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Chapter Four: Super Ultra Mega Chicken!
第4章：スーパーウルトラメガチキン
Глава четвърта: Супер Ultra Мега Пиле
Κεφάλαιο Τέταρτο: Super Ultra Κοτόπουλο Mega
अध्याय चार: सुपर अल्ट्रा मेगा चिकन
Luku nelj?: Super Ultra Mega Kana
Cap?tulo Quatro: Chicken Super Mega Ultra
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As the morning sun rises and glares over an empty field of cut grass. Flaw and Gats' wait for their teacher - Mizutoki for their first training session. While Flaw waits, Gats put in some earphones.
Gats: My first love broke my heart for the first time and i was like...
Flaw: :|
Gats: ♪ Baby, BABEH BABEH, OOOOHHH~♪
Flaw: :|:|
Gats: ♪ Babeh Babeh Babeh Noooooo~ ♪
Flaw: :|:|:|
Gats: ♪ Babeh babeh babeh ooooooooh~♪
Flaw: ;D ♪ Thought you'd always be mine~ ♪
Gats: :| *stops abruptly* ...Dude, wtf?
Flaw: :x
Suddenly, while Gats and Flaw were singing, a puff of smoke erupts out of nowhere and Mizutoki appears.
Mizu: What is this racket?
Gats: *Puts the earphones away* N-nothing >_>
Mizu: Well... Now we're all here, let's not
waste anytime.
Flaw: Aye, Aye captain.
Mizu: I can't hear youuu ~
Flaw: AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!
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While the duo were about to start their training with the ex-anbu ops member - Mizutoki, in another region named Sunogakure, the one-tailed Jinchuuriki was fufilling his daily training in a vast, empy desert.
Eddy: Ah-One. Ah-two. Ah-three. Now stretch! *stretches*
Calm and silent footsteps approach from the distance, steadily towards the Jinchuuriki.
Eddy: Work those abs. time for some lunges! *lunges forward to reach his toes*
As the mysterious person approaches the Tailed-Beast host. Darkness begins to fall upon the surrounding vicinity.
Eddy:*Gets up from the lunge* Woah! how long did i lunge for? It's already past my bedtime ~! hehe.
But!... *epic music would be placed here if it were an anime*
Nexus: Just wait right there!
Eddy: Oh? and who might you be?
Nexus, remaining silent, claps his hands together and his eyes glow a vivid red while the region darkens.
Nexus: RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!! (no, wait. wrong scene O_O) THIS IS NEXUS!!! (much better ^^)
The darkness that encased the arena starts to expand rapidly but then compresses suddenly with Eddy as it's epicentre. The energy conflagrates into an immense tornado of what can only be described as amaterasu-like flames that lead up beyond the heavens.
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Meanwhile back at the training ground of the two trainees. The pair lay on the grass, reading books and revising on a piece of paper.
Flaw: Man, i thought this would of been exciting. -_- (Note: This line goes for the chap aswell -.-)
Gats: But instead he has us working from tattered books. >.>
Mizu: Quiet now students, we all have to go through the phase of theory work. Tomorrow we will begin on practical assessment.
Flaw: This isn't some sort of driving test ya' know. This is life and death O_O
Gats: *Lays back on the grass* ****, all this studying has worked up an appetite, i need to munch.
Flaw: ~_~ The wanker has a point, any chance we could get some *cough* free *cough* ramen? ;D
Mizu: *Looks up to notice the sun is setting* Alright! today has ended. You can come back to my place for some *cough* expensive *cough* ramen. ;D
Flaw: Bastard! You had us out here all day to work from some books. In the heat. No food or drink and you still want us to pay!? you son of a bitch, go **** your uncle's dad and suck on your momma's d***o stuck in her tight mother ****ing, **** munging, t*t-w***ing --
And so. the two heroes of this story walk back to konoha town with Flaw, as usual, cursing for no good reason. So, the moral of this story is. Kids, don't waste your time on Narutobase and create FF like this one. Instead, go out and play, like me ;D <- used to many times during this chap
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[If you thought the chap ended, you were wrong >:3]
As the moon overtook the sun, Akiza waited anxiously near the open window inside of the hokage's mansion.
A messenger pidgeon flew in with a scroll of paper within its beak, which Akiza took out of it's grasp.
Akiza: *Reading the message* ...
Akiza goes over to her desk and rummages through a pile of papers and eventually getting a file entitled 'Izure'.
Akiza: I suppose the prophecies have come true...
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Author's notes.
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=0 took two weeks to complete this, mainly because i couldnt be bothered. Okay?
~_~
Is it me... Or does Nexus look good in purple?
O_O
Try to name all of the movie/show references i made in this FF apart from ingwer and missy, i already told you =_= reward is rep ;D
I don't have anything to add...
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Ingwer thinks i'm his 'friend' xD he thought wrong.
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