*I close my eyes, pick up the scroll, and throw it right at you. I imagine myself appearing at the location of the scroll just before it hits you, where I will then kick you directly in the face, breaking your teeth 'n' shit 'n' shit. Just as the scroll is about to hit you, I activate the chakra on the seal on the scroll, and open my eyes to find myself kicking you in the face, breaking your teeth 'n' shit 'n' shit.*