If you woke up next to a dead body..

[Disquiet]

Kill it. **** you Jigsaw Killer.

 

[ANiMUS]

Call the police. If u run then u r more likely guilty imo

 

[Punk Hazard]

More like "Jesus ****ing Christ what the fu-*sigh* I don't have the energy or patience for this shit" *Goes back to sleep*

 

[RasenUchihaChaos]

Doesn't matter if yo didn't do t it's going to be in your house all suspicion is going to be directed at you basically your fcked

Heck you could call the cops and still get shot or beat up despite you telling them about situation

 

[Adam Driver]

Because what if you DID do it, but don't remember?

That doesn't change a thing, call the police.

 

[HeavenlySolace]

I knew my dog was planning something.
I would call the cops.

 

[TimothyTheTomato]

I'd think I did it. And I'd destroy it and the sheets without guilt and move on with my life

 

[Kazehime Seirin]

Scream.....................then call the police :dead:

 

[Angelic.]

make a thread on nb asking what i should do with a poll

 

[DrProof]

All y'all going to jail. FBI tracking your IP Addresses right now. GG, no RE.

 

[BlacLord™]

Call the police, if you didn't do it why run.

Someone might have framed you and put your prints on the weapon and body, and you have no way of knowing whether they did so you'd be leaving it to chance.

OT: Check myself and find out where I am. If it's a quiet place in the country, I'd just leave the body and make a swift, albeit undetected exit. If it were an urban area, with people and CCTV, I'd give the body the once over and check carefully for any concealed weapons. Any that I came across, I would wipe over too. Taking a moment to mull things over, I'd tell a small white lie about what time I awoke, accounting for the time I took to clean up to avert suspicion, whilst also telling them I only "remember" fragments about two burly lads coming in armed.

 

[Jazzy Stardust]

1. Freak the **** out
2. Calm myself down and try to remember what happened
3. Check my phones GPS for my location
4. Change into clothes that cover me completely, also conceal my face
5. Look for car keys, if I find some drive home
6. If I don't find any get on a greyhound type bus or taxi depending on location
7. Make plans to leave the country

I know I wouldn't call the police. Running won't make you look any less suspicious then telling them you woke up next to a dead body. Plus in either scenario you have to be proven guilty. They would have to catch me first.

 

[Conspirator.]

That would be a dream cum true. Ty, and necrophilia rules.

 

[Bad Touch Yakushi]

I'd now call the police but put in the spot i'd run. Depends where I am really, my house? I'm not running away from a corpse on my territory. My spot.

 

[MLady]

I'd call the police.

 

[griffnat13]

How hungry am I when I first wake up?

 

[Sennin of Logic]

It's hard to say how one would react to this, since it'd be terrifying. However, the logical thing to do would be to call the police, as running away wouldn't accomplish anything but solidify you as a murderer in other's eyes.

 

[Norman Bates]

Not the first time this has happened to me. I had a black out, but I remember bits and pieces. There was a girl, a not so nice girl, whom did not have Mother's affection. She had to go and, well, Mother and I took care of her.

But the night was not for naught it seemed. I woke up in Mother's arms. We seem to have partook in a rather personal activity as neither of us had any clothes. We even drew little hearts on each other's faces from her blood. Those are the moments I live for.

Sadly, the girl's corpse did stain the wall she was against and that room needed to be cleaned. It was quite the day.