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A Production of Screw You Studios. The Creators of Naruto My Style, Life on Streets and Ending Lines. We, Kagutsuchi, Faust and Nocturnal Present
It’s a Reality TV Show, where This Trio will Barge into Narutobase’s Members House and will Interview them till their ass is kicked out of house.
Crew:
Faust - Camera Man
Nocturnal – Interviewer
Kagutsuchi – Interrogator
Nocturnal: Nuuu, I want Purple this time. >_<
Kagutsuchi: Not enough funding...
Links to Previous Chapters :
Link to Chapter 1 :
~ Faust Parks the Van in front of a big Mansion, Dark Clouds in the shape of Vaginas Hovering above the Mansion ~
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~ Faust Parks the Van in front of a big Mansion, Dark Clouds in the shape of Vaginas Hovering above the Mansion ~
Nocturnal: This Place is gives me the creeps.
Kagutsuchi: Indeed it does.
Faust: There is nothing to be afraid of guys, Aren’t you Man enough to enter?
Kagutsuchi: Says the Pimp who got his Grandpa’s Wheel chair up in the ass?
Faust: It was a Mutual Decision >.<
Nocturnal: Yeah Riiiiight.
~ Faust goes behind the van to get the equipment out, As Nocturnal and Kagutsuchi head towards the gate~
Kagutsuchi: Can we change the target? I am having second thoughts about it. I don’t want to lose my You-Know-What.
Nocturnal: Are you scared? How will you help us if he doesn’t co-operate? And I don’t give a rat’s ass about you virginity.
Kagutsuchi: I have kept it for 19 Long Years. It’s a treasure.
Faust: You Priest.
~Both Nocturnal and Kagutsuchi Look at Faust in disbelief~
Faust: *Smoking* What? *Puff* Is that joke have rights reserved?
Nocturnal & Kagutsuchi: YES!
Nocturnal: It should be used only against people having degree in Child Abuse.
~Faust Flips them off~
Faust: **** both of you.
Nocturnal & Kagutsuchi: See, That’s what I am talking about.
~Kagutsuchi and Nocturnal look at each other~
Nocturnal & Kagutsuchi: This IS getting creepy. =|
~Both of them look away as Faust Rings the Door Bell and Two Massive Doors Open up without anyone being there~
Nocturnal: O.O
Kagutsuchi: <.< , >.>
Faust ( Thinks ) : They are crapping in their Pants.
Faust ( Yells ): BOO!
~Nocturnal and Kagutsuchi Scream in High Pitch Noise~
Kagutsuchi: You Sick Bastard, Where’s your “Ass-Buddy”.
Faust: There is No Such thing as “Ass-Buddy”.
Kagutsuchi: There is now.
~They slowly climb up the stairs with Faust leading the way, Trio comes upon a corridor where they observe used condoms on the floor. Bra, panties and *** Toys spread all around. Carefully stepping around the object they reach the Door and Faust using Brute Force breaks the door into the room~
Nocturnal: Dude, you should have knocked.
Hellsbadass ( naked ) : WHAT THE ****! Who Are Y---, Faust! My Old Ass-Buddy.
~ Faust Looks at Kagutsuchi who replies with “I Told you so” ~
Hellsbadass ( Still naked ): So what brings you here, and who are these Friends of yours.
Nocturnal: We would appreciate the existence of clothes on you. I am Nocturnal and I would like to take Interview. Our Camera man is Faust and you know him well and this dude here is Kagutsuchi and He is our Inter-- *He is Interrupted by Kagutsuchi*
Kagutsuchi: N, I am Intern, new intern. Never did this Before, Totally new and pure. Never have been involved in any kind of bad activity.
Faust: He is a Virgin, He is afraid you are going to rape us.
Hellsbadass: Not a Bad Idea!
Kagutsuchi: *Runs and Hides Behind Faust*, You Monster. You, Yo—u Bigger Priest. =|
~While Kagutsuchi is causing the entire ruckus, Nocturnal inspects the room. He observes tons of play girl magazines, Play boy magazines, Packed Condoms, Used Condoms and all the dirty lingerie is covering the entire floor, He Looks under the bed to see Whips, Hand Cuffs and Weed~
Nocturnal: I can already tell you are a very...sexually active person, Why is that?
Hellsbadass: I like..holes... o.o
Nocturnal: That is how you explain the existence of a well?
Hellsbadass: What well? <.< | >.>
Nocturnal: The one in the Garden...
Hellsbadass: I have no idea what you are talking about. But I have heard wells are bad, don’t look inside it...don’t ever look what`s inside it... <.< | >.>
Nocturnal: Nevermind then...Faust, let`s get a shot of the whole mansion before the interview...
~Nocturnal looks towards Faust`s location, seeing him going through Hell`s Playboy collection with a joint hanging from the corner of his lips.~
Nocturnal: Oi Faust!
Kagutsuchi: Look! a 9 year old naked Boy!
~Faust turns around quickly, tossing the magazine he was reading for over 5 minutes now on the ground~
Faust & Hellsbadass : Where?!
Kagutsuchi & Nocturnal : O_O
Faust: Liar! Where is the boy! Give me the boy! I want my boy! GIMME!
Hellsbadass: Don’t worry Ass-Buddy, I have 2-3 backup ones in the wel....nevermind. o.o
Faust: *whispering* Cool...and don’t call me Ass-Buddy... <_< | >_>
Nocturnal: Ahem...*cough* *cough* Ahehehehem...let`s continue with our Interview, shall we?
Hellsbadass: Sure...what do you want to do?
Nocturnal: How about a tour? Show us where all the magic happens..
Kagutsuchi: N.n..nnn...No!...we are good...we don’t need to go the rape chambers...
Hellsbadass: What`s a rape chamber? o.o
Nocturnal: He thinks you have special places where you forcefully have *** with people..
Hellsbadass: Ohh, my Snu-Snu room?
Nocturnal & Kagutsuchi: O__O
~HBA walks out of the room, still butt naked as always, Kagutsuchi and Nocturnal follow in Terror, as Faust keeps walking behind them without caring.~
Hellsbadass: Here we have the lab, this is where I develop my own kind of..male enhancement.
~Kagutsuchi and Nocturnal stare at the lab, animals with huge penises...washed condoms hanging from strings...~
Hellsbadass: Watch out, you wouldn’t want to step on a used condom...anyhow, this is the kitchen, I send women here.
Faust: Pot! I FOUND WEED!
~Faust runs towards a huge vase filled with something that originally looks like weed, he dips his hand inside, takes a good handful and proceeds into rolling it~
Hellsbadass: DONT!
~Faust without paying attention, lights the rollie up and takes a huge draft..~
Faust: This feels...fantastic... @_@
Hellsbadass: Oh boy...here we go..
Faust: What do you mean?
Hellsbadass: Kiwi gave me that...when you smoke it...you turn into...I won’t spoil it for you..
Faust: Into a what?! TELL ME!
~Faust`s chest starts swelling up as his hair grows up, reaching the mid of his back..his body hair dissapears as his legs get thinner and thinner.~
Faust*In Fem Voice*: What is wrong with me?! Ommagad! I am a fricking bitch!
Hellsbadass: Indeed...O^O
~Hellsbadass gets a boner as he slowly starts walking towards Faustina~
Faustina: Where are you going with that thing? o_o
Hellsbadass: Let me just...
Faustina: No! GTFO!
Hellsbadass: GTFO? But it`s my house....Q^Q
~Kagutsuchi and Nocturnal try to stop HBA as he fights with everything he has to reach Faust~
Nocturnal: Don`t! We need him!
Hellsbadass: B..b..bbut I am trying to save him...
Nocturnal: By raping him?
Hellsbadass: The antidote is my semen... O^O
Nocturnal: Oh..
~Kagutsuchi and Nocturnal let go of HBA, as he walks towards Faustina~
Kagutsuchi: At least get some privacy...
~HBA opens a door, and stands next to it, as he signals Faustina to enter the room~
Hellsbadass: Don’t worry, I`ll be soft...I`ll try..
~Faustina walks slowly inside the room, step by step, no other options. He/She is looking at the others for some sort of help..nothing...as he/she enters the room, HBA goes behind her/him and slowly shuts the door...from the small gap left, Faustina is seen running towards the door~
Faust Is mentally hurt to this very day, even though the fact that those 2 hours he spent in that room were his worst, what exactly happened in that room is a mystery yet to be uncovered.
Next Chapter : Thoes!
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