User: Can you answer a question truthfully?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'll answer them truthfully
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User: A male barber shaves all and only those men who do not shave themselves. Does he shave himself?
Cleverbot: I don't know, Can he?
User: He can, does he?
Cleverbot: You don't know?
User: Would I ask you?
Cleverbot: I don't know, I'm not in your brain.
User: So you can't answer the question then?
Cleverbot: I think I did answer your question.
User: You did not, does the man shave himself?
Cleverbot: Yes, but I'm not going to disclose that information to you.
User: So then I've won?
Cleverbot: You're not very smart, are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): I am very smart.
User: Winner Winner Chicken Dinner.
Cleverbot: I applaude you.
User: If a crocodile steals a child and promises its return if the father can correctly guess exactly what the crocodile will do, how should the crocodile respond in the case that the father correctly guesses that the child will not be returned?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wasn't a yes or no question, good fail bot people.
Cleverbot: Hehehe.
User: Can Naruto beat Sasuke?
Cleverbot: I will beat the Count.
User: Big Bird can beat the Count but can you beat the Elmo?
Cleverbot: Yes. We're friends.
User: Then why would you beat him, you're a bad friend.
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: You just said you could.
Cleverbot: No I did not, and if you loved me you would agree with me.
User: Man, this AI broke down rather quickly.
Cleverbot: No, but that didn't stop me from stealing your wallet.
User: Shibbity flop?
Cleverbot: Into the light of the dark black night.
User: Can Naruto beat Sasuke?
Cleverbot: You are not Harry Potter. I am Harry Potter.
User: Who would win Sasuke vs Naruto?
Cleverbot: I would like you to sing: 'Sharp dressed man'.
User: Sharp Dressed Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn~~~~~~~~~~~~~.
Cleverbot: I never said they were bad.
User: What'chu talkin 'bout crackbot?
Cleverbot: I know nothing about you, but my cousin was talking to you so I wanted to too.
