Write a story about zetsu who tries to take over the world!
Write a story about zetsu who tries to take over the world!
White Zetsu pounded his hand on the wooden table, basking in euphoric pleasure as he studied his secret plans for world domination. "Yes.... YES! FU*CK YEAH! My plans are now in their final phase! After all these years of meticulous and precise planning, my time as finally come. I have thought over every detail, every problem and planned specific strategies for every possible scenario. My plans are perfection! I'M F*CKING AWESO-"
Obito interrupted the tirade, a confused look on his face. "You're one of my most loyal servants, remember? What happened to
my plans for world domination?"
As Obito spoke, White Zetsu nodded his head earnestly until, suddenly, a look of horror spread over his features. "Your... your plans for world domination? I thought you were a creepy pedophile with plans for
Rin domination?"
It was now Obitos turn to nod enthusiastically. "Yes, yes. That's correct. Rin domination is a very important part of the plan. But first, I have t-" Obito stopped mid-sentence, letting the words trail off as his eyes narrowed to slits. "Creepy pedophile?"
White Zetsu shifted nervously, not sure how to respond. The resulting excruciatingly awkward minute of silence was finally interrupted by Black Zetsu, who spoke in his usual gruff voice. "OK. There's one little point I'm missing. When did you- or, better yet,
how did you spend years planning this without me knowing?"
"I'm not sure what you mean. Are you insinuating I'm incapable of planning world domination on my own?"
"That's exactly what I'm insinuating."
"Fine, think what you want, but consider yourself un-invited to my Bar Mitzvah."
"But your too old, and not even Jewi- never mind. That's the exact problem. You
can't un-invite me and you
can't plan world domination without me knowing because we are f*cking
attached!"
"There you go again. I'm really getting tired of your negative attitude. You may be attached to me, sir, but I am certainly not attached to you. I don't swing that way."
Black Zetsu was about to explode when Obito finally interrupted the exchange. "Never mind that Black Zetsu is gay. We don't have time for that."
Black Zetsu spoke up, his irritation clearly showing through his voice. "But I'm straight!"
Obito chuckled a little, responding sarcastically, "Yeah, and I'm a pedophile."
White Zetsu joined the conversation, his voice equally sarcastic. "And I'm attached to you." He shook his head, a grin firmly planted on his face. He looked at Obito and pointed a thumb at himself. "This guy is in denial."
Black Zetsu responded in a defeated voice. "But... Obito you
are a pedophile.... and White Zetsu, you just pointed at both-"
Obito cut him off, suddenly serious. "So what is this plan of yours, White Zetsu?"
White Zetsu spoke proudly. "It's called the Moon's Eye plan. Catchy, right?" He continued on to explain the ins and outs of the plan. By the end, Obito was smiling gleefully and Black Zetsu had finished preparations to off himself.
Obito was the first to respond. "I love it. I absolutely love it!"
Black Zetsu suddenly looked bored with the proceedings. "You do realize that's not his plan, right? It's yours."
Obito shook his head in disgust. "You really do you have a negative attitude."
White Zetsu nodded his head vigorously in approval. "That's what I've been saying. Next he's gonna start telling me that we're not real people, but weak clones of some powerful ninja! Like that could be possible!"
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