You are. Well, let's play a little game. What we will do is simple. If you're sure about that bond, you may turn around and let your ninken face me. You will not look my way under any circumstances. I will then throw a total of five kunais, all aimed to different locations of your body. I'll throw them when you and your ninken are ready. Your ninken will tell you when and where the kunais are so you can dodge them. Oh, and just so you know, I won't aim for any vital organs, that would not be fair.
Anyway, ready?
*I throw the kunais with some delay after eachother*