I'm going to jail

[UzumakiNaruto20]

I got some speeding tickets last year but I didn't pay them. Now there's a warrant for my arrest and I'm turning myself in.

Can anyone tell me what it's like in there?:shrug:

 

[Majora]

I watched Shawshank Redemption, i know everything

 

[Abysmal.]

Don't drop the soap.

 

[UzumakiNaruto20]

I watched Shawshank Redemption, i know everything

If it's anything like that I'm not going

 

[sytren]

Couldn't tell ya only been in lock up not actual jail.

 

[TheLOLRoller]

Act tough, don't become anyones bitch. Acquire females.

 

[UzumakiNaruto20]

Act tough, don't become anyones bitch. Acquire females.

What females?

 

[Altaneen]

A friend of mine had the same thing happen, from what he said it's not so bad.

 

[U chris]

dude, take advice from a black guy who's been on the inside twice.
1. act tough but not too tough. if you act too tough, everyone would want a piece of you
2. Don't talk about anime or manga. if you do, kiss your virginity and manhood good-bye.
3. Don't drop the soap -_-
4. Don't ask questions
5. Don't make eye contact with anyone. not even the warden
6. Don't talk to nobody
7. Always lift weighs like your a bad-ass
8. Never fumble infront of everyone
9. Fight somebody and beat them up under the first week you get it.
10. And last but not least, always keep something sharp in your pocket, you can make a shank from your tooth brush. oh and also, if anyone talks to you, just bone your face and slowly smoke a cigarette like a BOSS!!!

 

[ackeem1992]

cool story bro

 

[ClashinDevestation]

if its for speeding tickets. it wont be too bad. time is much slower in jail though. how long did they give you?

can you pay it off? and have the judge recall the warrent. I have done that 1 time when this happened to me. I checked in at the clerks office, then waited to see the judge. when I saw the judge i told him I forgot all about my tickets is there a way i can pay them? he said ya but it cost me $2500.00 to clear it all up. so you might want to ask to see a judge.

 

[UzumakiNaruto20]

cool story bro

-rep

if its for speeding tickets. it wont be too bad. time is much slower in jail though. how long did they give you?

IDK I havn't turned myself in yet, but I owe about $450

 

[-Cerberus-]

Just take a one way ticket to congo and never return XD

 

[UzumakiNaruto20]

Just take a one way ticket to congo and never return XD

Whats it like in Congo?

 

[TheLOLRoller]

You must be registered for see images

'Nuff said.

 

[ClashinDevestation]

-rep



IDK I havn't turned myself in yet, but I owe about $450

can you pay it? if you can go to the courthouse clerks office to see if you can pay it off? if not request to see a judge. but dont turn yourself in at a police station

 

[Chojuro Sama Kun]

u serious

 

[lswhyte123]

You said you owe $450...pay it.

Try and come to an agreement with the judge if there is a problem with funds. Jail should not be something you have to resort to. Avoid that.

 

[Michael92]

1: Acquire the blueprints of the jail you're going to.
2: Tattoo it on your body.
3: Escape the prison

All jokes a side, I think it really depends on where you go. I doubt they'll place you in a jail along with murderers, rapists, etc o__O

 

[ClashinDevestation]

ya if you cant pay it ask for community service. its better then jail.