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Flaw and Gats' land face first onto a kitchen counter, knocking over dishes of noodles and bowls of soup.
Flaw: Where the hell did we come out from!?
Gats looks around while Flaw wipes noodles off his sleeves
Gats: Seems like we're in some sort of kitchen.
Flaw: Kitchen..? Noodles..? Soup..? O_O I know where we -
The door slams open and a man storms up to the duo and takes his sunglasses off.
Mizu: Ah! I have company!
Gats: Who wears sunglasses in the daytime..? In a shop? u_u
Mizu: Only one man... Mizutoki!
Flaw: ... O_O
Mizu: Anyway, gtfo out of my kitchen unless you're going to buy something.
Gats: We have no money. .___.
Mizu: The exit is at the front of the store. >_>
Gats and Flaw hang their heads in shame and walk towards the exit of the ramen shop whilst Mizu snaps his fingers.
Mizu: Missy, clean this mess up... Quickly!
A girl of about the same age of Gats and Flaw enters the kitchen, accidentally bumping into them.
Missy: I-i-i'm sorry...
Gats: Its okay, it was our fault. ^^
Missy continues to go into the kitchen and cleans up the mess in the kitchen, while Gats and Flaw go into the dining area of the shop and head out.
Flaw: Dude, you're a fag, -_- you should of boned her like you do every other woman.
Gats: Shhh, we're in the shinobi world... girls are more cautious. o.o
They continue to walk the bustling streets of Konoha, not exactly knowing what to do or even where to start looking for Nexus, until a shout is heard coming from a distance.
Izure: Flaw!! Gats!!
A young girl runs towards them with a notebook held in her arms
Izure: Glad i found you two just in time. Follow me!
Flaw: Another retard? I've had my fair few for today ?_?
Gats: Shut up, this may help us, lets'a go!
Izure grabs their hands and leads them onto the main road of the village and into the direction of the Hokage's mansion. Once inside, they climb up all the stairs until they've reached the last floor of the mansion and into the hallway where they wait outside of a huge door.
Izure: Lets go in, the Hokage needs a word with you both.
Gats: Ho...Kage? Whats that? O_O
Flaw: Its the leader of this place you noob. u_u
Gats: Riiiiiiight...
They swiftly enter the domain of the Hokage's main office where a woman dressed in a blue robe swivels around on her chair to face Flaw and Gats, while Izure eagerly runs to the side of the Hokage. The woman slams down a hefty book that she was holding on her lap.
Akiza: You two! Chuunin ranked shinobi of Konoha, i'm assigning you a mission to the nearby grass village, the mission will be for you two to demolish one of the Kusa abandoned strongholds that lay near the border of Konohagakure.
Flaw: ... Sure?
Akiza: This mission will take place three days now, be prepared for anything, absolutely anything and make sure you take care until the mission day has come.
Flaw: ... ... Sure?
Izure forces the pair out of the room and back into the hallway, slamming the door behind them.
Flaw: What...The...**** !!!!
Gats: The hell was that about?
Flaw: We've been assigned a freaking mission, we have no clue to where this shit is or what shit we know... God damn!
They both walk down the stairs and back onto the streets of Konoha, Flaw still seems aggravated about the mission they were set at such short notice whereas Gats is still confused to what this shinobi business is about.
Gats: So...
Flaw: We're gonna get ****ed, raped, ej**ulated and then killed, what don't you understand!?
Gats: I think i got it. Can't we just like... Take a gun? >_>
Flaw: You faggot, you have no idea what Naruto is, just let me do all the shit so we can get out of this hell hole. -_-
They both eventually end up back at the ramen shop, entering it and sitting at the bar.
Flaw: Anyone home?
Mizu: I'm always here, i have no life. xD
Flaw: That's cool, -_- you won't believe what we've just been assigned to do...
After a couple of minutes of discussion, Flaw explains what has happened between them and the Hokage.
Mizu: Ah, i see... and you have absolutely no training? But somehow are a Chuunin?
Flaw: Exactly, i dunno how this happened...
Mizu: Well, first things first. You need some training sessions.
Flaw: But where are we suppose to get that at such short notice? We have three days...
Mizu: I might be able to help you out, i used to be a member of Anbu but now retired and settled down with this shop of mine, i can teach you the basics.
Flaw: Thank **** for that, everything is falling into place.
Mizu: But... I won't do it for free, you see... i run this shop almost 24/7 and me being out to do business, well...Time is money.
Flaw:... And..?
Mizu: You have to pay for my assistance.
Gats: But we said earlier, we don't even have money to pay for ramen, how do you expect us to pay for training?
Mizu: Good thing you interrupted me, dear boy...You bumped into Missy earlier, right?
Gats: Uh-huh.
Mizu: Well, if i were to train you, would you agree to take her on a date?
Gats: U-uhm... Sure, why the hell not?
Mizu: Great! We'll begin training as soon as the sun rises. ;D
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Author's Note's
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Had to progress with the story a little and its steadily getting into it ~.~ and for all those who don't know who Izure is, it's -sin-. I wrote this a while ago, when her user was Izure and i kept it that way because i didnt want any confusion over Sinister.
Don't ask why i made Akiza the Hokage, maybe its cause the current one is female and Akiza is the only female person i know who is good at this shit
From now on, i have no chapters laying around so im going to have to work on them D: which sucks but whatever, i like the story and i hope to finish it U_U
One last thing...
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