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Production of Screw You Studios. The Creators of Naruto My Style, Life on Streets and Ending Lines. We, Kagutsuchi, Faust and Nocturnal Present.
It’s a Reality TV Show, where This Trio will Barge into Narutobase’s Members House and will Interview them till their ass is kicked out of house.
Crew:
Faust - Camera Man
Nocturnal – Interviewer
Kagutsuchi – Interrogator
Flaw - Guest
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Faust: So what today? Where are we going?
Kagutsuchi: Rome!
Nocturnal: It`s not Rome, It`s Romania.
Kagutsuchi: Umm...No.
Nocturnal: What? Why?
Faust: I don’t want my equipment stolen. -_-
Nocturnal: I don’t think they have an affinity for weed...
Kagutsuchi: Either way, if you wanna go, do it yourself, I don’t want to return withe empty pockets.
Nocturnal: Your Virginity is of no interest to them either.
Kagutsuchi : -_-
Faust: Why do we have to go there anyway? Why not be like all Normal shows, invite the Guests to the studio...
Nocturnal: You didn’t seem to have problems with our trip to Jamaica.
Faust: That was...um...”different”.
-3 Hours Later, National Romanian Airport-
Kagutsuchi: I can’t believe you actually brought us here.. .>_<
Faust: *puff*Me neither...*puff*
Nocturnal: Whatever, you were too easy to Lure. A new computer and a kg of weed is all it took.
Kagutsuchi: I should sue the Airport Security!
Nocturnal: Why? And where did they take you?
Faust: It`s obvious, they shove their hands up his anus to look for bombs.
Kagutsuchi: Do I look like a Terrorist that much?!
~Nocturnal & Faust stare at Ali.~
Nocturnal & Faust: Yes.
Kagutsuchi: What would a terrorist do in this...this..”place” anyway?
~A man comes and shakes Faust`s hand for no apparent reason.~
Faust: Ok....
Nocturnal: Why did he do that?
Kagutsuchi: Um...Faust...your hand...
Faust: What about it?
Nocturnal: Your watch is missing...
~Faust stares at his hand, with his eyes wide open, failing to realize the watch his Grandfather gave him was stolen.~
Faust: MotherF`cker...
~Faust runs towards the direction that man went, leaving all his luggage behind.~
Nocturnal: Hey! We have a place to go to!
Faust: I NEED TO GET THAT WATCH BACK!
Kagutsuchi: Should we wait?
Nocturnal: Sure...
-After 1 Hour-
Nocturnal: I think he is lost...
Kagutsuchi: We can’t go anywhere without a cameraman, plus, he has the keys to the Van.
-After 2 Hours-
Nocturnal: F`ck it, we`ll just pay someone to hotwire the Van.
Kagutsuchi: We are in Romania, were would you find someone to do tha...oh wait, yeah...
-After 4 Hours-
Kagutsuchi: Alright, that`s it, get up, we need to be back till tomorrow evening and we still haven’t gotten to his house.
Nocturnal: Faust has the address....
Kagutsuchi: DAMNIT!
Nocturnal: So, now what?
????: Oh, Hobit!
Nocturnal: Hmm?
Flaw: What are you doing here?
Kagutsuchi: How the hell....
Nocturnal: We came for you...
Flaw: You want another guide somewhere?
Nocturnal: Nope, we came for your interview..
Kagutsuchi: Why are you in the Airport ?
Flaw: I work here, Head of Security. Ali, how was that exam?
Kagutsuchi: Wait, that was you?!
Flaw : Hell naw, I just ordered it. Where’s Ganja Baby?
Nocturnal: Lost...most likely.
Kagutsuchi: We need him though..
Flaw: Couldn’t have gone far, come on, let’s go.
~After an Hour or so, Who the F`ck keeps count.~
Nocturnal: We have been walking, for over an Hour now, we can’t hope to find him..
~Suddenly, a man sitting on the sidewalk, grabs Nocturnal’s pants.~
Poor Guy: Please, give me some money, I need it to go home.
~Nocturnal doesn’t even look at him.~
Nocturnal: No, you’ll spend it on Drugs.
Poor Guy: Yeah, that too.
Kagutsuchi: Faust? :|
Faust: Oh, it was you two, it has been ages since you left me in this shithole to my fate.
Nocturnal: What are you talking about? It hasn’t even been a day.
~Faust get’s up, as he grabs Nocturnal from the Shoulders.~
Faust: A Day..? A DAY?! Just one FRICKING DAY?! IT HAS BEEN OVER 2 YEARS!
Kagutsuchi: That’s impossible. O_O
Flaw: Actually....this city is standing in the way of a Rift in Time and Space.. >_>
~An Hour(?) Later, Flaw’s House.~
Flaw: So, what now?
Kagutsuchi: I don’t think we can continue normally now.
Nocturnal: Indeed, I guess we will just leave early tomorrow...Flaw, how does this whole Time Rift thing work? Does this mean we were missing for over 2 years now?
Flaw: Yeah, you come here as a Baby, go back as a geezer.
Faust: So, wait, is Pedophilia illegal here?
Flaw: Nope, since there aren’t any actual Children here.
Faust: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Nocturnal: What’s that noise?
Flaw: Must be the tin can.
Kagutsuchi: Tin Can?
Flaw: You see, the rift throws stuff here from all around the Universe, one day, a Tin Can “thing” crashed in my House, I paid tons of Money to build a wall around it that could hold it there.
Nocturnal: Why?
Flaw: Do you have any idea how much people pay to see a Robot that has Intelligence?
Kagutsuchi: We came all this way, we might as well bring that back.
Nocturnal: Can we see it?
Flaw: Pay up. >_> | <_<
Nocturnal: Oh come on...
Flaw: Fine, just 5 minutes.
~The Basement~
Nocturnal: I can’t see shit.
Flaw: Hold on, let me turn on the Lights...
????: EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATEEEEE!!!!
Nocturnal: No....No...NO, YOU AREN’T SUPPOSED TO BE REAL!
~End of Part 1~
Author’s Note : This is Simply a break from the Regular Plot of the Series, following the team into an Adventure, will be fun to write, And tell me if It is fun to read. O^O
~Nocturnal.
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