If you woke up in the world of Naruto, what would be the first thing you'd do?

[vida]

O-O.. Ok. I'm thinking that if I wake up next to Orochimaru, I'm in serious trouble, but I'll do my best to give his haemorrhoids a proper 'Hello!.'
I look badass how now??xd

Lol you have a really good sense of humor! Haha no problems with that! xd
& don’t put your finger in your nose so much! It’s coming & going like forever!

 

[karol the don]

get obitos sharingan and killing konoha elders like a boss

 

[Scooby Doo]

I'd start training :shrug:

 

[~Shadowhunter Princess~]

Find Kakashi wease:

 

[Yasuko Sayomi]

Find Nagato; steal his rinnegan. :|

 

[Crow Sage]

Develop a way to gain both Senju and Uchiha DNA while still looking good - don't need a giant face sticking out my chest.
Steal 2 sets of Sharingan eyes ( for EMS ) from Obito's laboratory. Make very good friends with an extremely weak fodder ninja, than arrange for him to die in my presence. ( for MS ) Develop Rinnegan and Mokuton.