps me an sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Itachi! I'm so happy! He whispers in my ear "Yata,Totsuka, GG". He pulls out a kunai and cuts a hole in the back of my pants. I'm ready. I spread my asscheeks for Itachi. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for the solo god. I can feel my ass tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Itachi. Chakra emerges from Itachi as he roars a mighty roar. He fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Itachi looks him straight in the eye and says "I'm the true hokage". Itachi is love. Itachi is life.
 

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Itachi is incessantly idolized by impudent, insolent idiots. Insular imbeciles imply that Itachi is immaculately immortal, invincible, and illimitable. These inartistic idiosyncrasies are inadvertently inadmissible due to their insensible irrationality. Indisposed and incapacitated by illness, Itachi’s impassive image is still irrefutably impeccable. Is it impossible to implement such illogical assertions as illegal on the Internet?

I agree. He truly is. I even wrote something to further strengthen the fact that he is both love and life.

I was only 9 years old. I loved Itachi so much. I had all the movies and merchandise. I prayed to Itachi every night before bed, thanking him for the life I was given. Itachi is love I say. Itachi is life. My dad hears me and calls me a "Itachitard". I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Itachi. I call him a ****. He slaps me an sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Itachi! I'm so happy! He whispers in my ear "Yata,Totsuka, GG". He pulls out a kunai and cuts a hole in the back of my pants. I'm ready. I spread my asscheeks for Itachi. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for the solo god. I can feel my ass tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Itachi. Chakra emerges from Itachi as he roars a mighty roar. He fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Itachi looks him straight in the eye and says "I'm the true hokage". Itachi is love. Itachi is life.
Wtf?
 

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I just felt like rewriting "Shrek is love Shrek is live". I thought it was kinda fitting to write a story about a Itachi fapper because of all the... well, fap in this thread.
 

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Damn it, i meant to rate your thread with 5 stars. Sorry about that.

OT: Was there ever any doubt?
 

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I'm surprised in the amount of threads people keep posting to state the same thing over again Lol
BUT I do love this picture ROFL.
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It's a well established fact that Itachi > Hashirama

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