"Itachi also killed his lover" - Obito Uchiha

[EliteRamenNinja]

Was it a girl? I assume so, but you never know with the Uchiha-clan... they are not very manly most of the time and the males even look a lot like females. =D =D

However, some say Itachi had numerous 'pussies to f*ck'.


Legends say Itachi had a beautiful girl. But one day Itachi asked for a sandwich. The girl made one, but it tasted like sh*it. Itachi lost it that day. Starting to kill his entire clan.


(PS: In ancient times, people f*cked each other even before the age of 13. Seriously.
Boy: "How old are you, girl?"
Girl: "11, and you?"
Boy: "12, let's f*ck!"

Sick medieval times.)

 

[Sherlock.]

I cant stop laughing.... That was awesome Bro.... XD XD

 

[Metronomy]

The king got all the bitches.

 

[Orochimaruofthesound]

could have killed a woman or it could have been shisui

 

[November]

The King got all the b*tches include ramen guy's daughter

 

[Melanee]

Itachi was 13 at the time, so it was most likely an arranged marriage to another Uchiha. As I said in a topic similair to this, if he didn't have time for his beloved brother, he wouldn't have time for a steady girlfriend either.

 

[Noni]

his lover must have been hot

 

[Fecal Matter]

All Uchiha's are either gay(Madara) or asexual(Sasuke) the only straight Uchiha is Obito(that's why he used to be retarded like Naruto).

 

[deva pein]

Itachi was 13 at the time, so it was most likely an arranged marriage to another Uchiha. As I said in a topic similair to this, if he didn't have time for his beloved brother, he wouldn't have time for a steady girlfriend either.

why does it have to be an arranged marriage? He could have a GF at the age of thirteen.

Lol

 

[Shunsin no Shisui]

Hahah lmao xd. When you mention sandwiches, remember Itachi lost it and screwed his family and clan after he ate his mom's dinner. Does anyone remember this? lol =D

 

[Bad Touch Yakushi]

In all seriousness I stand by the theory that Itachi's lover was Shisui.

 

[EliteRamenNinja]

All Uchiha's are either gay(Madara) or asexual(Sasuke) the only straight Uchiha is Obito(that's why he used to be retarded like Naruto).

Hahahaahahaha, seems legit.

But Obito ain't retarded. He fooled the world. Naruto ain't stupid too. They just goofy.

 

[Lawliet L]

you forgot the thing "im asian i dont have one" o.o

 

[accept pain]

Was it a girl? I assume so, but you never know with the Uchiha-clan... they are not very manly most of the time and the males even look a lot like females. =D =D

However, some say Itachi had numerous 'pussies to f*ck'.


Legends say Itachi had a beautiful girl. But one day Itachi asked for a sandwich. The girl made one, but it tasted like sh*it. Itachi lost it that day. Starting to kill his entire clan.


(PS: In ancient times, people f*cked each other even before the age of 13. Seriously.
Boy: "How old are you, girl?"
Girl: "11, and you?"
Boy: "12, let's f*ck!"

Sick medieval times.)

i like you sig so much

 

[EliteRamenNinja]

you forgot the thing "im asian i dont have one" o.o

Not all Asians are nerds or geeks, you racist! =D

Btw, Asian woman are pretty attractive!

 

[accept pain]

uchiha shisui was his lover ..and they were not gay

 

[Lawliet L]

Not all Asians are nerds or geeks, you racist! =D

Btw, Asian woman are pretty attractive!

hum who exactly?

 

[xXxNaruSasuxXx]

HAHAHAHA, Nice One Loved it.

 

[Melanee]

why does it have to be an arranged marriage? He could have a GF at the age of thirteen.

Lol

Like I said, he never had time for Sasuke, who he loved above everyone else, so when would he have time for a girlfriend? lol He wasn't that kind of kid imo.

 

[AnimusOra]

Sh*t imagine what *** they might have had with all that genjustu they would use on each other. Bunch of savages in this town