[Discussion] Is Senju DNA the biggest troll that the naruto manga has ever seen?

Is Senju DNA the biggest Troll ever in the Naruto manga?

  • Yes, Biggest TROLL!!!

    Votes: 11 78.6%
  • No, its used properly throught the manga.

    Votes: 3 21.4%

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Straw Hat Zoro

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I mean come on really. I understand Hashirama was outrageously strong and amazing but his dna has been a troll in this manga as of late. Think about it Danzo has what like 10 sharingans in his right arm due to what the magic effects of Senju DNA. Madara becomes a god due to what the magic effects of Senju DNA. Obito gets crushed by a bolder but really what looks like a mountain and survives due to what the magic of Senju DNA. And finally Tsunade survived getting crushed and cut in half by a enormous tree from what I can only guess is the Magic effects of her Senju DNA. Kishi there is no need for the SOT6P now just make Hashi god and his DNA the greatest power up in all of Naruto lol. Im sure im missing some other times it was used like Orochimaru's experiments to splice the First's DNA into a group of sixty child test subjects. Oh yeah Yamato cant forget about you lol. Okay im done ranting...
 

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senju dna is the answer to every problem :y
 

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Goes to show just how powerful Hashirama was.
 

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Tobi being Obito is the biggest troll so far, and Rin being his reason for the Infinite Tsukiyomi was just a low blow. I still remember my exact reaction too.

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Yep it was the craziest thing ever, I mean it can do anything no wonder everyone wanted a piece of Hashirama +rep Kuz I agree
 

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Senju DNA = midichlorians (star wars) micro organism that gives you the force! the more you have the more powerful you are! LOL!!!
 

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Would of really love 2c Senju come back an fight madara 1last time hmm epic:cool:
 

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Yea you have a problem just sprinkle a little senju DNA on it and your problem is solved. Want to become God like sprinkle alittle senju DNA on it, want to use 10 sharingans sprinkle alittle senju DNA on it. I could see this in like a late night informercial or something lol.

I'm going to apologize in advance for this corny joke it is way to late for me and I find everything funny lol
 

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passed out on the curb from to much alcohol, sprinkle some senju dna on it.....


(fixes all wounds!)
 

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sharingan dude.. sharingan..
 

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I'm still to make a thread on it (might as well do it later today, as Senju DNA seems to be all the rage these days), but personally, I believe that Hashirama's DNA gets spread around mostly due to a small oversight on Hashirama's part... He probably made himself into a form of cancer that actually makes people better... So basically, when you get "infected" with Hashirama (lol), you also acquire Senju DNA. Yup, that's what you get for not paying attention to the hayflick limit on your medical classes.

As for Tsunade, although she has been bisected, I assume that the tree on top of both her is somehow pinching her innards, therefore clamping her bloodflow and preventing death due to hemorrhaging. Nothing to do with Senju DNA, but really, you can't get better clamps than a freaking huge giant tree.
 
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Final arc: The Return of the Senju

Main villain: Hashirama
Side villains: Orochimaru and Tobirama

Plot: Orochimaru, finally getting his power back from the death reaper seal, manages to accidentally set the trapped hokage free!
Hashirama feels genetically violated and together with his brother Tobirama sets out to bring vengeance to the world, beginning with Orochimaru who is instantly killed, paling to the power of the mighty Senju.
Minato, also uberly pissed due to being locked up in a shinigami for a long period, wanting to join the crusade of the violated Hokage and his loyal bro, is eventually calmed down by the extremely tolerant Hiruzen who injects his sarutobi patience genes in Minato.
It's a desperate situation for Naruto and the good guys. He has marched out to face the Senju brothers after the world has been terrorized for weeks, together with his friends.

"I'm the new hokagebayo"
Hashi: "Bwahahaha! A little brat like you talking big to someone like me!? Did you know I beat Madara and made Uchiha my bitches using only sticks? What are you gonna do, Rasengan my balls? Speaking of which.. - (Giant plot twist about to be revealed regarding the true origins of the rasengan, but Naruto interrupts)
Naruto: "Heh. You think you're so good, but you're forgetting something - I have the will of fire!"
Hashi enrages and becomes furious, rushing towards Naruto: "I INVENTED THE WILL OF FIRE!!"
Naruto thinking: "Everything going according to plan"
Naruto loads a rasengan, about to clash with the insane Hashirama, but in the last second he stops the rasengan (Minato vs Tobi flashback scene where Minato tricks Tobi is shown for a short while) and takes out a needle that he injects in Hashirama
Naruto:" I just injected you with Konohamaru's Sarutobi genes. Do you think I spent this entire time playing tag with Sasuke? I did my research and concluded this was the only way to defeat you! I'm not stupid anymore!"
Shikamaru, also present, thinking: "Actually it was my idea.. He keeps claiming my ideas as his own ever since he became Hokage.. How troublesome"
Hashi: "Who the f is Konohamaru!? By the way, I'm starting to calm down now, I think.. Come Tobirama, let's go eat some ramen."

But just as things are settling down, Orochimaru arrives. If you wondered where Minato and Hiruzen were, Orochimaru had fooled death again and absorbed Minato and Hiruzen's powers.

The rest folds out so that Orochimaru talks about how he is immune to the Sarutobi gene, Oro absorbing the Senju brothers, later Oro is defeated by Naruto and Sasuke, the souls of the hokage can finally rest etc.
Oh, final scene you see Naruto reading the True Story about Rasengan - by Hashirama and getting disgusted by the truth while eating some ramen. The end



And on topic, yes
 
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Straw Hat Zoro

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Yea you have a problem just sprinkle a little senju DNA on it and your problem is solved. Want to become God like sprinkle alittle senju DNA on it, want to use 10 sharingans sprinkle alittle senju DNA on it. I could see this in like a late night informercial or something lol.

I'm going to apologize in advance for this corny joke it is way to late for me and I find everything funny lol

A joke but the truth. I just dont get why Kishi has turned Senju DNA in the answer to everyons problems lol. There are already threads saying Sasuke will get him some of that miracle and get the Rinnegan in the later chapters. I hope to got not fr this to be true im so done with everyone wanting and getting major power ups from this.

Naruto: Naruto in Biju mode "Sasuke I have gotten stronger. I know through training can use Kuramas power to my will"

Sasuke: Sasuke with Rinnegan "Oh I just had to get me some of the 1st magic DNA. Look at my cool new Rinnegan"

And im not saying that hate on Sasuke. Sasuke as you can see by my name is my favorite character. I would just much rather him push the Sharingan to new heights that has never been seen before he sinks so low to get dirty Senju DNA lol.
 

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Yea..biggest trolls...should we call it Hashirma Hazards(can be harmfull...keep away 4m Uchihas)
 
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