Is this a good pickup line?

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So I secretly have a crush with this girl who is not in my class and I want to finally go talk to he and get her number.

The line is: "Do you have a bandage(she'll then say no)? Because i just scraped my knee falling for you"
 

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Horrible imagery to be associating with a girl you like son.
 

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Sounds kinda lame tbh. Just be straight up man.
 

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Don't say that :|..
 

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Alternative version:

Do you have a bandage?
(She'll then say no)
Let's try ****.
 

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That line is lame. Unless the situation is lame, and then you can go ahead. The thing about pickup lines is they don't work when they are forced. Best pickup line in high school. I can drive and have my own car.
 

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As someone said above being straight is the best approach. Try to find something you have in common and can talk about. The worst thing IMO is to ask someone out when you don't know much about them. It just makes for an awkward situation.
 

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Pick up lines are cheesy. Bro just go over there and say Hi to her, get a convo started, get to know each other and ask for her number before she go...

it's not that hard lol
 

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after you finish you line say Giggity giggty alright & you'll be fine .
 

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Nope. Just get a normal convo going. ;)
 

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Very cheesy but you can still get her nevertheless.

[video=youtube;wV2KC50rui0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV2KC50rui0[/video]


Go get that girl. :cool:
 

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Yea cheesy pick up lines do work.
I tried a few as long as girls laugh.

But afterwards you better have a good conversation because conversation rules the nation.

I tried this one some years back at a grocery store. When I got off basketball practice to a girl I really liked.

*Walk into a grocery store toward the diary drink isle


Newkageism: Hey girl I bet I could make you laugh, say what
Girl: No you can't
NewKagesim: SeaMonkey Cazoooo! (got to say it right affter she say no you cant)
Girl: What? lol
NewKagesim: See you said what and giggled
Girl: Oh
Newkagesim: I bet I can make you close your eyes and think of me
Girl: No (She keeps her eyes open still on you)
Newkagesim: Damn think I lost that one but your still thinking of me (strike a stupid pose)

(So now it 1/1)

Newkageism: Hey girl I bet I could get you naked
Girl: No you could not (or some other response)
*Grab for the Naked (smoothie) and purchase that.

She would think your smooth or funny


If all else fails just go to the last line about getting her naked and get the smoothie.
 

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Just ask her if you want to Spiderman kiss her upside down.

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If you plan to pick up a cheap girl at a bar or something, that line is perfect!

If you want to be with a girl you like, put effort into it. My current girlfriend, Abigail, can speak Spanish (you'll see why it's important). I would always hang out with her while I had my ex, we were inseparable. People thought we were cute together, that we were a perfect match. Even with my ex, Nicole, at the time, people told me that I looked happier with Abigail. Well, this new guy shows up and she's telling me how hot he is and all, then plans to ask him out on a date. Didn't phase me, I prompted her to ask him anyways since she never had a boyfriend before. Not sure why, even at that time, I thought she was easily in the top 5 hottest in school.

I then started running into issues with Nicole and we broke up. Abbie still hasn't asked new guy out after 2 months. Then she finally did one week and they had a date for the movies upcoming weekend. For some reason, this irritated me a lot. It wasn't till her best friend told me that Abbie had a crush on me for past 3 years and hesitated on new guy because of that. I, not once, ever noticed that. So on Friday, day before her first ever date, I grabbed her in the hallway, turned her around and quickly said in spanish (which I am still very horrible at and her bff Valerie taught me to say) "I want to be with you Abbie, every day. Will you go out with me?" I'm still so bad at spanish that I don't remember how to say it.

She didn't even hesitate, she wrapped her arms around my neck and said yes so many times. That was quite awhile ago, but I still have her in my life today. I even agree with my old high school friends, Abbie was a perfect match for me.

So if this is some random hookup, go ahead. If you want to have a relationship like Abbie and mine, you need a bit more effort buddy.
 

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So I secretly have a crush with this girl who is not in my class and I want to finally go talk to he and get her number.

The line is: "Do you have a bandage(she'll then say no)? Because i just scraped my knee falling for you"


lol that is a big fail

what if she said : you scraped your knee's by ******* ****
 
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wow.... I would try it, just to get slapped by her....
 

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If you plan to pick up a cheap girl at a bar or something, that line is perfect!

If you want to be with a girl you like, put effort into it. My current girlfriend, Abigail, can speak Spanish (you'll see why it's important). I would always hang out with her while I had my ex, we were inseparable. People thought we were cute together, that we were a perfect match. Even with my ex, Nicole, at the time, people told me that I looked happier with Abigail. Well, this new guy shows up and she's telling me how hot he is and all, then plans to ask him out on a date. Didn't phase me, I prompted her to ask him anyways since she never had a boyfriend before. Not sure why, even at that time, I thought she was easily in the top 5 hottest in school.

I then started running into issues with Nicole and we broke up. Abbie still hasn't asked new guy out after 2 months. Then she finally did one week and they had a date for the movies upcoming weekend. For some reason, this irritated me a lot. It wasn't till her best friend told me that Abbie had a crush on me for past 3 years and hesitated on new guy because of that. I, not once, ever noticed that. So on Friday, day before her first ever date, I grabbed her in the hallway, turned her around and quickly said in spanish (which I am still very horrible at and her bff Valerie taught me to say) "I want to be with you Abbie, every day. Will you go out with me?" I'm still so bad at spanish that I don't remember how to say it.

She didn't even hesitate, she wrapped her arms around my neck and said yes so many times. That was quite awhile ago, but I still have her in my life today. I even agree with my old high school friends, Abbie was a perfect match for me.

So if this is some random hookup, go ahead. If you want to have a relationship like Abbie and mine, you need a bit more effort buddy.

That sounds like a movie, but did the guy she was supposed to go out with confront you or anything?
 
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