morningmoon
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This particular argument requested by anon. 
Ishida: All right, Kurosaki. Enough is enough.
Renji: Yeah, seriously, Ichigo. You can’t keep hogging ALL the girls. You gotta make a decision.
Ishida: So we’re settling this right now - Kuchiki vs. Inoue. And I say - you should totally date Kuchiki.
Renji: Um…are you high, Ishida? Obviously he should date Inoue. Inoue is human - much like Ichigo.
Ishida: Kurosaki spends WAY more time as a soul reaper than he does as a human, these days. And which woman is a soul reaper? That’s right - Rukia.
Renji: Rukia’s like 1500 times older than him!
Ishida: Soul reaper ages are just something you use to taunt younger people during fights. They don’t matter. Anyway, Kuchiki and Kurosaki have a special, unbreakable bond.
Renji: And he and Inoue don’t? She called him back from the dead!
Ishida: Rukia once, um, brought Ichigo to the land of the dead! By getting arrested!
Renji: Orihime brought him to a different land of the dead by getting kidnapped!
Ishida: Kuchiki is a noble!
Renji: Inoue is a princess!
Ishida: No that’s just her name!
Renji: Well at least Inoue doesn’t yell at Ichigo or hit him!
Ishida: I-I’m pretty sure Kurosaki likes being beaten by Rukia!
Renji: Ichigo invaded Hueco Mundo to save Inoue!
Ishida: He invaded Soul Society for Rukia!
Renji: Inoue can heal!
Ishida: Rukia can fight!
Renji: Inoue’s boobs are out of this world!
Ishida: Rukia’s ass is amazing!
Renji: And you think Inoue’s isn’t?!
Ishida: I, um, wouldn’t know.
Renji: Yeah, me neither.
Ishida: …
Renji: …
Ishida: Man, both of these women are amazing.
Renji: Yeah, you said it.
Ishida: Why should Kurosaki get either of them? It’s not like he’s shown an interest.
Renji: Hey, you’re right! Never mind, Ichigo. We’ll just make moves ourselves and you can date the soul king or whatever.
Soul King: HELL YES!
Ichigo: …
Ichigo: ….
Ichigo: I feel like I missed something here.
Ishida: All right, Kurosaki. Enough is enough.
Renji: Yeah, seriously, Ichigo. You can’t keep hogging ALL the girls. You gotta make a decision.
Ishida: So we’re settling this right now - Kuchiki vs. Inoue. And I say - you should totally date Kuchiki.
Renji: Um…are you high, Ishida? Obviously he should date Inoue. Inoue is human - much like Ichigo.
Ishida: Kurosaki spends WAY more time as a soul reaper than he does as a human, these days. And which woman is a soul reaper? That’s right - Rukia.
Renji: Rukia’s like 1500 times older than him!
Ishida: Soul reaper ages are just something you use to taunt younger people during fights. They don’t matter. Anyway, Kuchiki and Kurosaki have a special, unbreakable bond.
Renji: And he and Inoue don’t? She called him back from the dead!
Ishida: Rukia once, um, brought Ichigo to the land of the dead! By getting arrested!
Renji: Orihime brought him to a different land of the dead by getting kidnapped!
Ishida: Kuchiki is a noble!
Renji: Inoue is a princess!
Ishida: No that’s just her name!
Renji: Well at least Inoue doesn’t yell at Ichigo or hit him!
Ishida: I-I’m pretty sure Kurosaki likes being beaten by Rukia!
Renji: Ichigo invaded Hueco Mundo to save Inoue!
Ishida: He invaded Soul Society for Rukia!
Renji: Inoue can heal!
Ishida: Rukia can fight!
Renji: Inoue’s boobs are out of this world!
Ishida: Rukia’s ass is amazing!
Renji: And you think Inoue’s isn’t?!
Ishida: I, um, wouldn’t know.
Renji: Yeah, me neither.
Ishida: …
Renji: …
Ishida: Man, both of these women are amazing.
Renji: Yeah, you said it.
Ishida: Why should Kurosaki get either of them? It’s not like he’s shown an interest.
Renji: Hey, you’re right! Never mind, Ichigo. We’ll just make moves ourselves and you can date the soul king or whatever.
Soul King: HELL YES!
Ichigo: …
Ichigo: ….
Ichigo: I feel like I missed something here.
